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Posted by corky crowder on 05-06-2013 02:45 AM:

HEY SHAW
GLAD YOU HAD GOOD WEEKEND
JOHN
HOW DID YOU LIKE THE RACE
GOT THIS ONE IN EMAIL
The Haircut...
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> > A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to
when they could discuss his use of the car.
> > His father said he 'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your grades up from a
C to a B average, study your Bible, and get your hair cut. Then we 'll talk
about the car. '
> > The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he 'd settle for the offer, and
they agreed on it.
> > After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you 've brought your grades up and
I 've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I 'm disappointed you
haven 't had your hair cut.
> > The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I 've been thinking about that, and I 've noticed
in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long
hair, Moses had long hair, and there 's even strong evidence that Jesus had long
hair. '
> >
> > You 're going to ENJOY the Dad 's reply:
> > SCROLL DOWN LOL
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> > 'Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went? '

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Posted by John Sisley on 05-06-2013 03:29 AM:

Corky - The race was pretty good. Jr. is my favorite but I will root for anyone other than Jimmy and Jeff. I like to see underdogs win.
I was a big Dale Sr. fan, I guess that is why I started rooting for Jr.

Corky - good one.

Have a great night everyone.

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Posted by rmcmillan on 05-06-2013 11:51 AM:

Good morning all.
45 here, looks like rain.
Heather
Congrats.
Vabluegal
Yes my boy had three games on sat. Lost one tied two. He played well.
Shawn
Sounds like you had a good hunt. We treed two on sat and called it a night.

Worked all day sat n sun. Paid under table. Hard work. I am glad to go back to state job. LOL.

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Posted by corky crowder on 05-06-2013 12:42 PM:

GOODMORNING
RAIN HERE SPOSED TO LAST THROUGH THU.
JOHN
DALE SR WAS ONE OF THE BEST DRIVERS OF ALL TIME
SHAWN
YOU GETTING ANY RAIN
JAMES
YOU GET ANY RAIN FROM THIS STORM
ROB
THE RAIN WILL HIT THERE WED.

Posted by vabluegal on 05-06-2013 02:21 PM:

MORNIN EVERYONE!!

U rite corky rain all week I ain't every goin 2 get n the garden!

Rob glad sons games went well!!

And yall rite dale sr was the best driver every I don't watch it much since he passed!!

Shawn sounds like y'all had a good weekend!!

Everyone have a good day!

Posted by Slough on 05-06-2013 03:52 PM:

Congrats Heather

Corky, got about 6 tenths out of 4 days of drizzle.

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Posted by Moonlightanna on 05-06-2013 04:54 PM:

My sons new toy !! Moms new prayer list !'

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SHOW CH ' Rays Moonlight Anna's Dream.. MOLLY
FCH CH' PR' Ray's Moonlight Anna's Dream..MOLLY
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Posted by rmcmillan on 05-06-2013 05:05 PM:

Corky
Light rain n mist here now.

Posted by Moonlightanna on 05-06-2013 06:29 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Moonlightanna
He is my pride and joy !!! He brings.. light , life and love to my heart !! I love my son Jonathan with all that I am !!

Posted by John Sisley on 05-06-2013 11:03 PM:

Good afternoon. Sunny and 73 here today.

It sure did suck going back to work today after a 4 day weekend.

Hope everyone is having a good day.

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Posted by dan w on 05-06-2013 11:52 PM:

two and 1/2 inches of rain so far today, ------ see ya

Posted by rmcmillan on 05-07-2013 02:06 AM:

Dan
Rained here since lunch time. Foggy as heck.

Posted by BIGCASTLEDAWGS on 05-07-2013 02:10 AM:

Hi To All!

THANKS for all the congrats! I'm pretty happy and cant wait for our Next Visit!

Nice Pix Shannon, gorgeous birds, dawg and dirt bike! Bob will be jealous... ours were smaller...LOL... and the ones we still have are still smaller....
Funny joke Corky.... Brandon looks great nice truck too...

OK... Prayers to all in need, congrats to all who deserve it and.... I forget what everyone else posted about...lol...

The roofers were here today to start reroofing and I did NOTHING! I had a Great weekend with Mum and did NOTHING! lol.. and i"m still exhausted.... THe weather is still wonderful and I think that is all the news I have....

Have a Great Night, HappyHunting!! HEather

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Posted by dan w on 05-07-2013 02:19 AM:

3 and 2/10ths of rain now, not going to dump it till its over, ----- see ya

Posted by corky crowder on 05-07-2013 02:51 AM:

GOT THIS ONE EMAIL

My wife won't like it !

One day I accidentally overturned my cart.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course we were living at in Sarasota heard the noise and called out,

“Are you okay, what's your name?"

"It’s Paul, and I’m OK thanks," I replied.

"Paul, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted..

She was very pretty and persuasive.

"Well okay," I finally agreed and added, "but my wife won't like it."

After a restorative brandy and some driving and putting lessons, I thanked my host. Then I repeated, "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."

"Don't be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile, “She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Under the cart!" I said....

Posted by John Sisley on 05-07-2013 03:03 AM:

Good one Corky.

quote:
Originally posted by corky crowder
GOT THIS ONE EMAIL

My wife won't like it !

One day I accidentally overturned my cart.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course we were living at in Sarasota heard the noise and called out,

“Are you okay, what's your name?"

"It’s Paul, and I’m OK thanks," I replied.

"Paul, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted..

She was very pretty and persuasive.

"Well okay," I finally agreed and added, "but my wife won't like it."

After a restorative brandy and some driving and putting lessons, I thanked my host. Then I repeated, "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."

"Don't be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile, “She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Under the cart!" I said....

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Posted by BIGCASTLEDAWGS on 05-07-2013 03:58 AM:

LOL!!!

quote:
Originally posted by corky crowder
GOT THIS ONE EMAIL

My wife won't like it !

One day I accidentally overturned my cart.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course we were living at in Sarasota heard the noise and called out,

“Are you okay, what's your name?"

"It’s Paul, and I’m OK thanks," I replied.

"Paul, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted..

She was very pretty and persuasive.

"Well okay," I finally agreed and added, "but my wife won't like it."

After a restorative brandy and some driving and putting lessons, I thanked my host. Then I repeated, "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."

"Don't be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile, “She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Under the cart!" I said....

VERY GOOD ONE! lol...

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Posted by rmcmillan on 05-07-2013 11:47 AM:

54 degrees with heavy rain.
Corky
Good joke.
Have a good day.

Posted by vabluegal on 05-07-2013 12:42 PM:

Morning everyone! Another rainy day water really came up last nite!

Lol corky that a good 1!

Shannon can't blame ya for worrin ! Nice dirt bike tho!

Hope everyone has good day!!

Posted by corky crowder on 05-07-2013 06:41 PM:

GOOD AFTERNOON
HAD TO TAKE MOM BACK TO HOSPITAL YESTERDAY
DW
JUST CALLED HIS COMPUTER IS DOWN SAID RAIN GUAGE 5.3 INCHES STILL RAINING

Posted by wbond on 05-07-2013 08:00 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by corky crowder
THIS IS THE WAY BRANDON LEFT THE HOUSE DONT THINK HE WAS GOING COON HUNTING

Hey Corky were was he heading out to get hitched

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Posted by wbond on 05-07-2013 08:03 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Moonlightanna
My sons new toy !! Moms new prayer list !'

Shannon you going to let him ride you around

Posted by Moonlightanna on 05-07-2013 08:18 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by wbond
Shannon you going to let him ride you around

Heck no !!! I maybe stupid .. But not that stupid ... Jonathan only know .. 3 things .... Fast ....stop .... And oh "@&

;$(:?

Wb .. Where's the blue pup ?? Hee hee !!

Posted by corky crowder on 05-07-2013 08:47 PM:

WB
HE WAS READY FOR PROM AT SARAH'S SCHOOL
I'D LIKE TO SEE SHANNON ON THE MOTERCYCLE

Posted by rmcmillan on 05-07-2013 08:53 PM:

Shannon
Nice dirt bike let us see you on it.
Corky
Brandon looked like a gentleman how about a pic with his date. I remember my wifes Sr. Prom I liked after Prom the best. Lets just say I can not talk about it on here. I went to three Prom liked her two better than mine. Besides gal I took to mine was a stick in the mudd.

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