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Funniest thing you ever heard in the woods

Whats the Funniest thing you ever heard in the woods that man said to or about his dog.

these 2 are a tie for me.

My dad goes to try a dog out and the dog goes out strike and makes a couple circles and comes back in and my dad thinks he hears what the guy says but figures I must have misunderstood him. The dog goes back out strikes again and runs what seem like a rabbit track then shuts up and comes back in and the guy looks at the dog and "says the matter boy did he go up a tree and get away from you" Dad says I have seen and heard enough I am ready to go lol

Now the second one we made the first drop without a strike so we are headed to second drop and a coon crosses the road and the guys stops and got his dog out and cuts him loose the dog walk right over the log the coon ran down and never acted like he knew a coon was there. I walk the dog to the log and he stands there, The dogs owner says "he has a cold nose that track must be to hot for him" suppose to be a finished dog.

I was at a hunt and someone farted and said 'strike ol brownie'

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I was at a hunt and someone farted and said 'strike ol brownie'

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I like the old standby quote "well never seen him do that before" lol

I love when I hear someone say all tight mouth dogs are hot nosed. Same goes for a barking idiot being a track dog.

Tried a dog years ago.. Dog would fired in and didn't mess around be wooded...after three slicks I told the guy I understand a treedog will miss more than ideal but 3 in a row was a bit much... He said well come back when coon are running you'll buy him...

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Originally posted by pamjohnson
I was at a hunt and someone farted and said 'strike ol brownie'

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Was on a cast with a first time competition hunter that had the worst babbling dog I have ever witnessed. When confronted about it, he said " Oh, he's just happy barking because he's glad he got to go hunting".

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I was at a hunt and someone farted and said 'strike ol brownie'

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Was hunting with jay brademyer up at his place one night we walked up on a car in the woods. Was some heavy praying going on in there. Car was running and everytime it would bounce the tail pipe would blow a smoke ring !!




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I drew a young guy one night, he had a brand new Garmin and a ten dollar light, never once did he look up from the Garmin. His dog took off across a cut bean field running wide open, opening every breath. After a bit, I said, suppose that might be trash; he said, no if it was trash, it'd show up on this screen.

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Don't know what kind of critter there runnin but it's got coon feet!

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Had a fella tell me I couldn't minus his tree because it was obvious a limb allowed it to cross out. At least one of the dumbest.

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This one wasn't in the woods but was funny and true. Dad had some friends from WV that use to come up and hunt in Michigan and thought they had some good dogs until they ran with dad's. Then They went back home and bought them some more dogs and over that year they would talk and tell how many they had been treeing. Then one day Dad called him up and dad asked him how he was doing and he said Welll they haven't treed near as my since I found Jesus and got saved. We all fell out laughing because he couldn't lie about how may they were treeing.

How about this one... well **** my dog beat the coon to the tree again. (slick tree)

Had a pair of young dogs tree a persimmon tree one fall that had two possums and three coons in it. My buddy said "Well, you whip yours, and I'll pet mine. One of us will have to be right."

I was driving down a lane towards a gaswell pad one night and in the course of conversation I said "I don't know what it is about this place, but I sure get turned around awfully easy down here."
He didn't miss a beat and replied "Probably 'cause your truck's smaller than mine..."

Two guys driving down the road on their way hunting passenger says pull over I can't listen to that dog barking in the box. Driver pulls over lets him out he goes back pulls his dog out tunes him up gets back in the truck and continue on. Few minutes later same thing driver pulls over passenger gets out goes back and overhauls his dog for barkin in the dog box and off they go again. Third time passenger says pull over I don't know what's wrong with that fool tonight. Driver pulls over says me either but if ya really wanna stop the racket whoop my dog it's been him barking all along lol

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