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Posted by coondogless on 01-26-2007 01:38 AM:

You might be a Redneck if...

A True Redneck - this isn't your typical redneck joke. Please Read.

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say " Chris tmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

If you got this from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.
God Bless the USA !

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Posted by billie jo on 01-26-2007 01:50 AM:

I most say then........I'M A REDNECK>>>AN PROUD OF IT....even brought a tear to my eye......Sopport our TROOPS GUYS AN GALS...
though we my not like the president that we have for now.....
Those guys an gals or over there for us.....My nanny is over there right now.....GOD I MISS HER>>>>I'll have heather post a pic. of her for everyone to see....The one w/ her an JOHN CENA...since I dont know how to do it...of an E-Mail.....If anyboby eles has a pic. of a loved on over seas...POST IT>>>>>> US REDNECKS would like to give our gratattuide to them, an every thing they do ....
THANK YOU .....BILLIE JO HENRY.

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Posted by grummitt on 01-26-2007 03:43 AM:

REDNECK HERE and lovin it!


Posted by BIGCASTLEDAWGS on 01-29-2007 11:32 PM:

Billie Jo..here Ya Go!

quote:
Originally posted by billie jo
I most say then........I'M A REDNECK>>>AN PROUD OF IT....even brought a tear to my eye......Sopport our TROOPS GUYS AN GALS...
though we my not like the president that we have for now.....
Those guys an gals or over there for us.....My nanny is over there right now.....GOD I MISS HER>>>>I'll have heather post a pic. of her for everyone to see....The one w/ her an JOHN CENA...since I dont know how to do it...of an E-Mail.....If anyboby eles has a pic. of a loved on over seas...POST IT>>>>>> US REDNECKS would like to give our gratattuide to them, an every thing they do ....
THANK YOU .....BILLIE JO HENRY.



Here is the beautiful picture of your Nanny, working to keep our country safe. You've got my SUPPORT! Stay safe and come back soon to be with Billie Jo's kids! THANK YOU for your work! Heather


Posted by billie jo on 01-30-2007 02:11 AM:

btt

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Posted by billie jo on 01-30-2007 04:06 AM:

Thats John Cena ....for anybody who watches WWE ...I'm so jealous .....I would have been all all over him, If that was me....
Ohh..I guess I better introduce...TRACY ZIMMERMAN...the lady standing beside him.

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Posted by coon huntn babe on 01-30-2007 06:22 PM:

ima redneck!!! and so is my entire family!!!! god bless our troops!!! hope they all come home safe!!


Posted by RedBones4me on 01-30-2007 07:02 PM:

REDNECK HERE

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Posted by K.Bennett on 01-30-2007 09:59 PM:

COUNT ME IN

TILL THE DAY I DIE

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