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Economic stimulus

Just in Case You Get a Check...

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive an Economic Stimulus payment.. This is a very exciting program.
I'll explain it using the Q and A format:
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Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?

A. From taxpayers..

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?

A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of Asia?
A. Shut up or you don't get your check.



Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:


1. If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, your money will go to China.

2. If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to Saudi Arabia.


3. If you purchase a computer, it will go to India.


4. If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras or Guatemala.


5. If you buy a car, it will go to Japan or Korea.

6. If you purchase useless plastic stuff, it will go to Taiwan.

7. If you pay off your credit cards, or buy stock, it will go to pay management bonuses and be hidden in offshore accounts.


Or, you can keep the money in America by:

1. spending it at yard sales or flea markets, or
2. going to baseball or football games, or

3. hiring prostitutes, or

4. buying cheap beer or
5. getting tattoos.

These are the only wholly-American-owned businesses still operating in the US.

Conclusion:

The best way to stimulate the economy is to go to a ball game with a prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day until you're drunk enough to go get tattooed.

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My wife even laughed at this. That means it is really funny.

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Brian Teague 252-649-3050

Sad thing is , this is the truth.

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stimulus

you must be a pretty fart smellar,that is the honest to gods truth

wow

I didn't think this would last an hour, lol, the moderators must have liked it too.

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George Florence

'PR' OUTBACK TRASHY LULU

CH GRNTCH 'PR' WRECK IT RALPH (Dead Cat X Outback Trashy LuLu) 2017 UKC World Finalist. 2018 UKC World Hunt Qualified.

CH GRNTCH 'PR' CATS TRASHY TOMCAT (Dead Cat X Outback Trashy LuLu) 2016 , 2017 & 2018 UKC World hunt qualified

'PR' Blue Eyed Pete (Watsons Jackal X Hello Kitty)

'PR' Wipeout Harley (Joinertown Wipeout Zeb 3 X Dark Mtn Crankin Holly)



past home of

GRNTCH 'PR' DEAD CAT

NTCH WCH 'PR' DEAD CATS ECHO

illegals

get then also and have never payed in not one penney and it is a crying chame not the chang we wounted it is no more the usa it should have sins around are borders come on over we will take care of you even if you cant speek english.yes i am english i just cant spell a darm like becalws i had to go to work and the woods to help out the illegals that get better edicatino than i did,david boggs

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