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Posted by oklared on 01-29-2013 11:49 AM:

Talking THE HAIRCUT

THE HAIRCUT
Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for
him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there
were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!

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Posted by hillbilly56 on 01-29-2013 05:35 PM:

good 1

ole buddy you said that right


Posted by brushrunretiree on 01-29-2013 09:41 PM:

VERY GOOD ANALOGY!!


Posted by skeets on 01-29-2013 10:15 PM:

its a shame but it true.


Posted by wbond on 01-30-2013 10:49 PM:

Well that's hitting the nail on the head

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Posted by cartwright on 01-31-2013 03:57 AM:

Talking

That sounds like the square root of a hundred!!!

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