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haha

old widow woman decides its time to remarry so she put an ad in the paper which read:
Husband wanted must be around my age (70), cant beat on me, cant run around on me and must still be good in bed. Respond to address below.
A few days later her doorbell rang and she answered it. There was a little grey haired man in a wheelchair and he had no arms or legs. She said can i help you and he said i'm responding to your ad. She said do you really think i'm going to consider you you have no legs. He said well i cant run around on you. She said well you have no arms, he said well then i cant beat on you can I. She said well are you at least still good in bed and he replied well i rang the doorbell didn't I. lol

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