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Originally posted by corky crowder
LINK AND WB SURE HAVE BEEN QUIET THEY MUST BE UP TO SOMETHING

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Good morning smoke has cleared Link I am telling is a whupped man he has too much house cleaning and cooking and washing to do no free time at all hunting is over for him

Heather glad your Mom is ok

Shannon that Blue dogs looks like a real couch potato

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"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government."
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Heather sorry for your ( PATS ) yesterday, glad mums better,.......... what have yawl done with Link ?????????...... see ya

Dan Link is trading in his truck for a mini van he is the married man driving around in a minne van

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The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. ~~ Thomas Jefferson

"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have"

Thomas Jefferson

"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government."
Thomas Jefferson

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Originally posted by wbond
Dan Link is trading in his truck for a mini van he is the married man driving around in a minne van

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "if I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen".

This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the Mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The priest said, "you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen." The Mayor started to laugh, realizing that no-one had told the new priest about the code word.

Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, Your wife fell three times this week

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Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, ' I bet any minute now some senior citizen is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.'

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior citizen walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked

"What are you sellin' here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling assh*les."

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You're doing well. Only two left."

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Hello everyone,
Nice bear BB I bet the lady was excited to get that one.

Hope everyone has had a good weekend. I have a huge honey do list I have been working on while the honey is cruisin around the Bahamas so if anyone gets bored I have enough for all. It also expands into all fields, cleaning,painting, carpentry, you name it.


Hope everyone has a nice start off to the week. And has a good day.

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Originally posted by Slough
That or they are laying low till the smoke clears

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One day George was betting on the ponies nearly losing his shirt, when he noticed a priest who had stepped out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race. Lo and behold, this horse (a very long shot) won the race.

George was most interested to see what the priest did in the next race. Sure enough, he watched the priest step out onto the track as the 5th race horses lined up, and placed his blessing on the forehead of one of the horses. George made a beeline for the window and placed a small bet on the horse. Again, though another long shot, the horse won.

George collected his winnings and anxiously waited to see which horse the priest bestowed his blessing on for the 6th race. The priest showed, blessed a horse. George bet on it and won!

George was elated. As the day went on, the priest continued blessing one of the horses and it always came in first. George began to pull in some serious money and by the last race, he knew his wildest dreams were going to come true. He made a quick stop at the bank and withdrew every penny he owned, and awaited the priest's blessing that would tell him which horse to place the bet on.

True to his pattern, the priest stepped out onto the track before the last race and blessed the forehead, eyes, ears and hooves of one of the horses. George placed his bet -- every cent he owned -- and watched the horse come in last. George was dumbfounded!

He made his way to the track and when he found the priest, he demanded, "What happened, Father? All day you blessed horses and they won. The last race, you bless a horse and he loses. Now I've lost my life savings thanks to you!"

The priest nodded wisely and said, "That's the problem with you Protestants."

"You can't tell the difference between a simple blessing and the Last Rites."

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy.

"It's not my fault, Miss Crabtree. You can blame this on my Dad. The reason I'm three hours late is because my Dad sleeps naked."

Now Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-some years. She asked little Sammy what he meant, despite her mounting fears.

Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Sammy and trouble were old friends, but he always told the truth.

"Miss Crabtree, at the ranch we have a coyote. The past few nights it ate hens and killed Mom's best milk goat. Last night, when Dad heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his gun and said to Mom, "That coyote's back and I'm going to get him!"

"Stay back, he yelled to all us kids!"

He was naked as a jaybird, no boots, no pants, no shirt!

He crawled right up and stuck that double barrel through the window of the coop. As he stared into the darkness with the coyote on his mind, our old hound dog, Zeke, woke up and snuck up behind Daddy.

Then we all looked on helpless as old Zeke stuck that cold nose in Dad's crack!

"Miss Crabtree, we been cleaning chickens since three this morning!"

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hope everyone takes their camera tonite, we should have some good pics in the morning, WB you take that walker dog, want to be sure we tree a coon!!!!!!!!! .............. see ya

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Originally posted by dan w
, WB you take that walker dog, want to be sure we tree a coon!!!!!!!!! .............. see ya

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Originally posted by dlinkous
Linkous cut wood all weekend...and feels it today
Kill season opens tonight...Bond will FINALLY be legal, I might start hunting with him again now since he cant hurt my law abiding citizenship state carrying that gun around all the time, suppose to get down close to 40 tonight, super hunting weather, leaves are starting to fall pretty good, time to put that walker up Bond

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Unfortantly i got more to cut...dang oldest daughter moved in a house that has a wood stove so not only am cutting for me but son in law been over loading his dang truck up...i dont think I will ever get her off the payroll around here

Bond is all talk, that is why is nick name is Wendy, he is full of hot air, glad you stuck up for me, daddy always said if they talking about you son it just means they wish they were being ya...LOL

it always tickles me when i wall in a clubhouse and hear OMG Linkous is here...hee hee

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Originally posted by dlinkous
Kill season opens tonight...Bond will FINALLY be legal, time to put that walker up Bond

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Originally posted by Richard Lambert
He will probably quit now. Being legal will take all of the fun out of it for an outlaw like Bond. I sure did mess up when I named my poor lil female after him! She thinks that she is an outlaw.

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Linkous, it is only a matter of time before she gets me in trouble and it will be all Bond's fault!

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Originally posted by Richard Lambert
it will be all Bond's fault!

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Our season comes in tonight or I reckon it came in at midnight this morning. I live in probably one of the few 100 year old houses that doesnt even have a chimney. My grandfather moved onto it after my greatgrandfather died in 63. Said he had done cut all the fire wood he was gona cut. Took out 2 fireplace ( 1 was a double) and the chimney for the wood stove.

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WB has one real good thing about him, it is the Walker dog, go get;em WB............. see ya

Richard now you can hunt all of them places with the hunter welcome signs

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The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. ~~ Thomas Jefferson

"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have"

Thomas Jefferson

"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government."
Thomas Jefferson

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Originally posted by Slough
You cut any extra, I could use some cooking wood. WB been flopping his jaws bad about ya. I was the only one to take up fer ya. Let him hunt that walker, he needs to loose some weight. After walkin to all them there slick trees, he will beg you to bring ole rambler.

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For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord , thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end..... JER. 29:11

Re: Re: Fla. State Possum Champion

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Originally posted by wbond
James you look good with that red dog its a natural fit

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Good Evening!

Hi Everyone! Was a BEAUTIFUL day here today, tee shirt weather around 70 in the shade. Very nice. Fresh air in house all day! WOoooHOoo! I accomplished NOTHING!

Thanks about Mum. She is still doing well and will see her reg. Dr tomorrow. She is remarkable!

The Pats... wow... Brady was not playing well. It was amazing the game was that close in the end AND... that QB for the SeaHawks was a DELIGHT to watch! We ended up loving the game and hating the results... Bob and I both appreciate good play and that dude(Cant recall name now) and his receivers were HOT! He should be pleased. Nice to see our old coach Pete Carroll have such success.

Hope you all have a GRETA night! HappyHunting Heather

PS... I also hope there are CAMERAS flashing!

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