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Jokes for the twisted individuals like me!!

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Chrys the wife

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Chrys the wife

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don't let your bull dog mouth overload your puppy dog @ss!

Thanks I needed that after a long night. LOL

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STRAIGHTDRIVE KENNEL'S

Owner / Handler:
Larry Puckett

HOME OF:
GR. CH."PR"DEADLY PETEY UKC 1st. place( SIRE=Gr.Nt.Ch.Ch.PR Mc's Deadly Hitman / Dam=Ch.Nt.Ch.PR Beard's Stylish Magic) (Gone but Not Forgotten)

GR.NT.CH PR Spades Nite Heat Sky (Gone But Not Forgotten)

Chrys, you never fail to crack me up. That Moses one is priceless.

the hair dryer is the best.

Chrys,

I liked them all. My wife thought the one about the cow with the pierced mammary glands was good. How's that for keeping it clean????

Tried to go hunting last night, & there was deer hunters camped out on the property next to my hunting spots at three different places so I just turned around & came home. It's that time of year again, when the GREAT WHITE HUNTERS hit the brush, looking for those ever ELUSIVE GOVERNMENT GOATS.

John

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John Wittenborn

Cutler, America

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Originally posted by owitt1936
Tried to go hunting last night, & there was deer hunters camped out on the property next to my hunting spots at three different places so I just turned around & came home. It's that time of year again, when the GREAT WHITE HUNTERS hit the brush, looking for those ever ELUSIVE GOVERNMENT GOATS.

John

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don't let your bull dog mouth overload your puppy dog @ss!

Nicework Chrys. I knew by the title I better get in here. lol

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Shawn Wemple
Lost Creek Kennel
517-575-9662

Whitey Dogs ROCK!!!
I use and recommend Kelley's K-Lights.

I'm truley surprised its not deleted yet. There are so many uptight people that like to turn others in to the mods for any little ol' thang.
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Chrys the wife

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LOL....

... They must be AWAY this weekend....
The other twisted one, AnkleBiter

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AB you feeling any better, or are you still being a lazyazz?
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Chrys thewife

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Well Chrys...

... I just had another coke so I'm AWAKE for the moment but.. I DID NOTHING all DAY, basically! The boys and Bob got ALL the storage pods empty! For the first time in 3 or 4 years we are NOT PAYING FOR STORAGE!WooHooo! Brandon(16) and RIchard (19) are looking thru a box of "saved school papers" from brandonss third grade...LOL... mostly garbage but he just found the last birthday card and some stuff from just before his Mom died, so that was nice. Bob was all excited because HE found the box with all his guitar effect pedals and NO they did NOT have batteries left to rot in them...LOL.
As for the Lazyazz thing... unless they find a New chronic fatigue post concussion fatigue Happy Pill... I'll always feel lazy...LMAO... that'll never change.
Well, I think I'll go chew on the kids ankles for a while... the dogs got sick of me bugging them. By the way... I bet I am the ONLY moron on here tonight who is sitting...ON the FLOOR in front of their sons BIG B and T... because he wanted my seat...and gave me...the look.Not even thinking I simply slid down with the laptop...LOL... But hey, down here on the floor I have a Stuffy, a nylabone and a Squeaky Squirrel! SO.... I don't need to chew on ankles! WooHooo! No more bad day for me...LOL,
Heather

Heres another twisted joke

As I walked down the busy sidewalk, knowing I was late for an important interview, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days.

Wearing what can only be describes as rags, carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by
this persons condition.

Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them.

Recalling some long ago Sunday School admonition to "care for the sick, feed the hungry and clothe the naked," I was moved by some powerful inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person.

Yes, where some people saw only rags, I saw a hidden beauty.
A small voice inside my head called out,

"Reach out, reach out!"

So I did..........







I get out of the hospital in about 3 months.

It would be nice to get a card or maybe a visitor.

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Chrys the wife

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Re: Heres another twisted joke

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Originally posted by nitechamp bud

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Shawn Wemple
Lost Creek Kennel
517-575-9662

Whitey Dogs ROCK!!!
I use and recommend Kelley's K-Lights.

Re: Re: Heres another twisted joke

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Originally posted by walkercash
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol

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Re: Re: Re: Heres another twisted joke

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Originally posted by nitechamp bud
I know what your doing and you will go blind. LMAO!!!

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Shawn Wemple
Lost Creek Kennel
517-575-9662

Whitey Dogs ROCK!!!
I use and recommend Kelley's K-Lights.

lmao

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If your dog is fat,you aren't getting enuff exercise!

BOYS!

What ever happend to IMAGINATION! You Younguns have grown up with TOO much skin showing all the time... You've been ruined! LOL!
Well, My hero just got to see me in GirlieGirl mode... ONLY a spider will reduce me to that. I guess I'll share... I just got out of the shower a few minutes ago, am about to get dressed, see a little arm waving outta the corner of my eye, OUT OF BOBs beard trimmer...Fattest grossest greenish yellow house spider...It's Reaching out towards Richards toothbrushes, I BOLDLY and BRAVELY reach out to move them... I then SHREIK for Bob...who comes up and attempts to squish the Monster, it crawls INTO the trimmer... he takes it apart... and squishes it with a POP! GAG!!!!! Then he turns Grinning and says... that I was standing there naked doing the girliegirl Ewwwwwh! hand wave.... I feel like a A$$! I made his night! LOL.... ONLY a spider! Thank goodness he was home...I would have set the room on fire or something to kill it!
Have a Lovely Night! Hope some of you get out to hunt!
Heather

If big-boobed women work at Hooters,



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Chrys the wife

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don't let your bull dog mouth overload your puppy dog @ss!