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Texas Hunting Buddy:Joke

We heard last week that a California man, called Cedric Klabo, had been put under 24-hour psychiatric observation. What had he done? Police found that he had over 75 guns and about a half a million rounds of ammunition stored in his locked-up garage.

A roving reporter was heard to say: "Gee! Cedric has half a million machine gun bullets!" A local paper, the Aubern Gazette, ran the headline: "Massive Weapons Cache in Aubern County".

By Californian standards a man in possession of even 100,000 rounds would be called "mentally unstable".

If Cedric lived in Arizona, he'd be described "an avid gun collector."

In Oklahoma, he'd be passed off as "a novice gun collector".

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared", but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.

In Idaho, they would refer to Cedric as: "a likely gubernatorial candidate".

In Wyoming, he'd be hailed as "an eligible bachelor".

But in Texas, Cedric would be just "a Hunting Buddy" .........

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That's Cute!! In W.V. He'd Be Called SENATE CANDIDATE!!