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Posted by cbcoonskinner on 05-03-2012 03:22 AM:

dog joke for the day lol

If a fire hydrant has H2O on the inside what does it have on the outside?

K9P lol

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Posted by l.lyle on 05-03-2012 07:03 AM:

Re: dog joke for the day lol

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Originally posted by cbcoonskinner
If a fire hydrant has H2O on the inside what does it have on the outside?

K9P lol

I said ha ha to myseff. This one should not be hard to one up. So I googled up dog jokes and what does appear about three items down is "the dissappeared Obama told about eating dogs at a Chineeze convention. The funny part is that I am now texting on my Blackberry instead of being on what I had previously thought of as my old faithful computer. So "Goodbye philladelphia" a peter cincotti song. LOL where - tried to post on my old faithful computer and she kept fainting. The lying lieer. Been telling me she would faaint and I'd try to gether cranked back up againm and the old thing would just crapout on me with a WARNINGdue to my lack of a good fanning prior That she had just crapped out. Lier computer' I doubted it all. So I got some heavy duty extention codsand dangledyour old box right in front of the attic fan sucking 300 CFMs through you. Now I Know you are a liar you Democrat Box. You don't faint because of temp nor heat exhaustionnm you lieing Souther hussey, you just pretend to blackout when I fIx to post whatever you don't happen to agree with. Smart thing old wore out thinker I trusted on My behalf. But how long did you think you could do the pretend thing??? Yes I am slow and you are fast. But time allows be to catch up if. I keep thinking it though. - cannot see what I am texting on this Bnlackberry but she ainkt tried to fainkt and not work for me yet.
I cannot wait to throw your old 640 box in the Dixie Dumpster. Trash collectert

Posted by skeets on 05-03-2012 07:46 AM:

lol my wife got this puter out of a dumpster at work. i started plugging in wires were it needed plugging and hitting it were it looked like it need hitting and after couple hours of me trying bestest to revive this contraption it finally saw the light and been purring like a kitten every since. come on in boys the waters fine.lol

Posted by l.lyle on 05-03-2012 08:14 AM:

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Originally posted by skeets
lol my wife got this puter out of a dumpster at work. i started plugging in wires were it needed plugging and hitting it were it looked like it need hitting and after couple hours of me trying bestest to revive this contraption it finally saw the light and been purring like a kitten every since. come on in boys the waters fine.lol

I wondered about them fellers that writes back and says I ain't never yet said nothing that made any sense. I'm sure glad you know what I was doing my best to say. If I had sheetrock walls they would need fixing about now and if I had pannel walls they would sure need replacing but I got fat lightered walls and that old box is a crumpled up heap on the floor. I bet I got some bleeding hearts wanting to crank up a retirement with Unoin Benefits for the old box. I started dis joke off a playing on emotions . We won't know if it worked till in the morning I recon. But my old box is crimpled up . I ain't slapped a human in 30 years nor a dog hard but I bet some will not grasp the difference in me stomping that contrary box out of shape into the wall . Lets hold a vigil Ya'll LOL . I'll do her a dead folks parts giveaway program if it makes me a good guy. That box won't need them where she is headed in my judgement . But far be it from me to judge steel and electronic components. LOL i recon . Maybe some parts might make out better after life.

Posted by skeets on 05-03-2012 08:23 AM:

dont pay no attention to the bleeding hearts all the know is to criticize, condemn and their way is the only way lol. throw that puter by the side of the road and somebody will come alone and recycle the nimrod.lol

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