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Mule Trading

Mule Trading

Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily in Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
The next morning the farmer drove up and said,"Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."
Curtis & Leroy replied,"Well, then just give us our money back."
The farmer said,"Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"
Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked.
"What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."
Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998."
The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"
Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."
Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
They're overseeing the Bailout & Stimulus Programs.
Limit all U.S. politicians to two Terms.

One in office
One in prison

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John Haun

HA,I LIKE THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE TOP POLITION'S WE HAVE IN OFFICE NOW (PRES.),THEY NEVER TELL THE HOLE TRUTH.I AGREE WITH THE 2 TERMS ALSO...

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on fire/tree dogs

That darn Curtis and Leroy made a mistake on there loss, for got to show the 100.00 they lost on the dead mule,would make it 898.00 profit just like the government LOL. they should fit nicely. Good one though, will have to send this to some mule owning friends of mine LOL.

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