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Jerry Clower

Wish there was someone like him these days http://youtu.be/Y3H8B_aW3ZQ

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Perry Metcalf.. Go Big Blue !

Ya, I grew up listening to jerry and charlie douglas on vinyl. They ain't none like that anymore.

He did come up with some good stuff. I loved his She Coon of Women Libbers, lyin Coon dog, oh heck...I can go on.

Still today I think of his goat baptism, where they decided just to sprinkle and let him go to hell, LOL.

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It ain't the bark, it ain't the growl, it's the bite that hurts!

JERRY CLOWER WAS UN-DOUBTLY THE FUNNIEST MAN TO EVER LIVE!!! AND, HE DIDN'T HAVE TO BE VULGAR TO DO IT!!! I WAS FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO HAVE MET HIM, AND HE WAS THE REAL DEAL!!!

Patrick Mcmannis was another. Funny as hell. Had him sign a book of his for my mother's husband. He didn't seem that talkative or that funny in person, but what he wrote...was epic (as my kids say these days).

I miss the quality of a lot of the old stuff. Too much stupid humor and vulgar stuff today. The old stuff was life applicable.

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It ain't the bark, it ain't the growl, it's the bite that hurts!

WAS HE THE GUY THAT WROTE THE HUMOR COLUMN FOR OUTDOOR LIFE?

Not sure.

He wrote Never Sniff A Gift Fish, They Shoot Canoes, Don't They, The Night The Bear Ate Goombaw, Kerplunck, The Grasshopper Trap, etc

Mcmanus now writes murder mysteries, must have wrote down everything funny already.

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It ain't the bark, it ain't the growl, it's the bite that hurts!

YEP, THAT'S HIM, I RECOGNIZE SOME OF THOSE TITLES!!! HE, TOO, HAD A WAY WITH WORDS!!! I'M NOT SURE IF HE STILL WRITES FOR OUTDOOR LIFE, BUT I'VE 'BUSTED A GUT' MANY TIMES READING HIS STUFF!!!

I'm afraid he doesn't write outdoor humor anymore like he use to.

Last decade writes murder mystery series. I haven't read any of his new stuff.

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It ain't the bark, it ain't the growl, it's the bite that hurts!

you all need to check out Willie P Richardson, he is almost as funny, and clean. he has several cd's but the
'Hunting and fishing phone pranks " will make you shoot coke out of your nose it's so funny.

i think willie p does skits on john boy and billy also thats where i heard him at

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she is treed

I remember Clower doing one that I liked about making biscuits years ago. Haven't seen IT among all of the stuff on Youtube. There is one called 'My momma made bisuits" out there but it is not the one I recall!

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Johnny Williams

All Funny

All funny guys ,do you guys remember Justin Wilson ?? He had some funny tales ,,lol

Yep Justin was another very interesting character! One time he was cookin something and he measured his salt by puttin it in his hand. He said "Y'all think this is not accurate?" He poured it in a teaspoon and it measured exactly a teaspoon.

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Johnny Williams

i didnt check the link. isnt there one about a coon hunting monkey though?

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Originally posted by RHK
i didnt check the link. isnt there one about a coon hunting monkey though?

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Johnny Williams

Wonder what kind of papers ol highball had?

Awwwwww theys a lion in the yard.
I went and saw ol Jerry one night up here at lanierland music park. Was him and Ricky Scaggs. Heck of a show!!!

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Michael Ghorley

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Originally posted by GA DAWG
Awwwwww theys a lion in the yard.
I went and saw ol Jerry one night up here at lanierland music park. Was him and Ricky Scaggs. Heck of a show!!!

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Anyone ever read the book, 'The Yellow Stream'. By Willie P. Freelie?

knock him out johnnnnn!!!!

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keep em' treed!

They play Jerry every morning on the radio here.

MY DADDY USED TO REFER TO A STORY CALLED "RACE TO THE OUTHOUSE" WRITTEN BY WILLY MAKIT, ILLUSTRATED BY BETTY DON'T!!! PRETTY SURE HE MADE IT UP, BUT HE ALWAYS BROUGHT IT UP WHEN ONE OF US HAD STOMACH ISSUES!!! LOL