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benefits of being ILLEGAL

An accual letter to a senator in Maryland.
The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
Senate Office Building
309 Hart
Washington DC, 20510

Dear Senator Sarbanes,

As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process
for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to
illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the
Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's
provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United

States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a

$2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years.

I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the

process started before everyone figures it out.

Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay
taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two

years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way

that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an

excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes

in 2004 and 2005.

Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local
emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have
stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant

figures I could save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in

gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive

preferential treatment relative to her law school applications,

as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges throughout

the United States for my son.

Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the
burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome

car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I

still have college age children driving my car.

If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become
illegal (retroactively I f possible) and copies of the necessary forms,

I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.

Your Loyal Constituent,

Pete McGlaughlin


Get your Forms (NOW)!! Call your Internal Revenue
Service 1-800-289-1040. Please pass this onto your friends so they
can save on this great offer!!!!


Explain it to me once more: WHY do I have to "Press 1 for English"?

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Jeff Wilson

i think i want to be a illegal also.lol

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Who cld say no to such a sweet deal?

Amen..... What ever happened to legal citizenship & taking care of America first???

Yea but you can't buy a gun legally. Wait a minute, who cares about legal.

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