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Vet Rip Off!!!

This morning, Chuck wakes up to find his coondog dead, lying next to his dog house. He can't quite believe it, so decides to take him to the vet. The Vet takes one look at the dog and says, "Chuck, I'm truly sorry, but your dog is dead."

"No. He can't be dead. I demand a second opinion!" replies Chuck.

The doctor nods and agrees. He goes into the back room and brings out a cat. The cat jumps all over the dog, bites it, looks at the vet and says, "Meow."

The vet again says, "I'm sorry but your dog is truly dead."

Chuck says, "No!, I don't believe it, I want another opinion."

The vet nods and brings out a Labrador Retriever, which then begins to jump all over the dead dog, tugging at it before barking, "Woof roof woof!"

The vet says, "Sir, your dog is dead. That will be 400 dollars."

" to tell me my dog is dead?" asks Chuck.

"Well," the vet replies, "I charge 50 dollars, the cat scan is 200 and the lab test is 150 dollars..."

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LOL and I still want another opinion ,,,lol. Good One Sarge !!

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lol there is a vet about 5 miles from me about that bad ! Only thing with him is if it wasn't dead when it got there it will be before you leave , and the charge would be even higher !

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