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Posted by Slough on 09-20-2012 03:24 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by dlinkous
I dont drive trains either

Do they let you blow the horn?

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Posted by dlinkous on 09-20-2012 03:26 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Slough
Do they let you blow the horn?

no Im the guy shoveling the coal...LOL

Posted by Moonlightanna on 09-20-2012 03:32 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Slough
Aint no politician, a lowly mechanic, machinst, wrecker driver-operator, parts salesman, dogfood salesman, ag parts salesman, inventory manager, bad debt collector( aint real good in that dept ), floor sweeper, complaint dept. ( customer & employee ), bathroom cleaner, ect. ect, and still broke.

But what he said after a drink or 12 is some lowly ( in his opinion ) person deleted his post so he came over here to vent. It is OK with me, cause most of us on here are venting professionals.

Now James .. I knew you and link had all the answers !!! And I'm with ya !!! I don't mind at all .. That's what we are all here for !!!!! Vent on...... I'm venting ... Hahaha ..

and speaking truth all at the same time .. But thanks for y'all explaining !! I remember the post Lyle posted some time ago about us on the thread .. It touched my heart !!

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Posted by Moonlightanna on 09-20-2012 03:52 PM:

Link... I bet it's by your own choosing !! Hahahahaha

Posted by corky crowder on 09-20-2012 05:03 PM:

I ALLWAYS ENJOY ILYLES POST
SHANNON
NOT COOL ENOUGH FOR HAND WARMERS UNTILL 20S

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Posted by Moonlightanna on 09-20-2012 05:27 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by corky crowder
I ALLWAYS ENJOY ILYLES POST
SHANNON
NOT COOL ENOUGH FOR HAND WARMERS UNTILL 20S

Corky .. I'm just an ol ga.southern lady .. I'm not use to the 20's .. I would be froze stiff !! Hahahahaha !!

I've been trying to talk jack into coming with us to va to hunt with those reds !! He's got a good B&T .. I KNOW I will have my blue treeing by next season !' Yay yay !!! I'm about to bust !!! I can't wait till she gets here !!! Then if Bb don't show ,I'll have to take her to Suffolk !!! Lol .. Watch out bb !! jacks been working with me a good bit .. I sure have enjoyed hunting !! What a great outlet !!

so glad I have some one to help me get where I wanna go !! Good friends are hard to come by , that will stay and help you accomplish your goal the best they can .. Tony is the same way .. I've been very blessed to have my friends ..

Posted by Slough on 09-20-2012 06:20 PM:

She is going to kill me - Funny Story

Tomasz moved from Poland to the USA and married an American woman. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along reasonably well.

One day, he rushes to a lawyer’s office and asks if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances. So, he asks him
the following questions:

Lawyer: Have you any grounds?
Tomasz: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home, back in Poland.

Lawyer: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
Tomasz: It made of concrete.

Lawyer (grudges): I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
Tomasz: No, we have carport and not need any garages.

Lawyer: I mean, what are your relations like?
Tomasz: All my relations still in Poland.

Lawyer (exasperated): Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
Tomasz: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good quality DVD player.

Lawyer: Does your wife beat you up?
Tomasz: No, I always up before her.

Lawyer (almost gives up): Can you please tell me why do you want this divorce?
Tomasz: She going to kill me.

Lawyer: What makes you think that?
Tomasz: I got proof.

Lawyer: What kind of proof?
Tomasz: She going to poison me.

Lawyer: How?
Tomasz: She buy a bottle at the drugstore and put on bathroom shelf. I can read it. It say in big capital letters “POLISH REMOVER”

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Posted by Slough on 09-20-2012 06:22 PM:

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua

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Posted by Moonlightanna on 09-20-2012 06:49 PM:

How you think these look ??? I've been looking at these boots for 3 years !! I love them ..lol .. I wear boots with dresses, shorts , jeans, just don't think I can wear these coon huntin !! Lol !!
Funny James !!!
http://www.oldgringoboots.com/Boots....aspx?bootid=49

Posted by corky crowder on 09-20-2012 10:36 PM:

SHANNON
BET YOU WOULD LOOK GOOD IN THOSE
BB BETTER WATCH OUT THOSE POINTED T0ES COULD HURT

DW WONT BE ON FOR A FEW DAYS HIS COMPUTER CRASHED

Posted by wbond on 09-21-2012 03:49 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Moonlightanna
How you think these look ??? I've been looking at these boots for 3 years !! I love them ..lol .. I wear boots with dresses, shorts , jeans, just don't think I can wear these coon huntin !! Lol !!
Funny James !!!
http://www.oldgringoboots.com/Boots....aspx?bootid=49

well I be dad gumed David has a pair that looks just like that !!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by wbond on 09-21-2012 03:51 AM:

DW WONT BE ON FOR A FEW DAYS HIS COMPUTER CRASHED [/B][/QUOTE]

it was that dang bluetick trophy they slow everything down

Posted by Slough on 09-21-2012 12:31 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by wbond
well I be dad gumed David has a pair that looks just like that !!!!!!!!!!!

I bet he keeps them toes shined on your rearend.

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Posted by corky crowder on 09-21-2012 12:49 PM:

GOODMORNING
54 DEG
HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GOOD DAY

Posted by Slough on 09-21-2012 01:47 PM:

One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon.

"It's certainly not a ship," he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.

Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.

She approaches the stunned man and says to him, "Tell me how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years," replies the Irishman.

With that, she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Faith and begorah! Is that good!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of good Irish Whiskey?" she asks him.

Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years."

She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says, "Tis absolutely fantastic!"

At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man and asks, "And how long has it been since you've played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the man falls to his knees and sobs, "Oh, Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too."

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Posted by Slough on 09-21-2012 03:07 PM:

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the wife."

"Oh yeah?" said Charlie, "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," Mike replied, "She came to me on her hands and knees.

"Really," said Charles, "Now that's a switch! What did she say?"

She said, "Come out from under the bed, you coward!"

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Posted by dlinkous on 09-21-2012 06:05 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Slough
I bet he keeps them toes shined on your rearend.

If they ain't snake proof I don't want them

Posted by Slough on 09-21-2012 06:19 PM:

I dont even own a pair of snake boots.

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Posted by dlinkous on 09-21-2012 06:21 PM:

Truth be told me either

Posted by corky crowder on 09-21-2012 06:37 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by dlinkous
Truth be told me either

BOND SAID YOU DONT NEED SNAKE BOOTS SITTING THE TRUCK WAITING FOR HIM TO GET BACK WITH THE DOGS

Posted by dlinkous on 09-21-2012 06:42 PM:

We telling he truth Corky. Your talking About WB so there goes the truth. His mouth ain't no prayer book you know

Posted by Moonlightanna on 09-21-2012 07:15 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by corky crowder
BOND SAID YOU DONT NEED SNAKE BOOTS SITTING THE TRUCK WAITING FOR HIM TO GET BACK WITH THE DOGS

Hahahahahah ....

Posted by corky crowder on 09-21-2012 07:19 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by dlinkous
We telling he truth Corky. Your talking About WB so there goes the truth. His mouth ain't no prayer book you know

YOU DONT MEAN BOND WOULD TELL SOMETHING THATS NOT THE TRUTH

Posted by Slough on 09-21-2012 07:20 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by corky crowder
YOU DONT MEAN BOND WOULD TELL SOMETHING THATS NOT THE TRUTH

Not without moving his lips

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Posted by Moonlightanna on 09-21-2012 07:36 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by corky crowder
SHANNON
BET YOU WOULD LOOK GOOD IN THOSE
BB BETTER WATCH OUT THOSE POINTED T0ES COULD HURT

DW WONT BE ON FOR A FEW DAYS HIS COMPUTER CRASHED

Thank you corky ..

and you're right bb better ... Lol lol

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