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Die-vorce

> > A married couple is driving along a
> > highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour.
> >
> > The wife is behind the wheel.
> >
> > Her husband suddenly looks across at her
> > and speaks in a clear voice.
> >
> > "I know we've been married for twenty
> > years, but I want a divorce."
> >
> >
> >
> > The wife says nothing,
> > Keeps looking at the road ahead but
> > slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.
> >
> > The husband speaks again. "I don't want
> > you to try and talk me out of it,"
> > He says, "because I've been having an
> > affair with your best friend,
> > And she's a far better lover than you
> > are."
> >
> >
> >
> > Again the wife stays quiet,
> > But grips the steering wheel more
> > tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55
> >
> > He pushes his luck. "I want the house,"
> > he says insistently..
> >
> >
> >
> > Up to 60.
> >
> > "I want the car, too," he continues.
> >
> >
> >
> > 65 mph.
> >
> > "And," he says, "I'll have the bank
> > accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"
> >
> >
> >
> > The car slowly starts veering towards a
> > massive concrete bridge.
> > This makes him nervous, so he asks her,
> > "Isn't there anything you want?"
> >
> >
> >
> > The wife at last replies in a quiet and
> > controlled voice.
> > "No, I've got everything I need," she
> > says.
> > "Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have
> > you got?"
> >
> >
> >
> > Just before they slam into the wall at
> > 65 mph,
> > The wife turns to him and smiles.
> >
> > "The airbag."
> >
> >
> >
> > Moral of the Story :
> >
> >
> > Women are clever!!!
> >
> >
> > Don't mess with them!!

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NITECH GRCH SHANNON'S HILLBILLY HANGOVER (RIP)
NITECH GRCH SHANNON'S HILLBILLY COOKIE HTX & PKC MONEY WON ( 3 times World Qualifier) (RIP)
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WAYNE

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PKC CH GRANDNITECH SPLIT CREEK HISTORY BUDDY HTX (RIP)
NITECH GRCH SHANNON'S HILLBILLY HANGOVER (RIP)
NITECH GRCH SHANNON'S HILLBILLY COOKIE HTX & PKC MONEY WON ( 3 times World Qualifier) (RIP)
NITECH GRCH HTX PR SHANNON'S HILLBILLY CHIEF 1 WIN FROM GRANDNITECH
PR SHANNON’S HILLBILLY MAXIE

If you can read this thank a TEACHER
If you can read this in English, thank a VETERAN

www.freewebs.com/shannonshowmekennels

United States Army Retired