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Posted by longshot on 02-04-2010 01:53 AM:

Top 10 things Coonhunters say to Wives

10. After crawling in bed.. '' Honey do you mind if I put my cold feet in the middle of your back to warm them up? It'll only take a minute ''

9. '' I don't know where all that mud on your new carpet came from , it must have been the Grand-kid ''

8. ''Honey , did you remember to charge my light ? ''

7. '' I'll only be gone a couple of hours''

6. '' I promise we'll go out and eat tommorrow night , OK ? ''

5. '' No that is not Liquor on my breath''

4. '' I don't think they need washed yet , they don't smell that bad yet. ''

3. ''Honey , where is my cleanest pair of Long Johns?''

2. '' I don't see no way you can smell it , I never got closer than 10 feet of that Skunk''

And the number one thing Coonhunters say to Wives is,,,,

1. He is only asking $2000 for him , I think if we skip the car payment this month we can buy him ? ''

Anybody else got any ??????

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Posted by marvgru on 02-04-2010 02:49 AM:

"we can double our money on this dog!"
"come on babe, ole puppy dog will tree close!"
"I told you to hang on tight!"
"Just one more hill!"
" its not that deep!"
" its not that steep!"

Posted by trappin_girl on 02-04-2010 02:52 AM:

hey that sounds like sum things i USED say to my BOYFRIEND... b4 he started coonhunting with me now hes the one sayin it cause hes in better shape lol.

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Posted by longshot on 02-04-2010 02:52 AM:

'' Honey git up and throw a rock at that dog and make him shut up so I can sleep.''

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Posted by longshot on 02-04-2010 02:54 AM:

'' Honey , touch this shocking collar so I can see if its working ?''

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Posted by trappin_girl on 02-04-2010 02:56 AM:

i git this one

"but honey, i want to shoot the coon"

Posted by David Boggs on 02-04-2010 09:53 AM:

i told you

i dont wount a wife that is not willing to suport me and a good pack of hounds .i need gas do you have 1 more hundered handy thank you .you know i love you

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Posted by Casey_Lee on 02-04-2010 03:24 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by longshot
'' Honey git up and throw a rock at that dog and make him shut up so I can sleep.''

Here is mine for that saying.....

"Baby that's your dog barking not mine" and then comes "You need to go out there and whoop your dog"!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by on 02-04-2010 05:44 PM:

"Can you feed the hounds this weekend? I'm headed to a hunt out of town".

"I won't be out all night".

"I don't need to go to church in the morning. I go to church at night."

"I hang out with a bunch of old guys and dogs. Would you rather having sitting the bar a couple nights a week?"

"Come along tonight.. I promise we'll be home before the 10'o clock news".

"Just another 45 minutes. I promise I'll get out of bed and we'll go do something."

Posted by Moniteaublues on 02-04-2010 05:53 PM:

12:00-1:00

Honey can you come get me and take me back to the truck?
And
Honey can you come and pull us out?

Posted by Adams, Harold on 02-04-2010 05:53 PM:

the best one I ever had was with the ex-wife... she said I think you think more of them old dogs than me..... I thought for a second said you know you're right get what you want and get the **** out of here....at first she thought I was kidding but soon realized not.....been happy camper ever since!!!!

Posted by PROFESSORRAIN on 02-04-2010 06:15 PM:

How about "You don't need makeup and hair done baby your pretty enough w/o it, so I'm gonna order those collars"

Posted by tickintimebomb on 02-04-2010 06:15 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Adams, Harold
the best one I ever had was with the ex-wife... she said I think you think more of them old dogs than me..... I thought for a second said you know you're right get what you want and get the **** out of here....at first she thought I was kidding but soon realized not.....been happy camper ever since!!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA ROFLMAO

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Posted by sticker holler on 02-04-2010 06:27 PM:

here's 1 that works good for me "thats not my dog I'm keeping her for a friend"

Posted by capt_agricultur on 02-04-2010 08:19 PM:

....

I fell asleep in the truck waiting for old Blue to come in...

Posted by Blue Iron on 02-04-2010 08:45 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Moniteaublues
12:00-1:00

Honey can you come get me and take me back to the truck?
And
Honey can you come and pull us out?

BEEN THERE, she was NOT happy. It was about 2:30 am and we were 30 miles from home LOL

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Posted by backinblack on 02-04-2010 09:04 PM:

"I know I've already got 8 pups from my litter, but, I need this one so I can mix her bloodlines in later."

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Posted by mudcreek on 02-04-2010 09:20 PM:

"I won't be out long, just going for a short hunt"
"Did you make coffee"
"Where's my thermos and cup"
"If I buy this one I can sell my old one to make this one cheaper"
One = dog, tracker, light etc.
"Yes those socks are really dirty but a new pair of boots will help"
"Have you seen my squaller?"
"Yes I wiped off my knife before picking my teeth with it"

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Posted by wakenda on 02-04-2010 10:23 PM:

Yes I will take the kids

Posted by JustinH23 on 02-04-2010 11:28 PM:

"Just one time real quick for good luck."

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Posted by bluebellchopper on 02-05-2010 12:10 AM:

Re: ....

quote:
Originally posted by capt agricultur
I fell asleep in the truck waiting for old Blue to come in...

ha i deff been there and done that before ole garmin came out with the astro

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Posted by bluebellchopper on 02-05-2010 12:12 AM:

The guys and I would have made home in time but we turned loose one more time and we didn't find the dogs until two hours later!

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Posted by longshot on 02-05-2010 02:08 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by JustinH23
"Just one time real quick for good luck."

I think even non-hunters have used that one a few times. LMAO

Another version of it would be ;

'' Larry won't be here for at least 15 minutes. Thats plenty of time.. Whadda ya say??''

'' You don't even have to put that book down ''

'' I promise I won't mess up your hair''

Lmao , don't kid me guys , I know ya'll have tried all three of these. Can you read between the lines. This will probably get the thread deleted. LMAO

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Posted by livingstonsdogs on 02-05-2010 02:44 AM:

My husband says...since he's laid off......"Honey I just need $40 tonight for gas....yes I put that in the truck last night....no we just hunted a few woods.....but honey I really used THAT much gas coonhuntin"

Posted by barryg35 on 02-05-2010 02:50 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by sticker holler
here's 1 that works good for me "thats not my dog I'm keeping her for a friend"

ha ive used that one

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