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how to install a southern home security system

HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Splash a little watered down rusty red paint on the sidewalk.
5. Leave a note on your door that reads:

"Bubba, Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter"

yep..that works well here in the south

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2009/2010/2011/2012 AKC GA. State Leader and Supreme Grand Nite Champion Yadkin River Addkis

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wount

work on a REAL THEATH use cheap wireless can recorder systems and they are cheap but put the recorder in a safe then you know who to take fishing

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Re: wount

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Originally posted by David Boggs
work on a REAL THEATH use cheap wireless can recorder systems and they are cheap but put the recorder in a safe then you know who to take fishing

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Jeff Weaver

I miss Mayberry,
where everythings in black and white.
and tan.