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Joke and even clean!!!
An 80-year-old Kansas farmer goes to the clinic for a check-up.
The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do you
stay in such great physical condition?'
'I'm from Kansas and in my spare time I like to hunt and fish' says the old guy,
'and that's why I'm In such good shape. I'm up well before daylight in the field
plowing and mending fences and when I'm not doing that, I'm out hunting or
fishing. In the evening, I have a beer and all is well.'
'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it.
How old was your father when he died?'
'Who said my father's dead?'
The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your father's still alive?
How old is he?'
'He's 100 years old,' says the Kansas old boy. 'In fact he worked and hunted with
me this morning, and then we went to the topless bar for a while and had some
beer and that's why he's still alive. He's a Kansas farmer and he's a hunter and
fisherman too.'
'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How
about your father's father? How old was he when he died?'
'Who said my Grandpa's dead?'
Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's
still alive?'
'He's 118 years old,' says the man.
The doctor is getting frustrated at this point,
'So I, guess he worked and went
hunting with you this morning too?'
'No, Grandpa couldn't go this morning
because he's getting married today.'
At this point the doctor is close to losing it.
'Getting married! Why would a 118
year-old guy want to get married?'
'Who said he wanted to?' She is Pregnant!!!!
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From the past and greatly missed!!!!
GR. NT. CH. Leck's KS Tree Assassins Patches HTX
GR. CH. GR. NT. CH. Greens Okla River Gabby
Thats funny.
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lol now that's funny
good stuff
OMG..........That is funny!!
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John Sisley
LMAO!
Nice!
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mleck
Well, almost 'perfectly' clean!! see ya next week. Take care, Ron.
Btt
Re: mleck
quote:
Originally posted by Rolin Blues
Well, almost 'perfectly' clean!! see ya next week. Take care, Ron.
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GR. Ch. GR. Nt. Ch. Natural Smokey River Ruby HTX
PR. NT CH. Lecks KS. RebelxPatch Reba. co-owned with Ethan seller
From the past and greatly missed!!!!
GR. NT. CH. Leck's KS Tree Assassins Patches HTX
GR. CH. GR. NT. CH. Greens Okla River Gabby
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