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Posted by wbond on 08-23-2013 06:19 PM:

Here ya go your chance to

own and old new car or truck one of yall need to spend that money you have and buy that 59 truck Corky you or Dan need to open that billfold and let ole George see some light anyway

http://www.autoweek.com/article/201...ews01/130629911

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Posted by Slough on 08-23-2013 07:00 PM:

This is what I call getting your money's worth.
This man owned & drove the same car for 82 YEARS. Can you imagine even having the same car for 82 years? Mr. Allen Swift ( Springfield , MA ) received this 1928 Rolls-Royce Piccadilly-P1 Roadster from his father, brand new - as a graduation gift in 1928. He drove it up until his death ... at the age of 102!!! He was the oldest living owner of a car that was purchased new. Just thought you'd like to see it.

It was donated to a Springfield museum after his death. It has 1,070,000 miles on it, still runs like a Swiss watch, dead silent at any speed and is in perfect cosmetic condition. (82 years). That's approximately 13,048 miles per year (1087 per month)... 1,070,000 that's miles not kilometers!!

That's British engineering of a bygone era. I don't think they make them like this any more.

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Posted by rmcmillan on 08-23-2013 07:43 PM:

Hey everyone.
raining here.
John
do not forget shiners.
Link
blue dog, New u were good.

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Posted by Slough on 08-23-2013 08:35 PM:

A blonde was suspecting her husband was cheating on her. So one day, she decided to go home early. She opens the door and sees her husband all over another girl. The blonde pulls her gun out of her purse and points it to her own head. The husband says, "No! Don't do that! I'm sorry!" The blonde replys, "Shut up. You're next."

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Posted by dan w on 08-23-2013 08:57 PM:

Good one james, -------- WB i would love to have one of the cars but i am saving to buy a blutic pup in elliston va. --------- see ya

Posted by rmcmillan on 08-23-2013 09:05 PM:

Dan
the bluetick pup will be cheaper in the long run. I had a 1968 Pontiac Firebird. It had a 400 would really run. My son still gets mad when we talk about it. He was 5 told everyone it was his race car.

Posted by Shaw72 on 08-23-2013 09:17 PM:

No wino!!!!! Hum! If I drank a whole bottle fixing dinner I wouldn't eat it. lol

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Posted by corky crowder on 08-23-2013 09:41 PM:

ROB
LINK HAS HAD RAMBLER A GOOD WHILE EVEN PAINTS HIS TOE NAILS BLUE .THERE IS A PICTURE OF HIM ON THE OLD POST WITH HIS NAILS PAINTED

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Posted by Slough on 08-23-2013 10:31 PM:

A math teacher and his wife were both 54 years old. One evening the wife came home and found a note from her husband. It said: ''My dear, you are 54 years old and there are some things you are not giving me, so I am at the Holiday Inn with my 18-year-old student. Don't bother waiting up for me.''

He returns home that night to find a note from his wife: ''You are also 54 years old and there are things I need that you're not giving me. So I am at the Motel 6 with one of your 18-year-old students and you (being a math teacher) should know that 18 goes into 54 way more than 54 goes into 18, so don't YOU wait up for ME.''

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Posted by Slough on 08-23-2013 10:34 PM:

Superman's had a hard week of fighting crime in Metropolis and is ready for some R&R. So Friday afternoon he looks up his pals Batman and Spiderman to see if they're up for going on the prowl that evening. Both turn him down on account of prior commitments and Superman is pretty ticked. As he's flying around the stratosphere letting off steam, he spots Wonder Woman lying on her back stark neked sunbathing on the beach.

"Hey," he thinks, "I'm Superman and I don't need those two clowns to have a good time. I can just fly down there at the speed of light, steal a quickie and fly away before she knows what happened."

So, Superman zips down, takes advantage of the situation and flies away at the speed of light.

Wonder Woman says, "What the heck was that?"

The Invisible Man says, "I don't know but it sure hurt like heck"

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Posted by Slough on 08-23-2013 10:35 PM:

A fellow stops by to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. They talk for a while and then the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my shoes please?"

The guest obliges and goes upstairs. There he sees his friend's two blonde daughters, both very good looking. Being a joker and the quick thinking kind, he says: "Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me up here to make love to you!"

They stare at him and say, "That can't be!"

He replies, "OK, let's check!"

He shouts down the stairs to his friend, "Both of them?"

The reply comes back, "Yes, both of them!"

With that both daughters fainted.

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Posted by Slough on 08-23-2013 10:38 PM:

It was the first day of Third Grade in America for Little Stanley. As a test, his teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to 50. Some did very well, counting as high as 30 or 40 with just a few mistakes. Others couldn't get past 20. Stanley, however, did extremely well; he counted past 50, right up to 100 without any mistakes. He was so excited that he ran home and told his Dad how well he had done. His Dad nodded and told him, "That's because you are from Poland, Son." The next day, in language class, the teacher asked the students to recite the alphabet. It's Grade Three, so most could make it half way through without much trouble. Some made it to S or T, but Little Stanley rattled off the alphabet perfectly right to the end. That evening, Stanley once again bragged to his Dad about his prowess in his new school. His Dad, knowingly, explained to him, "That's because you are from Poland, Son." The next day, after Physical Education, the boys were taking showers. Stanley noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed overly "well-endowed". This confused him. That night he told his dad, "Dad, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm from Poland?" he asked. "No, Son," explained his Dad, "That's because you're 18."

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Posted by Slough on 08-23-2013 10:39 PM:

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when the bus suddenly ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's field.

The old farmer heard the tragic crash so he rushed over to investigate. He then began digging a large grave to bury the politicians.

A few hours later, the local sheriff was driving past the farmer's field and noticed the bus wreck. He approached the old farmer and asked where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer explained that he'd gone ahead and buried all of them. "Were they ALL dead?" asked the puzzled sheriff. "Well, some of them said they weren't," said the old farmer, "but you know how them politicians lie."

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Posted by Slough on 08-23-2013 10:41 PM:

When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it."

In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the better of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box there were 3 empty beer cans and $1,874.25 in cash.

After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her guilt and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked in the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know why do you keep the empty cans in the box?"

Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess that after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."

Hillary was shocked, but said, "I am very disappointed and saddened, but I guess after all those years away from home on the road, temptation does happen and I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering the number of years we've been together."

They hugged and made their peace. A little while later, Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in the box?"

Bill answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."

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Posted by rmcmillan on 08-23-2013 10:52 PM:

James
good jokes.
Corky
that would be a good pic. My hounds will not be painted.

Posted by Slough on 08-23-2013 11:11 PM:

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around at Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little worried."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?

The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.

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Posted by dan w on 08-23-2013 11:48 PM:

Mike the pups are looking good, keep us posted on how they are doing. --------- John the little porkies are looking good to, do you sell them when weened or ? ---- see ya

Posted by rmcmillan on 08-24-2013 12:26 AM:

Well one good thing has come out of KNEE surgery. The boss is mowing grass. LOL. She will not use the riding mower and is pushing the walk behind. I told her I will ride she said NO!!!!! Will not let kids do it.
WOMEN??!!!!

Posted by BIGCASTLEDAWGS on 08-24-2013 12:51 AM:

Piglets and Puppies and Chicks!

OH MY!

Nothing happy than piggies on Momma! Chicks look great as well as the piglets. Those pups are ADORABLE!!! Gotta love the runk(I'm the runt in my family! lol)

Great jokes...lol....

Beautiful day, warm again. Cooler night...wish I could have the front door open...to let the air go thru the house BUT...it's music night and Daisy barks every time anyone goes in or out...and since the smokers go OUT to smoke... it gets NOISY! lol... Daisy will be MOVING out soon enough though because her Daddy, Kenny and Momma, Jess have each gotten jobs on CapeCod and will MOVE there soon! Webster will miss Daisy... certain interactions with her...but he should be just fine. He LOVES our walks and the hikes he can do again(carefully with his health) with Bob. He is SO much less noisy and his lovely odd howl is pleasant... Daisy has the cur x feist voice...not so pleasant...
WELL.. our Patriots were PATHETIC! lol... Nuff said!
Will be off at Mums working this weekend.. it will be pruning weather and she has plans... AKkkkk... LOL!
Hope You All have a great weekend!
HappyHunting, Heather

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Posted by John Sisley on 08-24-2013 01:41 AM:

Women.........you can't live with em and can't live without em!!

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Originally posted by rmcmillan
Well one good thing has come out of KNEE surgery. The boss is mowing grass. LOL. She will not use the riding mower and is pushing the walk behind. I told her I will ride she said NO!!!!! Will not let kids do it.
WOMEN??!!!!

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Posted by John Sisley on 08-24-2013 02:02 AM:

Hi gang. Nice day here today, sunny and 80.

Dave - I haven't heard anyone talk about Rambler lately, where is he at now?

Mike - pups are looking good.

Thanks for the compliments on the pigs and chickens.

Dan - I sell them at weaning age. I am going to raise 2 of these for the freezer.

Rob - my wife mowed the whole lawn one time....and she never lowered the deck. When I questioned her about it she said she thought it wasn't cutting like it should. True story and yes she is blonde.

James good ones.

Shannon - how old is Flo now?

Corky - watch out for that blackberry.

Have a great weekend everyone.

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Posted by corky crowder on 08-24-2013 12:49 PM:

GOODMORNING
60 DEG FOGGY
ROB
GLAD THINGS ARE GOING GOOD
JOHN
TAKE CARE OF ALL THE ANIMALS . CANT WAIT TO TASTE BOSSES BLACK BERRY
JAMES
GOOD JOKES KEEP THEM COMMING
BOND
MY OLD 72 FORD IS ALL I CAN HANDLE
HEATHER
HOPE YOU HAVE GOOD WEEK END WITH MUM
EVERY ONE ELSE HAVE GOOD WEEK END TOO

Posted by vabluegal on 08-24-2013 12:57 PM:

Morning everyone! Been a bad week me an my husband lost a dear loved one Monday his grandma passed away she was a very special women to us an its been rough! Hope everyone else is doing well!

John sum nice lookin little pigs u got there!!

Ptt puppies lookin good!!

Rob glad knee doing. OK u better listen!!

Hope y'all have good day!

Posted by rmcmillan on 08-24-2013 01:19 PM:

Good morning to everyone.
72 here.
Vabluegal
sorry for the loss. And yes I will listen.
Corky
Thanks. yes it feels better, I do not want to over DO it.
John
yard looks good. she did a good job. she is blond also. and I had two friends fighting over who would come and cut it.

Posted by corky crowder on 08-24-2013 01:28 PM:

VABLUE
SORRY TO HEAR OF YALLS LOSS. WILL BE PRAYIN

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