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Posted by wbond on 06-15-2013 06:28 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Moonlightanna
Corky ... You did .. But it ain't mine !!! Mine is sitting pretty under the tree !!! Not running around !!!!!!! Hajahahahahaha

What was in the tree?

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Posted by wbond on 06-15-2013 06:33 AM:

Heather how about them Black Hawks

3 drops so far great night so far still no camera but some good dog work well let's try one more and see what happens

57 degrees a little warm but a sky full of stars a great night to be out hunting whew I tempted to hunt all night

Posted by Moonlightanna on 06-15-2013 01:20 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by wbond
Heather how about them Black Hawks

3 drops so far great night so far still no camera but some good dog work well let's try one more and see what happens

57 degrees a little warm but a sky full of stars a great night to be out hunting whew I tempted to hunt all night

Wb ... You know there had to be a coon on that tree if Molly was on it !!!!!!
And I love nights like that !!!!! I know you had a wonderful time !!!

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Posted by rmcmillan on 06-15-2013 01:54 PM:

Good morning all.
Corky
Glad your Mom is doing better.
Shannon
Molly looks good.
Bond
Remember what I said about the red fern. LOL.
Heather
Bruins will give em all they want. Hawks look good to.

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Posted by Moonlightanna on 06-15-2013 02:22 PM:

Good morning my lovely friends ..

In case I'm at my dads on Sunday , I wanted to also say happy Father's Day to all of you !!!
Here is a pic of me and my dad !!! Post some pics in honor of your father .. We'd love to see them !!!

Posted by John Sisley on 06-15-2013 07:35 PM:

Good afternoon everyone.

Beautiful day here 76 and sunny.

I hope everyone is have a good weekend.

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Posted by John Sisley on 06-15-2013 07:37 PM:

Thanks Shannon. Have fun at dads.

quote:
Originally posted by Moonlightanna
Good morning my lovely friends ..

In case I'm at my dads on Sunday , I wanted to also say happy Father's Day to all of you !!!
Here is a pic of me and my dad !!! Post some pics in honor of your father .. We'd love to see them !!!

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Posted by Moonlightanna on 06-15-2013 07:38 PM:

Your welcome John , my friend !!! I hope your day is marvelous !!!

Posted by rmcmillan on 06-16-2013 02:40 AM:

Good evening all.
Did not make it to bench show my boy was playing soccer.
I judged waterrace and field trial. Talked to alot of old friends.

Happy fathers day to all.

Boy played three games today. Won all three. He scored 3 goals. Played very good.

Getting ready to go to woods. Have a good one

Rob

Posted by John Sisley on 06-16-2013 02:29 PM:

Good morning.

Cloudy and raining. Today's high will be 75.

Happy fathers day to all the dads.

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Posted by vabluegal on 06-17-2013 12:54 AM:

Happy Father's day 2 all y'all fathers! Hope everyone had good weekend ! It been rainin here off an on all even! Prayers sent to those in need!

Posted by John Sisley on 06-17-2013 03:04 AM:

EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS

1. A man comes into the ER and yells . . ..' My wife's going
to have her baby in the cab.' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear.
Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - - and I was in the wrong one.

Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald ,
San Francisco

2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.

'Big breaths,'. . . I instructed.. 'Yes, they used to be,'. . .replied the patient.

Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes ,
Seattle , WA

3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct.

Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of
the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.'

Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg

4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications.. ' Which one ?' .. . I asked. 'The patch... The Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it !'
I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see.
Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!
Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying
a new one.

Submitted by Dr.. Rebecca St. Clair ,
Norfolk , VA

5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, 'How long have you been bedridden?' After a look of complete confusion she answered . . ... ' Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive.'

Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson-
Corvallis , OR

6. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a man I asked . . .' So how's your breakfast this morning?' ' It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste.'. . . Bob replied..
I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labelled 'KY Jelly.'

Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf ,
Detroit ,

7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered . . . It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a tattoo that read
.. . ..' Keep off the grass.'

Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said 'Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn.'

Submitted by RN no name,

AND FINALLY!! ! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...

8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB. I was quite
embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams.. To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.

The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said. . .. ' I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?'
She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard . . ' No doctor but the song you were whistling was . . .' I wish I was an
Oscar Meyer Weiner .' '

Dr. wouldn't submit his name....
1 MORE
Baby's First Doctor Visit

This made me laugh out loud. I hope it will give you a smile!

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

'Breast-fed,' she replied.. 'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both
breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'

I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, But I'm glad I came.

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Posted by rmcmillan on 06-17-2013 11:31 AM:

Good morning.
John
Good jokes.

Prayers sent.

Posted by corky crowder on 06-17-2013 12:35 PM:

GOODMORNING
68DEG SHOWERS
BLUE ROB
CONGRATS TO YOUR SON . HOW DID HUNT GO
SHANNON
NICE PIC HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE WEEK END
JOHN
FUNNY JOKES
VA BLUEGAL
DID YALL HAVE GOOD TURN OUT
HOPE EVERYONE ENJOYED FATHERS DAY

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Posted by Slough on 06-17-2013 01:55 PM:

Morn'n

Good jokes!

Got another youth hunt in the books. 24 in show and 23 in hunt.

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Posted by rmcmillan on 06-17-2013 03:22 PM:

Corky
Thanks. I did not hunt in hunt, decided against it. Went by myself. No good. Got s track she could not handlers.

James
Sounds like s nice youth hunt

Posted by dlinkous on 06-17-2013 03:43 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Slough
Morn'n

Good jokes!

Got another youth hunt in the books. 24 in show and 23 in hunt.

Did Wendell win???

Posted by Slough on 06-17-2013 07:19 PM:

Got scratched, bad attitude!

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Posted by pttm08 on 06-17-2013 07:45 PM:

Afternoon everyone,
I had a wonderful weekend, had Justin and he got me the best father day gift. He made me a photo album of all the pictures of him growing up and our old vacations. He also brought me the pictures i had of my dad. His mom took all of these when we divorced and I have been trying for four years to get them back.
Then got to enjoy my great nieces 1 yr birthday party. Time sure is flying by.

On a happier note I really believe in about 60 days there will be some English puppies arriving. If everything works out the way it should. I think even my wife is excited. She says she will show this one, we will see.

Nice video Shannon.

Good jokes.

Hope every one is having a good day.

Prayers going up to all in need.

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Posted by wbond on 06-17-2013 09:08 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Slough
Got scratched, bad attitude!

Link was the handler them hired guns always causing trouble

Posted by Moonlightanna on 06-17-2013 11:19 PM:

Hahahahaha hahahaha

Posted by BIGCASTLEDAWGS on 06-18-2013 01:18 AM:

HI ALL!

Go Bruins! Waiting on the start of game now! I hope we can hold the Black Hawks to a LOSS! THey are AWFUL good... Bond...LOL... Thanks for the REMINDER! lol....

ALl well here. Sat was AWESOME at Mums! We gardened WAY too much, then Bob came for dinner, Richard and Elizabeth brought HANNAH to Meet Mum and she and Bob got to hold her for pix! I Will share them with you guys when I get them on here I PROMISE!!! They are such a happy lil family!!! Awsome to see Mum with her!!! I got home late on Fathers day but had a nice time with Bob once I got home. We enjoyed the Bruins WIN on Sat night and the dinner was good and made up for not being able to do dinner ON Fathers day!
Brought home some plants, rambling roses, a little baby pink dogwood etc... Got them planted today and I did too much gardening again HERE! lol... WIll be sleeping all week for sure.
Funny Jokes etc.
Hope ALL the Fathers had a Great Day! Michael... glad you got those pix! What a Gift! My son Richards dad got a majority of the pix of Richard when he left yrs ago. This weekend Richard got to see some of the copies my Mum had! That was cool! (I still have all the negatives somewhere...LOL.. Real pix... can't imagine. So dependent on the computers now!)
Prayers for ALL in need and hope you all have a good night! HappyHunting! Heather

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Posted by wbond on 06-18-2013 01:36 AM:

Corn on cob anyone

Wanda

Wanda and Link

Posted by John Sisley on 06-18-2013 02:47 AM:

Hi guys & gals. It was sunny and in the 80's today.

Wendell - pups are looking good. Did you grow that corn?

Have a great night everyone.

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Posted by wbond on 06-18-2013 06:10 AM:

John my wife bought the corn but it was good as you can see Wanda and Link liked it too

Speaking of Linkous got him off the couch and in the woods he said bring Samantha I will handle her first tree no problem second tree access a big creek on the side of a rock cliff David says I stay at the truck JC said all I can say is when its so steep your neck hurts when you look up tree its steep

Any way when I got home rat was treed down in the hollow so I have to go to another tree as always rat has the meat it was a Shannon special

And than there was Rachael sacked out on the back porch must have been a tough day out in the back yard the little bum would not even get up

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