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No # 1 Coondawg For Sell

A man was looking through the classifieds in the local trading post and stumbled up on a add that caught his eye! So he decided to give these people a call because the add read NO# 1 COON DAWG for sell " The best around these parts " so he talked to the old fellow and told him he wanted to come give him a trial run, so they set up a date to do so. Well the man had to travel a couple of hours to meet the man with this dawg. It was getting about dark and the two went up the holler where there was always alot of coon, well the hound went aways out and came back acting all crazy barking and everything and done two circles and the buyer ask what's wrong with that crazy dog ? And the old man said can't you see he's trying to tell you that there's two coons out there tree'ed, so they went and checked it out and sure enough there was. So they went on up the holler and the dog struck again so they give the dog a little time and there in a little bit the dog came sliding down the hill to a dead stop acting all crazy again barking while laying on his back with his tail up his butt, and the buyer said what's he trying to tell us now? And the old man replyed can't you see he's telling us that there's one coon out there and he's in a hole, so they went to check it out and sure enough there was. So the two got up to the big cove where the old man said there was always a bunch of coon and the dog started going crazy again running all over the place barking and howling, and there in a little bit the the dog came right up to the buyer and jumped up on him and started humping his leg with a stick in his mouth. And the buyer said what in the world is that crazy dog trying to tell us now? And the old man said can't you see, he's trying to tell you there's more ******* COON'S out there then you can shake a stick at!!! So needless to say that feller went home with a " A NO# 1 COONDAWG "

Hillbilly Say's " THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY THIS COON HUNTING STORY HA,HA,HA,HA " ( KEEP'EM TREE'ED )

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Well,

That was pretty funny!!!

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funny

Scott that was funny so what do you say we go huntin fri night and see if we can bush wack one
TREE MY DOG

NO YOU TREE MY DAWG !

HEY J.D.

Sounds good to me ! Let's go back into that Cranberry Country ok. I know there's alot of bear in that country, but can't be no worse then Rock House. Well they won't run bear anyhow, but I know there's probeley alot of bear hunters up there training too though. Well anyhow we will GOPHER IT !!!!!!!

Hillbilly Say's " MUST OF BEEN THE O'L GHOST COON "

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