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Posted by vernonsdream on 03-08-2013 06:27 PM:

Didn't You Hear Him Tell You To Get Away From That Door...you Redneck?!

Poor ole Marcel, walking on them gravels out there.

Jerry Clower appreciation. Will forever be the funniest man to ever live and one of the greatest too. What's your favorite story of Jerry's? I like Marcel at the beer joint myself

Posted by vernonsdream on 03-08-2013 07:10 PM:

ID GIVE YOU HALF A SCHOLARSHIP JUST LOOKIN AT YOU SON! Tell me, what position do you play? "I'm the one what runs with the ball."

Posted by SoShadow on 03-08-2013 07:35 PM:

"T he Lord told me,'That the first time he saw that dog, He though it was a lion, too!'"

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Posted by wakenda creek b on 03-08-2013 07:56 PM:

I like the city slicker coming for a visit to bird hunt.He opened fire on his uncles cows.Ive got to look it up on youtube now.

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Posted by blacktandog on 03-08-2013 11:09 PM:

Shoot up here amongst us one of us has got to have some relief!!!

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Posted by Wingman66 on 03-09-2013 12:23 PM:

Are you sure that lie'n dog is dead?

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Posted by blacktandog on 03-09-2013 12:35 PM:

Uncle versey whatcha gona do with all that money?"well the first thing I'm gona do is get the brakes fixed on that truck"

I'm trying to remember the names of uncle verseys kids,anyone want to give it a try?ill be laughing my but off!!!

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Posted by vernonsdream on 03-09-2013 06:27 PM:

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Originally posted by blacktandog
Uncle versey whatcha gona do with all that money?"well the first thing I'm gona do is get the brakes fixed on that truck"

I'm trying to remember the names of uncle verseys kids,anyone want to give it a try?ill be laughing my but off!!!

Off the top of my head. Clovis, Marcel, Newgene (lol),Claude(great fisherman), Ardale. All I can think of.

Edit: Ardel, Burnel, Raynel, W.L., Lanel, Odel, Marcel, Newgene, Claude, and Clovis. Uncle Versie and Aunt Pat are the parents

Posted by blacktandog on 03-09-2013 06:46 PM:

That's good stuff!!!

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Posted by skeets on 03-10-2013 08:49 AM:

a dog and a coon was fighting on a railroad track,a train comes by and kills the dog.the owner of the dog said,that dog is in heaven thinking that coon killed him.lol

Posted by Bar M on 03-17-2013 07:21 AM:

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Originally posted by wakenda creek b
I like the city slicker coming for a visit to bird hunt.He opened fire on his uncles cows.Ive got to look it up on youtube now.

Now that one was a classic! Me and my 2 brothers slept in the same room. We had a 8 track tape of Jerry, let it play us to sleep every night. Back then we had it memorized word for word. Got 1 on a CD in my truck now. Played it down at the deer lease this year for the boys.

Posted by Jason Baldwin on 03-17-2013 05:47 PM:

I loved the one talking about the Georgia Bulldog runningback. "
just lay still, he's comeing back by ! " LOL

Posted by Nathan Lattimer on 03-18-2013 03:14 AM:

Newgene Ledbetter and his mother visiting the new baby in the community that was born without any ears:

Newgene's mom: oh isn't he precious, and look at those beautiful blue eyes.

Baby's mom: Yes and 20/20 vision.

Newgene: It's a good thing cause he sure couldn't wear glasses!!!

Jerry was a great American!!!!

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Posted by Chiggers on 03-19-2013 12:36 PM:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls6A5krl8ko

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Posted by longshot on 03-19-2013 05:52 PM:

Two of my favorites are " Rat Kill'ins" and " Boiled Okra"

I had the pleasure of visiting his house in Mississippi and got to meet him. He was the real deal and one of my favorite people.

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Posted by blacktandog on 03-20-2013 02:08 AM:

The only thing that monkey hates worse than a coon is a lying coondog!!!

Old world famous high ball is the on that got killed by the train.

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Posted by marpal on 03-27-2013 05:58 AM:

Settin up with the dead " The dead man pulled a knife on me"
" wanna buy a possum" and the " Ledbetter Olympics"

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