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Careful What You Wish For!

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please
allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman He arose, cooked
breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes,
fed them brea kfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came
home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped
at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to
put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the cheque book. He
cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1
P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and
sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them
on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to
do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he
did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops and sn apped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he
managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:
Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's
being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way
they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got
pregnant last night."

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Barnyard/ John W. Delcamp

Cell- 574-538-9431

wishin for

thats alright liked it

Man,

I ain't about to let my wife see this thread.ROFL!!!!!!
Rob Gregory

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High Lonesome English Kennels
Robert Gregory
Williamsville,Virginia
home#- 540-925-4437
cell#-757-339-3454
Home of:
"PR"High Lonesome Hannah. Nt.Ch. Hardtime Miss Kitty's Cat

Prayer;

I don't think I'l be prayin that prayer anytime soon! LOL

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Barnyard/ John W. Delcamp

Cell- 574-538-9431