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10 excuses men use frequently

I am 20 and I have black and tans and my boyfriend hunts black dogs too, well there for a while I heard these choice phrases used as lame excuses:

1. he said: "My truck doesn't have the gas"
I wanted to go and see my momma
he wanted to watch NASCAR

2. he said: "I have to hunt tonight to get him (A YEAR OLD BLACK AND TAN MALE PUP) ready for NEXT WEEKEND"
I wanted to go to wal-mart he wanted to hunt

3. he said: "I WORKED a 8 hour day, I wanna relax."
I wanted to go hunting
he wanted to drink a beer and watch a hall of fame show on the dallas cowboys

4. he said: "I'll pay the bills today"
I wanted a new pair of jeans
he wanted another hound

5. he said: "let's go fishing"
we spent 21 hours straight on a pontoon with his friends and a cooler of beer..
I had fun, but my butt hurt at the end of the trip

6. he said: "LETS go on vacation"
we went to black and tan days

7. he said "LETS go the flea market"
he wanted a fishing pole
I wanted to sleep

8. he said:lets go see my parents
he wanted to eat better cooking than mine

9. he said: "LEts eat out"
we had steaks on the grill

10. THIS IS THE BIGGEST EXCUSE OF ALL TIME
HE SAID: i HAVE TO RUN OVER TO JIMS TO GET A COLLAR AND LEASH I LEFT OVER THERE

HE WENT HUNTING ON MY BIRTHDAY AND FORGOT MY PRESENT..


I love him, and I love these things about him, but we women might be high strung emotional PMS'ing gals, but when it comes down to it I can cook anything, skin anything and I can call my dog when we hunt together.. what more could he ask for? ESPECIALLY when he is sore and what's a back rub after a night of climbing these KENTCKY HILLS

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YOU CAN'T HANDLE A REBEL WOMAN...

What a Lucky Guy!! LOL

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GRNITECH GR"CH "PR" KIZERS Bleedin Blue Slugger, Bluetick and PR Netherys Trixie Bluetick

did u mean that sarcastically???????????

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YOU CAN'T HANDLE A REBEL WOMAN...

Not at all,

He sure is lucky to have a Lively Young Lady like yourself, to take huntin, and Fishin, and Cuddle with. LOL

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Home of
Log Woods Chester, Treeing Walker,

GRNITECH GR"CH "PR" KIZERS Bleedin Blue Slugger, Bluetick and PR Netherys Trixie Bluetick

yea he is

read the women version it's TRUE they are excuses that I use to get out of things

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YOU CAN'T HANDLE A REBEL WOMAN...

About Birthdays

We bought a NiteCh female last year about two weeks before my Birthday. Guess what my Birthday present was?

Oh, well...at least she hunts good.

lol

And your point????

6. he said: "LETS go on vacation"
we went to black and tan days


I take my wife to Autumn Oaks for her vacation
And her B-day is the same time so she usually gets something like a gun from Kenton(we run over there every year) or maybe a puppy.

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Back to michigan again. Giving it anouther go

I love to get hunting stuff for my B-days........guns, dogs, camo stuff, this year I want a motion camera
chrys the wife

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don't let your bull dog mouth overload your puppy dog @ss!

HMMM last 2 yrs i got a puppy for my birthday,valentines,annivarsery,and any other little day.This year i got 2 puppies.So i cant complain.And yes eating out is cooking on the grill.Seems the word OUT is a new meaning,not take me out to eat.LOl he would probably walk you to the outside.Have to be a little more specific!
Cinda

3. he said: "I WORKED a 8 hour day, I wanna relax."
I wanted to go hunting
he wanted to drink a beer and watch a hall of fame show on the dallas cowboys

nothing wrong with watching the cowboys !!!!!!

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JERUSALEM,OHIO