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Posted by JONAH on 08-19-2009 09:29 PM:

....the Lie Clock.....

The Lie Clock

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"'Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"'Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's a one of a kind coon hunters clock. The hands have moved once, telling us that that coon hunter told only one lie in his entire life."

"Thats incredible also!" said the man

"OK, where's Barrack Obama's clock?" asked the man.

St Peter replied "'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office."

"Why is that?" asked the man

"Because he is using it as a ceiling fan.." said St Peter

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Posted by Priscilla Hooks on 08-19-2009 10:07 PM:

Good One!!

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Posted by JONAH on 08-19-2009 11:03 PM:

WHO'S CLOCK??????????

OK, is anybody gonna fess up to who's clock that was?????????????????LOL

Posted by trackdriver on 08-20-2009 12:06 AM:

Good one! I guess bush's clock is use as the rotary blade on the helicopter! LoL!

Posted by coondogless on 08-20-2009 01:12 AM:

It could not have been obamas clock because he has two and they are being used on the fastest two prop plane on earth.

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Posted by TJH on 08-20-2009 12:40 PM:

What?! Are you guys crazy?! Obama doesnt ever lie!!!! Just read some of these Obama lovers posts on here. I cant stand to even look at the idiot, what a joke hes making this country. But just wait guys hes going to change this country!!!!! just give him time lmao within 3 years hes going to have this country so screwed up there wolnt be no return. I hope im wrong.. but im not

Posted by Robert Johnson on 08-20-2009 01:10 PM:

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Originally posted by trackdriver
Good one! I guess bush's clock is use as the rotary blade on the helicopter! LoL!

Thats sick man purely sick...while Mr. Bush was and still is no angel, he is merely a grain of sand in the desert when compare to fruit-cake. he has allready lied so much to our people, his rating are falling faster than any occupier of the white house in recent years. one lie was not told though....and fruit cake didn't say it, but no truer words have ever been spoken, and all of the real americans are seeing it now...OBAMA: One Big A** MIstake America. yep...those words should not be taken lightly, they truely are truth.

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