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A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from the UK

and here's some advice on how to please a woman at the same time.



It's not difficult to Make a woman happy.


A man only needs to be:




1. a friend



2. a companion



3. a lover



4. a brother



5. a father



6. a master



7. a chef



8. an electrician



9. a carpenter



10. a plumber



11. a mechanic



12. a decorator



13. a stylist



14. a sexologist



15. a gynecologist



16. a psychologist



17. a pest exterminator



18. a psychiatrist



19. a healer



20. a good listener



21. an organizer



22. a good father



23. very clean



24. sympathetic



25. athletic



26. warm



27. attentive



28. gallant



29. intelligent



30. funny



31. creative



32. tender



33. strong



34. understanding



35. tolerant



36. prudent



37. ambitious



38. capable



39. courageous



40. determined



41. true



42. dependable



43. passionate



44. compassionate



WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:



45. give her compliments regularly



46. love shopping



47. be honest



48. be very rich



49. not stress her out



50. not look at other girls



AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:



51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself



52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself



53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes



IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:



54. Never to forget:



* birthdays



* anniversaries



* arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY



1. Show up naked



2. Bring food


Happy Christmas to everyone.