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What’s your line?

What is your favorite line in a “coonhound for sale” ad? Friend of mine shared a good one, “2 yr old dog for sale, hates a caged coon”.

One more

Just needs one more season.

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Always be yourself because the people that matter dont mind and the people that mind dont matter.Rock River Plotts

Just needs hunted! Green as grass!

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It's all about preventative judging and situational handling that keeps you out of trouble.
Owner of TIER 1 CUSTOM CALLS
POWERED BY PURINA

Team Mafia
2022 UKC World Champion
2019-2022 UKC World Qualifier
2019 Ok Prohunt Semi-finalist
2019 Spring SS Top 20
20,21, and 23 OK State PKC Champion
2020 Spring SS Top 7
2019-2023 PKC National Qualifier
2020-2023 TOC Qualifier
2020 UKC Top 100
2022 UKC Top 100
2023 JOY Super Hunt Champion
2022 UKC WORLDCH PKC PCH CH GRNTCH3 "Get Gone Jenna"
DOB- 9/30/2017

For SELL quit hunting. I always if it's the hunter or the dog that quit hunting.

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Ignorance: the lack of knowledge, education, etc.
Stupidity: lacking normal intelligence.
Intelligence: the ability to learn or understand.
You can't fix STUPID!

Hasn't been fooled with much. His littermate is a grand nite champion.

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Donald Bergeron

The biggest pet peave!

My biggest pet peeve is when you're trying to sell 8 week old puppies and people ask these questions...

1.) How big are their mouths?
2.) How accurate will they be?
3.) How big are they going to get?
4.) Will their color stay the same?
5.) How mean are they?

Good grief people its an 8 week old puppy... Bring your boots and I'll show in the woods for Pete's sake!

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It's all about preventative judging and situational handling that keeps you out of trouble.
Owner of TIER 1 CUSTOM CALLS
POWERED BY PURINA

Team Mafia
2022 UKC World Champion
2019-2022 UKC World Qualifier
2019 Ok Prohunt Semi-finalist
2019 Spring SS Top 20
20,21, and 23 OK State PKC Champion
2020 Spring SS Top 7
2019-2023 PKC National Qualifier
2020-2023 TOC Qualifier
2020 UKC Top 100
2022 UKC Top 100
2023 JOY Super Hunt Champion
2022 UKC WORLDCH PKC PCH CH GRNTCH3 "Get Gone Jenna"
DOB- 9/30/2017

Funny

😂😂😂

FREE TO YOUTH HUNTER!

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BROKEN ROAD KENNEL
Breeding for the future of the Treeing Walker
"God bless the Broken Road"
~A man is only as good as his word~

Proud home to;

'PR' Kentucky River Fly Again (Kentucky River Rowdy frozen semen)
ACHA CHT x3 Broken Roads Little Texas (Kentucky River Rowdy x Houses Lipper's Hope)
CH Broken Roads Southern Stylish Boom (Kentucky River Rowdy x Houses Lipper's Hope)
Broken Road's Rowdy Lil Miss (Kentucky River Rowdy x Houses Lipper's Hope)
Broken Road's Meabie I will (Lipper's Rooster x Missy)
Broken Roads IMA Boomer2 (UKC NATL GRCH GRNTCH Honest Abe x Broken Roads Southern Stylish Boom
~~~~~Watch out!~~~~~
They just might make an IMPACT!

and the girls...Punkin and Tater!

Gone by never forgotten ~ Fly high my beautiful angels
~ GRCH GNTCH PKC SC Toucan Sam
~CH Toucan's Ugly Betty
~ CCH CH Southforks September Rain
~ Martin's Daisy JJ (what a beautiful litter you left behind)
~ Luke, the lab who brought us so many doves and ducks over the years
~ UKC GRCH,ACHA CH 2014 LWCH 2014 2 x's ACHA YOUTH WCH AKC CH AKC CH 'PR' Kentucky River Mundar ~ (Kentucky River Rowdy frozen semen) DNA Profiled ~ Fly high, old friend.

"The WILL of God will never take you where the GRACE of God can not protect you!"

The biggest laugher ....COONDOG in a sales ad... If its worth much someone is waiting to buy when you think you might sell a good one.

Just needs hunted up, lol. If i've got a nice dog I want to sell I'll hunt it up and price it accordingly.

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Tom Wood

Got a phone call yesterday.
Hello this is Tim
Yes I won’t to buy one of your pups.
I don’t have any at this time.
How much are they.
Sir I can’t price something I don’t have.
How much If I buy 2 females.
Again Sir I can’t price something I don’t have.

This is where it gets funny.
He said I had a coon dog but someone stole him.
Well sir I hate that.
He said I wrote a song about it you won’t to hear it.
Maybe some other time I’m kinda busy.
He started singing and it went something like this
Someone stole my coon dog and I really don’t won’t him back, Someone stole my coon dog and if he hunts him I know he will bring him back, Someone stole my coon dog and I don’t won’t him back.

I listen to 3 courses of this and laugh till my sides hurt.
I said sir $400 and I will call you soon as my next liter drops.

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GrNtCh Big Money
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GrNtChGrCh Homemade Josie.
Homemade Tank.
GrNtCh Hardwood Bean (SEMEN)
GrNtCh Abbotts Bawling Rebel (SEMEN)
GrNtChGrCh Tj's Stylish Lipper (SEMEN)
GrNtCh Nite Life Pay Dirt (SEMEN)
GrNtCh PKC Ch Poison Smoke (SEMEN)


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Tim

Are you sure that wasn't Tar in deep undercover? Lol. Dave

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Dave Richards Treeing Walkers Reg American Saddlebred and Registered Rocky Mt. Show Horses

I can't sing not even in the shower lol !



Tar

I really don’t have time for him right now...all I want is what I have tied up in him...

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Training dogs is not so much about quantity, it's more about timing, and the right situations...After that it's up to the dog....A hunting dog is born...

Song Sequel

“I know who stole his coondog, and he wants to take him back, he hunted his ole coondog and can’t wait to take him back.” (Sounds like I used to own that dog, I recognize his reputation).

Best Line

I hate to let him go but... which really means I sure hope there is someone out there as stupid as I was... and I was!

He was trashy when he was younger.
(ran a deer, caught a skunk, exercised a coyote & treed a possum last week)

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Home Of:
Gr Nt Ch, Ch Natural Smokey River Irene a coondog (Mailes Bob X Nt Ch Utchman Blue Two)
Gr Nt Ch Natural Smokey River Flo UKC Top 20 placing 15th UKC World 2011, top 100 2014 (Rebel x Mailes Lil)


The Hounds I Enjoyed Hunting:
Dual Gr Natural Smokey River Rebel, A buddy of mine
Gr. Nt Natural Blue Echo ( Gr Nt Quail Ck Jimmy X Nt Ch Natural Blue Bell)
Gr Nt Smokey River Chief's Joe (JBS Chief X Gr Nt Jeans Ruby)
Gr. Nt. Ch. Natural Smokey River Lucy (Chief's Joe X Muggins)
And Many More

If he/she doesn't sell by the end of the week I'm just going keep him/her..........or..........if he/she doesn't sell by Friday the price is going up!

Sometimes ya need to try out the seller before ya do the dog!

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Dan

Best line

Don't get too excited son we're just treating sh**t for manure.

He ain’t mean but he ain’t gonna put up with nothing .

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Delete

Face barks but not ILL ! Lmao

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Delete

4 yr old pup for sale

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Delete

Maybe its just me

quote:

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Originally posted by Cleo
FREE TO YOUTH HUNTER!

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Kaskaskia River Runners

Iraq War Vet 03-04, 05-06
RECON
618-410-3034

"$1500 off the chain, $2000 to show"

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NITECH PKC CH GLANCY'S KY JUDY (RIP)
NITECH PKC CH GLANCY'S 7 MILE SCREAMER (RIP)
GRNITECH PKC CH 'PR' HARD KNOCKIN STYLISH MAC (RIP)
GRNITECH X2 PKC CH 'PR' GLANCY'S 7 MILE CLYDE
NITECH PKC CH 'PR' GLANCY'S 7 MILE MERCY

Kennel reduction. That's just like me saying, "Honey, I'm going to the dump today. Do you have any trash that need to be disposed of?" Again JMO