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How do you pay your taxes?

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Dear Internal Revenue Service,
Enclosed you will find my 2007 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.
Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper; dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat.
I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6) hammers valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00.
Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return.
You can do this inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5" Phillips Head screw (see aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D. Pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws). One screw is enclosed for your convenience.
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.

Sincerely,
A Satisfied Taxpayer
A Satisfied Taxpayer

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LOL!

Thanks for this! We just found out we have to send the feds 8500!... We will find a creative way now... Couple a nice coonhounds and some chickens and eggs might work!

Thanks again cause I NEEDED a Good Tax Laugh!

HappyHunting! Heather from TAXACHUSETTS!

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I sure wish this would work!!! Wonder what the shipping cost are????

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Originally posted by BIGCASTLEDAWGS
Thanks for this! We just found out we have to send the feds 8500!... We will find a creative way now... Couple a nice coonhounds and some chickens and eggs might work!

Thanks again cause I NEEDED a Good Tax Laugh!

HappyHunting! Heather from TAXACHUSETTS!

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EVERYTHING happens for a reason.

Last year paid IRS $23,000 and change and KS over 4 K that was after the wife and I paid in with no deductions from out full time jobs. Do you think I look forward to April 15th? Shouldn't complain I guess, I don't want to live anywhere eylse. The missions pastor last Sunday told us Indonesia had more people in an area the size of Ark. than lived west of the Mississippi River. I bet a good coon hound wouldn't have a chance.

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Originally posted by Christy
HECK, JUST SEND THEM A 5 GALLON DRUM OF GAS AND TELL THEM TO WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR, IT'LL BE WORTH WHAT YOU HAVE TO PAY!

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The 15th is getting closer for sure. Thought some of you might get a laugh out of it like I did.

Having to pay taxes is a good thing if you think about. It means you have a job and are doing pretty well compared to some others.

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