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Posted by Slough on 04-23-2013 10:04 PM:

A fellow stops by to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. They talk for a while and then the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my shoes please?"

The guest obliges and goes upstairs. There he sees his friend's daughters, both very good looking. Being the adventurous and quick thinking kind, he says: "Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me up here to make love to you!"

They stare at him and say, "That can't be!"

He replies, "OK, let's check!"

He shouts down the stairs to his friend, "Both of them?"

The reply comes back, "Yes, both of them!"

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Posted by dan w on 04-23-2013 11:32 PM:

------- corky thanks for taking pic this morning, turkey weighed 21 pounds, 9 3/4 inch beard, 1 inch spurs. ------ see ya

Posted by John Sisley on 04-24-2013 02:54 AM:

It was a beautiful day here. 70 and sunny.

DW - nice bird.

JL - good one.

Have a good night everyone.

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Posted by John Sisley on 04-24-2013 02:56 AM:

Why I Am now Divorced. . . .

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel
very well waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
Hoping my husband would be pleasant and say,
'Happy Birthday!',
And possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,
He barely said good morning,
Let alone ' Happy Birthday.'

I thought.... Well, that's marriage for you,
But the kids.... They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfasts
And didn't say a word..

So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office,
My handsome Boss Rick, said,
'Good Morning, lady,
And by the way
Happy Birthday! '

It felt a little better
That at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock ,
When Rick knocked on my door
And said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
And it is your Birthday,
What do you say we go out to lunch,
Just you and me..'

I said, 'Thanks, Rick,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day. Let's go!'

We went to lunch.
But we didn't go where we normally would go.
He chose instead a quiet bistro
With a private table.
We had two martinis each
And I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,
Rick said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office,
Do We?'

I responded, 'I guess not.
What do you have in mind?'
He said, 'Let's drop by my place,
it's just around the corner.'

After arriving at his house,
Rick turned to me and said,
If you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
Forjust a moment.
I'll be right back.'
'Ok..' I nervously replied.

He went into the bedroom and,
After a couple of minutes,
He came out
Carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed by my husband
My kids, and dozens of my friends
and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

And I just sat there....

On the couch.....

Naked.

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Posted by vabluegal on 04-24-2013 11:11 AM:

Morning everyone hope everyone well been prayin for those n need!

John an James they good ones lol

Nice bird DW good pixs!

Heather good to hear mum doing good ! Grandbaby yet?

Posted by rmcmillan on 04-24-2013 11:37 AM:

Good morning.
42 degrees here.
DW
Nice turkey.
Nice jokes everyone.
Prayers sent to all in need.

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Posted by Moonlightanna on 04-24-2013 01:31 PM:

Sorry I had to copy and paste like this ... I'm on my cell .. I thought this was funny !!!

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Posted by rmcmillan on 04-24-2013 03:21 PM:

Shannon
That was a good one.

Posted by Moonlightanna on 04-24-2013 03:28 PM:

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Originally posted by rmcmillan
Shannon
That was a good one.

Hahahahahaha !!!

thanks Rob

Every one have a great day !!!!!!
Very nice turkey !!!!!

yay yay !!

Heather is doing fine .. I couldn't get on last night .. And she wanted me to let every one know she's ok !!!

Posted by rmcmillan on 04-24-2013 08:48 PM:

Good afternoon everyone.
78 here, windy, sky is getting black to the west and it is thundering. They said about 4:00 we would get it. It is 3,48 now.

Dan
Just saw 6 gobblers 3 were good ones.

Going out for wings, fries and a cold one or three.

See ya all later.

Posted by wbond on 04-24-2013 09:28 PM:

Afternoon hope everyone is well Linkous has left on a fishing trip out in the Chesapeake Bay I think he took Rambler with him maybe to use as bait

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Posted by vabluegal on 04-24-2013 11:20 PM:

Evenin everyone!

Shannon that's was a good one lol!!

Rob we getin it now it a pretty good storm very strong wind an hard rain! Been a nice day up 2 now!

Hope everyone is well praying for those n need!

Posted by dan w on 04-24-2013 11:53 PM:

thanks for the thanks on the turkey everyone, i love my spring hunting but it gets harder every year. WB is link going to bring back some fish ???? ------ see ya

Posted by wbond on 04-25-2013 12:55 AM:

Dan I am not sure do you think a fish or even a shark would have anything to do with or bite a blue dog?????

Posted by dan w on 04-25-2013 02:37 AM:

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Originally posted by wbond
[B]Dan I am not sure do you think a fish or even a shark would have anything to do with or bite a blue dog????? [-------- i don;t think a shark would bite a blue dog, if so he would spit it right out. ------- see ya/B]

Posted by John Sisley on 04-25-2013 02:55 AM:

Good evening everyone. Nasty day here today. Middle 30's and rain.

Shannon - good one.

Have a great night everyone.

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Posted by Shaw72 on 04-25-2013 04:42 AM:

Hey everyone. Just got in took my old boy and youngster out tonight. Put up two pretty quick. In another couple of days we won't be able to see. Them leaves are coming out fast.

Dan great turkey.

Shannon that's some funny stuff there.

vabluegal we got lucky here,the storm stayed down your way.

wb now about fish and shark bait, it's best to use 1/4 redbone,1/4 black & tan and 1/2 walker to chum with. Than cut you a small piece of cur to put on your hook. Blutick won't work because they are to tough. Lol

Goodnight to all, prayers up.

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Posted by jyd on 04-25-2013 06:55 AM:

Wendell Bond..... I can't believe you would say such a thing about a Blue Hound???especially friend Linkous and Rambler ... I'm Shocked !!! But on a lighter note I was gonna ask you ? Next time you cull one of those Red Dogs you hunt call me ?? We have found they make the best Carp Doe you ever seen ... Everybody keeps asking us what's in it ? What's in it ? And why it's so Stinky ? And turns the water red ? But Wouldnt dare tell them our secret so we just call it Red Cull !!!! LOL if it wasnt for the dang liberals and their PETA we would go global with it... Here's our little sales jingle :: when fishing gets Dull .. Get some Red Cull !!!!!! We could make $$$millions.. You supply the culls and we will mass produce .... LOL !!! Love You Wendell LOL !!!

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Posted by rmcmillan on 04-25-2013 11:34 AM:

Morning all.
33 here now. Cooled down a good bit after storm. Still windy.
Bond
Link fishing for rock? A guy who works for us is off this week he guides rock fishing on his boat in chesapeake in Md.
JYD
I will have to try that red dog bait! How do " wal cur" s work?
Vabluegal
Storm was a good one for about 5 min. Then it just rained off n on.
Shawn
Wish it would have missed us also.
Shannon
Any other jokes? Went for wings last eve. Showed it to all the gang there they loved it.

Prayers sent to all.

Have a good day.

Posted by wbond on 04-25-2013 01:39 PM:

red dog cull ?????? a'nt never seen one I would bet them blue cheese specials would work better

Posted by Slough on 04-25-2013 01:52 PM:

Morn'n, aint goin fishing but will smell salt air before I sleep tonight.

JYD, just go by WB's house and pick one, they're all culls

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Posted by rmcmillan on 04-25-2013 03:52 PM:

Bond
I think wal curs better bait.

We are inspecting a bridge on Big Savage Mt in garrett co. Md, there was a light accumulation of snow on top of grass in shady areas.

Posted by corky crowder on 04-25-2013 06:28 PM:

GOOD AFTERNOON
SUNNY HERE HAD GOOD SHOWER LAST NIGHT SOME WIND
GOOD JOKES EVERYONE
VABLUE AND SHAWN
SEE YALL SAT AT TRI COUNTY
ROB
KEEP THAT SNOW UP THERE
WONDER IF HEATHER IS GRANDMAW YET

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Posted by BIGCASTLEDAWGS on 04-25-2013 09:15 PM:

HI GUYS AND GALS!

Mum GREAT NO baby yet and all is well!
FUNNY JOKES, great pix, AWESOME TURKEY DAN! and HELLO TO ALL!

My computer has been doing some sort of disk registry defrag for a few days..I tried a forced shut down today...giving up on it taking so LONG...but it started ALL OVER AGAIN FROM THE BEGINNING! LOL I didn't wanna get on here with bob's comp... cause I have to SHARE when he is home...I justg don't like to share...LOL.. Not really but it's a pain.... It is a WEIRD laptop!
All well with mum. She is doing remarkably well. I saw my own doc today and had gained 3 more of the lbs I'm supposed to be LOSING! LOL.. He did tell me as much as my cholesteral in high my GOOD chol is Very High..so it fights the bad so he sees no issue! WooHooo...but I GET BLOODWORK AGAIN IN mAY...lol. OOPS I hit caps lock! LOL... sorry... Anyway... RIck who is with mum m-f during work hours is SICK and wearing a mask to do her eyedrops and meds...the home health aides are not allowed to do them...
We are all patiently(sort of) waiting for baby Hannah! She has a few days left till she is "late".... we can't wait!
60 here. Sunny with a damp start. Been like that a few days with some damp some sun etc... and around 70 yesterday of the day before....
OK, Thanking you all again for prayers and giving prayers to all who need!
HappyHunting!!! Heather

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Posted by wbond on 04-26-2013 12:47 PM:

Morning all last night was such a cool night but with a full moon but I decided to go any way so I hunted a farm next to me but boarders a sub division on 1 side you want believe what happened

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