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Posted by dlinkous on 10-24-2012 02:27 PM:

Corky

I am so sorry about Hawk...seems like it happens to the good ones for sure...tell Brandon and the boss to hang in there we all prayer for their's and your comfort, he was sure a special dog

hope to see you guys at Ferrum Saturday for the festival

Linkous

Posted by dan w on 10-24-2012 05:21 PM:

Brandon & Corky sorry for your two losses, no words i can say will help but the Lords will, i;ll say prayers.------- see ya

Posted by Slough on 10-24-2012 07:48 PM:

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. One his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.

A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?"

The man replies "No; what do you mean?"

She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection it implies you called for me."

Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.

Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.

"No; what do you mean?" says the newcomer.

"You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she says.

The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee."

"But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."

The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old; I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day! I'm outta here.

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Posted by pttm08 on 10-24-2012 08:43 PM:

Corky,
I am so sorry for the horrible news. I hate to hear about your cousin and prayers for his family.
I also am so sorry to hear about Hawk. I know how much he meant to Brandon and your family. I wish there was something I could say or do to help with the pain. It is terrible that is for sure.

If you all need anything don't be afraid to reach out. I will do what I can to help your family out.

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Posted by BIGCASTLEDAWGS on 10-25-2012 12:39 AM:

Hello Everyone

Corky.....
Bob and I are heartbroken for you and Brandon and your whole family and your cousins friends as well.... You will all be in our thoughts and in our Prayers....
Hawk will live on in your hearts and especially in Brandons. The time you have put into that BEAUTIFUL coondog will on be GOOD for your future....he was a good partner for you and your next partnership will grow BECAUSE of the time you spent with Hawk.

Sincerely Sorry, Heather and Bob

I will be posting some pix at some point. Might not get to it tonight cause I've gotta play catch up but I did get some to photobucket. Spent the day dealing with pix yesterday and was too tired to get on here.... but I've got a start! I still have about a bazillion pix to crop and eventually get dealt with but mostly game cam stuff, lil birds etc... not too exciting.

Will get back here later if I can, Heather

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Posted by John Sisley on 10-25-2012 01:06 AM:

Corky

Sorry for the loss of your cousin and for the loss of Hawk. I will be praying for you and your family.

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Posted by John Sisley on 10-25-2012 01:07 AM:

OMG .... THIS IS FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!

quote:
Originally posted by Slough
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. One his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.

A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?"

The man replies "No; what do you mean?"

She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection it implies you called for me."

Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.

Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.

"No; what do you mean?" says the newcomer.

"You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she says.

The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee."

"But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."

The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old; I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day! I'm outta here.

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Posted by BIGCASTLEDAWGS on 10-25-2012 02:16 AM:

Shannon

.... was so upset reading about Corky and Brandons losses that I forgot to say CONGRATS on that beautiful, TENDER little buck! Bet that will be a hunt always remembered for BOTH of you!

keep having FUN together, heather

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Posted by Moonlightanna on 10-25-2012 03:03 AM:

Heather ... That's ok .. I've cryied all day about hawk !! It's the very same thing that happened to my Anna .. I think God I had my best friend help me make it thru the day ... I'm sooo upset about it ... My heart is heavy and my mind is thinking of the day it all happened to her .. And I'm feeling such pain for Brandon and corky !! I couldn't even post today bc I would start crying ...
Love you much Mrs heather !! Thank you !! Christian was very happy !! He missed a 8 pt last night .. But will try again this week ... Strawberry said ... The 8 pt. is hers on Friday morning !!! You know it's gonna to terrible if she kills him ... Lol .. Christian will be mad !!

Thanks again !! My sweet little friend !!

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Posted by corky crowder on 10-25-2012 04:37 AM:

WE WANT TO THANK EVERY ONE FOR THE PRAYERS AND THOUGHTS
CORKY
BRANDON
LINDA [THE BOSS]

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Posted by wbond on 10-25-2012 05:23 AM:

Bond Boys

Myself and my oldest son got out hunting tonight not often I can get him out he stays to busy or so he says anyway we did not have a lot of time to take pics kinda had to hit and run

Oh yeah Shannon tell Christian grads on the buck did he cut its heart out and eat ?

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Posted by Slough on 10-25-2012 12:35 PM:

Morn'n

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Posted by Moonlightanna on 10-25-2012 12:40 PM:

Good morning James ... Have a nice day.. Try not to work so hard !!
Yesterday's joke .....lmbo..

Good morning every one !! It's a new day !!

Posted by Slough on 10-25-2012 01:12 PM:

Bond, I understand you trying to get Link in trouble, but setting your own blood up for the DNR, momma aint gona be happy.

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Posted by dlinkous on 10-25-2012 01:18 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Slough
Bond, I understand you trying to get Link in trouble, but setting your own blood up for the DNR, momma aint gona be happy.

James the apple don't fall far from the tree...heck i had to call Bond and warn him the game warden was around one of our hunting area's last night, seems he has a issue with Bond and I...can't imagine why ???

but now this one works for me so hopefully i can be a POSITIVE influence on him...

Linkous

Posted by Slough on 10-25-2012 01:32 PM:

OLD people have problems that you haven't
even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his
Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical
exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take
this jar home and bring back a semen sample
tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man re-appeared
at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
which was as clean and empty as on the
previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried
with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand, but still nothing..

'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, still nothing.

'She even called up Arleen, the lady next door
and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your
neighbor?'

The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get
the jar open.'

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Posted by Slough on 10-25-2012 01:34 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by dlinkous
James the apple don't fall far from the tree...heck i had to call Bond and warn him the game warden was around one of our hunting area's last night, seems he has a issue with Bond and I...can't imagine why ???

but now this one works for me so hopefully i can be a POSITIVE influence on him...

Linkous

Fla. DNR have made cases and won in court from pictures taken from the internet.

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Posted by dlinkous on 10-25-2012 01:35 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Slough
Fla. DNR have made cases and won in court from pictures taken from the internet.

im going to break Bonds camera

Posted by Slough on 10-25-2012 01:36 PM:

Our government isn't the only one screwed up....

"An Italian court this week sentenced six scientists to six years in jail on manslaughter charges for their failure to predict an earthquake in 2009 that left 300 people dead."

http://www.cnn.com/2012/10/23/world/...lty/index.html

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Posted by wbond on 10-25-2012 01:41 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by dlinkous
James the apple don't fall far from the tree...heck i had to call Bond and warn him the game warden was around one of our hunting area's last night, seems he has a issue with Bond and I...can't imagine why ???

but now this one works for me so hopefully i can be a POSITIVE influence on him...

Linkous

Yea after the heads up about the game warden I made that spot my last drop I figured he got tried of looking for Link by than

Posted by wbond on 10-25-2012 01:45 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Slough
Fla. DNR have made cases and won in court from pictures taken from the internet.

Florida DNR sound like a bunch of trouble makes to me

speaking of trouble BB has been awful quiet after the first few days in Canada Link must have told him were are the Brothel's are at

Posted by corky crowder on 10-25-2012 02:34 PM:

GOOD MORNING
BEAUTIFUL DAY HERE
JAMES
GOOD JOKES
WB
AT LEAST HE IS IN FRONT OF THE SIGN
MAYBE STRAWBERRY PUT A LOCK ON HIS PHONE

Posted by Moonlightanna on 10-25-2012 05:04 PM:

Good to hear from you corky ..it's a beautiful day here down south !! Nice and 84 !!!

Well... I had a warning flash before me ... That this will be me in 30 years if I don't loose weight and get a better job to buy me a shirt , instead of using my paints as both !!!!!! Boobs will be tube socks !!!!! Bah hahaha !! Hell already got those !!! Lmbo !!

Posted by wbond on 10-25-2012 05:51 PM:

WOW !!!!!!

quote:
Originally posted by Moonlightanna
Good to hear from you corky ..it's a beautiful day here down south !! Nice and 84 !!!

Well... I had a warning flash before me ... That this will be me in 30 years if I don't loose weight and get a better job to buy me a shirt , instead of using my paints as both !!!!!! Boobs will be tube socks !!!!! Bah hahaha !! Hell already got those !!! Lmbo !!

Really is that you ? I am not going to repeat what Linkous e mailed me

but I guess hunting Blue dogs does really take a tole on ya

Posted by Moonlightanna on 10-25-2012 05:57 PM:

Re: WOW !!!!!!

quote:
Originally posted by wbond
Really is that you ? I am not going to repeat what Linkous e mailed me but I guess hunting Blue dogs does really take a tole on ya

Link .. Ain't emailed you nut-ing !!! Lol ..

Wb ... THAT'S MY GRAND MOTHER !!! ....

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