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to all the patriots past present and future

'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.


For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand.
Here are a few of the areas where we (Vets) would like your assistance:

1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.


2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass.


3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.


4 (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces,' and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.


5. Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).


6. If you witness someone calling the US Coast Guard 'non-military', Inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass.


7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your **** feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.


8. Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-Chief (CinC). The President (for those who didn't know) is our CinC regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives meet. All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out.
If you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get your ass kicked!

9. 'Your mama wears combat boots.
' never made sense to me - stop saying It! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore could kick your ass!

10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying 'Let's go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military.
That reminds me, if you see anyone calling those **** psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass!

11. 'Wingnut' (Air Force), 'Jarhead' (Marines), 'Grunt' (Army), 'Squid' (Navy), 'Puddle Jumpers' (Coast Guard), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked.


12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get it's 'ass kicked.


'It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press.
'

'It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
'

'It's the Veteran, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
'

'It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.
'

One more:

13.
If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the national anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS

Last one:

14.
If you got this email and didn't pass it on - guess what - you deserve to get your ass kicked!

Good one sir. I'll be careful sir.

AMEN

WE SOULD ALL THANK THE MEN AND WOMEN OVER SEA'S FIGHTING FOR ARE FREEDOM. MY LITTLE BROTHER JUST GOT DEPLOYED OVER TO IRAQ. I'M PROUD OF HIM.

JEFF GALFORD


P.S I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING THAT YOU SAID NUKEM

Hilarious! but very true.

coudnt agree more.

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Hey, Nukem. I've been called "Zoomie" and "Flyboy" more than "WingNut." Air Power!!!!!!
Jeff - Tell your "little" brother, THANK YOU!!!!!!

"For Those That Went Before Us"

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Thanks to all the service people that have served. Good post!

Good post, I messed up in high school and did not sign up.
I regret that!
For those that have served this country, Thank You, and god bless you!!!!

When I was in the 82nd airborne we were allways called Dirt Darts !!! it did make alot of sense.

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Mike Hayworth

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btt some people just need a friendly lil reminder

Good One Nukem

We ALL need reminding to appreciate those helping to keep this country safe.

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Outstanding Thread

USMC
20 yrs

Great post....


I was always called a BUBBLE HEAD

For those who dont know what a Bubble Head is, it is a Submariner in the US NAVY

Thanks to all who have and still currently serve.

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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America for an amount of 'up to and including my life.'

That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.

Amen brother

USMC 4 years

SEMPER FI BROTHERS

Dale - My brother retired with 20 years as a "Bubblehead." Hat's off to you guys that lived at 400 ft. down.

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Duane and Seth Jones/Jarret Davis partners
Beaver River Kennels/Team Pa
USAF proud!!! 6 Years active 19 Reserves MSgt (ret) Raven 457
Carpe Nocturnum-Seize the night!