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Political Humor

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge double edged hunting knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges you. You pull your Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

A. Liberals response: Well, that's not enough information to answer the
questions! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything
to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my
wife think? What do my small children think? Could I possibly swing my gun
like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about
this situation? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of
message does this send? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he
was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We
need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come up
with a consensus.

B. Conservative's response: BANG!

C. Southerner's Response: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click, click, click! (sounds of reloading) Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving. What do you kids think?" Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too." BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click..... Daughter: "Nice group Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"

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I might be mostly Yankee, but I'd go with C.

Honk if you voted for Gore!

It's that big button in the middle of the steering wheel...

My answer would "C" also.

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humor

See i live with all those A im going with D Bang drag him in my house Bang Bang Bang i felt threatened end of story no spending thousands for housing and therapy !!

Re: Political Humor

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Originally posted by Alan Smith
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge double edged hunting knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges you. You pull your Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

A. Liberals response: Well, that's not enough information to answer the
questions! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything
to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my
wife think? What do my small children think? Could I possibly swing my gun
like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about
this situation? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of
message does this send? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he
was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We
need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come up
with a consensus.

B. Conservative's response: BANG!

C. Southerner's Response: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click, click, click! (sounds of reloading) Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving. What do you kids think?" Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too." BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click..... Daughter: "Nice group Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"

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Bringin a Knife to a Gun fight.

I vote C.

But with my Sig Sauer P229R in .357sig

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