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Posted by Randy Tallon on 11-17-2012 04:04 PM:

Only a dirty lown down scoundrel would...

.....do this to a hunting buddy and it happened to be an owner of a Black and Tan. Two hunting buddies and the scoundrel's two teenage sons go hunting. On the first drop they shoot out a big ole smelly swamp boar coon. They go to the second drop and this is where this dirty low down scoundrel commences his dirty work. The dogs had been in the timber for a bit. Hunting buddy is in the truck watching his Garmin and hollers out that "Ole Blue" is coming in. Unknown to the hunting buddy "The Scoundrel" runs over to the back of the truck, grabs the coon and rubs it all over the street sign that is close to the truck and puts the coon in the back of the truck. When hunting buddy sees "Ole Blue" getting close he gets out of the truck. Ole Blue pops out of the woods and heads towards everybody standing there. Just before Ole Blue gets to them he throws his head in the air, runs over to the sign, and starts to check it. Hunting buddy says, "Oh no, he's not..." About that time Ole Blue throws his big ole locate, throws two more big ole locates, and commences to roll into a thunderous chop. Hunting buddy is now standing there with his mouth wide open trying to decide if he should take the leash, a big ole club, or maybe even the gun for causing him such a horrible embarassment. Scoundrel and his two teenage sons are standing there stifling a hard laugh. Hunting buddy finally gathers his wits and decides the leash is his option. Just as he is unhooking the leash from around himself Scoundrel says, "Don't you whoop that dog" and proceeds to tell his hunting buddy what he did. Now the teenage sons and Scoundrel are splitting their sides with laughter. Hunting buddy commences to call Scoundrel every obscene name in the book and a few that have never been heard. I'm not going to give you his name, but, his initials are........Forrest Strickland!!!!!

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Posted by J I Allen on 11-17-2012 04:39 PM:

Sounds to me like you need to buy that dog some glasses, he should have been able to look up there and see there was no coon. Sounds like Forrest was only checking his eye sight.

Posted by forreststrickla on 11-17-2012 05:01 PM:

Lmao randy how dare you make such accusations!!!!!!!!! Your just jealous you didn't think of it.

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Posted by Drew on 11-17-2012 05:13 PM:

This forum needs a "like" button

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Posted by sidneyjames on 11-17-2012 05:39 PM:

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Originally posted by forreststrickla
Lmao randy how dare you make such accusations!!!!!!!!! Your just jealous you didn't think of it.

IMMA SURE GONNA USE....THATS FUNNY DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE

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Posted by WORMY#1 on 11-17-2012 05:49 PM:

I seen the picture!! Randy. To answer the question forrest id circle it!! Could be hiding behind yeller sign!!!!

Posted by BillT on 11-17-2012 08:50 PM:

Oh my gosh that is the funniest thing I have ever heard. I'm gonna have to try that one.

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Posted by Randy Tallon on 11-17-2012 08:54 PM:

We'll have to keep this a Black and Tan secret and set all those "off colored" dogs off.....hehehe

Posted by Don Martin on 11-17-2012 09:58 PM:

That is about as good as it gets. Thanks for the good laugh.

Posted by nitehunter2004 on 11-18-2012 02:35 AM:

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Randy Tallon
We'll have to keep this a Black and Tan secret and set all those "off colored" dogs off.....hehehe

No No it had vines on it, Circle for shure, I got my eye on you Forrest!!!

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Posted by forreststrickla on 11-18-2012 02:59 AM:

You better Tim you know me well enough to know if I get the chance to pull a joke on you you're had

Posted by edf61 on 11-18-2012 08:24 AM:

Who was hunting a blue dog,Randy???

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Posted by skeets on 11-18-2012 11:10 AM:

lollllllll thats the funniest thing i ever heard.

Posted by forreststrickla on 11-18-2012 11:29 AM:

No one eddie randy is calling him ol blue cause they were both in there blueticking for an hour and a half

Posted by donaldpeyton on 11-19-2012 03:05 AM:

I go to our refuge and do it to people I know all the time drag a coon and rub it on the smallest tree or I have rubbed them on the bird houses they have built its fun to sit there and listen to the excuses made.

Posted by Riverbottom Ron on 11-19-2012 05:27 PM:

HEY RANDY

WHAT DID THE SIGN SAY ???

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Posted by Randy Tallon on 11-19-2012 08:11 PM:

Deer Crossing.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Posted by silentnight on 11-20-2012 12:18 AM:

lmao...thats to dam funny

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