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Would like to hear some funny stuff

Does any of you have some funny stories that has happend to you in the woods that you would like to share with all of us?
I would like to here something other than Bush and Kerry crap.

homor

Was hunting one night several years ago.A buddy and I were both hunting young dogs and it started raining so we loaded up and headed home.Just outside of town.A coon crossed in front of us and we stopped to cut the pups and the coon clumb up an electic pole. the two young dogs treed good till the coon touched the wire and fried himself and hit the ground smoking.the pups were scared to death of the thing and jumped back in the box.also when the coon touched the wire the lights in town went out.Scared us to death we were both 16 then.Mike

Is that why they call you HIGH VOLTAGE?

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LOL

YES, IT HAS KINDA STUCK WITH ME.

Not my own personal experience, but thought it might be appropriate here.

Bears

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.

One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear.

One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.

Seven days later, they're all together to discuss the experience.

Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages, goes first. "Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation."

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory he claimed, "WELL brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to him from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to rassle. We rassled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quick DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the week in fellowship, feasting on God's Holy Word, and praising Jesus."

They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IVs and monitors running in and out of him -- he was in bad shape. The rabbi looks up and says, "You fellows don't even know what trouble is until you try to circumcise a bear."

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Ouch! Best one I've heard in a while.

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