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Jokes ?

Anyone got any good clean jokes ? I haven't heard any for a while.

this man wins the big lotto, 51 million. He arrives at the lotto office for his winnings. They give him a check for 27 million. The man gets very upset and wants to know where the rest of his money is. Lotto officials tell him they have to take out taxes. The man is very mad and just doesnt understand. He wants all of his money, all 51 mil. They tell him it just aint gonna happen, all he can get is 27 mil. He then tells them "if that is the way yall are gonna be then i dont want to play your stupid game, just give me my dollar back for the ticket i bought!!!!"

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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America for an amount of 'up to and including my life.'

That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.

Good one

Good joke.

I don't care what anybody says,that's funny!!!!