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-- funny bit about 2 women chattin in heaven (http://forums.ukcdogs.com/showthread.php?threadid=352200)

funny bit about 2 women chattin in heaven

1st woman: Hi! Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
the
cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected
that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the
act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there
somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up
into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went
through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up
until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I
just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd
both still be alive.

Now that's funny right there!

LOL!

funny.. THanks!

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Great one!