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Posted by wbond on 09-18-2012 02:54 AM:

New hunting

when I get them blue flat landers up here











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Posted by Moonlightanna on 09-18-2012 03:00 AM:

Wendell ... That is simply beautiful !!! Thank you for posting !!

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Posted by wbond on 09-18-2012 03:00 AM:














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The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. ~~ Thomas Jefferson

"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have"

Thomas Jefferson

"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government."
Thomas Jefferson


Posted by corky crowder on 09-18-2012 12:20 PM:

GOODMORNING
68 DEG POURING RAIN
SHANNON
NICE PIC
BOND NICE PIC
JAMES
YOU GETTING RAIN

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Posted by Slough on 09-18-2012 12:31 PM:

Morn'n, storms moved thru last night, may have got a couple tenth's. Road wasnt even muddy. Round 2 supose to come this morning, was lightning to the west before daybreak.

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Posted by bbbuckbuster on 09-18-2012 01:16 PM:

Wbond I like the new hunting spot. When we goin????

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Posted by dan w on 09-18-2012 01:24 PM:

WB

quote:
Originally posted by wbond














-------- nice pics WB, i don:t think you will have to worry about the flat landers coming after posting those pics.-------- see ya


Posted by Moonlightanna on 09-18-2012 01:33 PM:

Bb... You're flatter than we are honey ..!!

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"Pr" Moonlight Anna R.I.P.-
(you were a world class champion to me !)

SHOW CH ' Rays Moonlight Anna's Dream.. MOLLY
FCH CH' PR' Ray's Moonlight Anna's Dream..MOLLY
"Pr" Hannah Ruth's saving angel .... Roo

My heart WILL FOREVER BELONG to my Blueticks..

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord , thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end..... JER. 29:11


Posted by Slough on 09-18-2012 01:41 PM:

Re: New hunting

quote:
Originally posted by wbond
when I get them blue flat landers up here














Last pic I saw of you, your figure is getting like mine, so I am calling BS on you hunting there.

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Posted by dlinkous on 09-18-2012 01:51 PM:

James he sets in the truck while Linkous goes and gets the dogs


Posted by Slough on 09-18-2012 02:21 PM:

Rye Bread
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.


The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want five loaves."
She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this stuff but me.

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Posted by Slough on 09-18-2012 02:22 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by dlinkous
James he sets in the trick while Linkous goes and gets the dogs


Well you can get mine while your out there, I'll snore, i mean I'll hollar you back.

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Posted by dlinkous on 09-18-2012 02:39 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Slough
Well you can get mine while your out there, I'll snore, i mean I'll hollar you back.


It will be a race to see who can go to sleep the fastest between you and Bond...don't have to hollar I will mark the truck with my GPS or just follow Rambler on the lead he will get me back...LOL Just set the ringer on high on your phone in case I need you guys to drive around


Posted by Slough on 09-18-2012 02:46 PM:

A blind man enters a Ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender: "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says: "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 160 LB. blonde
woman with a black belt in Karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is
blonde and is a proffesional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde
and is a proffesional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares: "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times

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Posted by Slough on 09-18-2012 02:51 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by dlinkous
It will be a race to see who can go to sleep the fastest between you and Bond...don't have to hollar I will mark the truck with my GPS or just follow Rambler on the lead he will get me back...LOL Just set the ringer on high on your phone in case I need you guys to drive around


Could do like one of my now ex hunting buddies did me one night. Me and another boy was in a thick spot on the slough. Wasnt very deep but was trying to lead some young dogs out amongst the bambo vines and saplings. Every time I would hollar to him he would be left or right. After bout 30 minutes trying to get out of a spot we werent 10 minutes deep in, I pulled out my compass and walked out. The SOB was walking back and forth on the bank of the slough.

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Posted by Slough on 09-18-2012 02:53 PM:

Sarah, Newt & Mitt were captured by terrorists. After a quick "trial" they were all sentenced to death.

They put Mitt up against the wall and as they were preparing to shoot he raises his eyes skyward and loudly shouts "tornado". The executioners look up and in the confusion Mitt escapes through a small gate in the wall.

Next the put Newt against the wall. As they are preparing to shoot he looks toward the sea and shouts "cyclone". Again the executioners look away and he too escapes through the small gate.

Finally they put Sarah up against the wall. She has it all figured out now. All she has to do is shout out about a catastrophe and she will be able to slip out that little gate. As they are lined up to do her in they raise their rifles. Now's my chance she says to herself. She looks right behind the executioners and in her loudest voice shouts out "fire".

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Posted by Moonlightanna on 09-18-2012 02:56 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Slough
A blind man enters a Ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender: "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says: "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 160 LB. blonde
woman with a black belt in Karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is
blonde and is a proffesional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde
and is a proffesional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares: "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times



Bah hahahahahah !!!

__________________
"Pr" Moonlight Anna R.I.P.-
(you were a world class champion to me !)

SHOW CH ' Rays Moonlight Anna's Dream.. MOLLY
FCH CH' PR' Ray's Moonlight Anna's Dream..MOLLY
"Pr" Hannah Ruth's saving angel .... Roo

My heart WILL FOREVER BELONG to my Blueticks..

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord , thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end..... JER. 29:11


Posted by Slough on 09-18-2012 03:13 PM:

The Alabama preacher said to his Congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a
Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this
Christian family."

No one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and
confess your transgression. "

Again all was quiet.

Then slowly, Shan rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has
been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends you were a wizard under the sheets."

The preacher fainted, and the congregation roared.

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Posted by dan w on 09-18-2012 04:05 PM:

rain

3&1/2 inches of rain so far today. see ya


Posted by dlinkous on 09-18-2012 04:12 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Slough
Could do like one of my now ex hunting buddies did me one night. Me and another boy was in a thick spot on the slough. Wasnt very deep but was trying to lead some young dogs out amongst the bambo vines and saplings. Every time I would hollar to him he would be left or right. After bout 30 minutes trying to get out of a spot we werent 10 minutes deep in, I pulled out my compass and walked out. The SOB was walking back and forth on the bank of the slough.


Was his name Bond? sounds like something he would do...like cutting the collar off on the dog at the truck that you were using to get back to the truck with your GPS, guess I'm not smart enough to make him a ex hunting buddy...LOL


Posted by dlinkous on 09-18-2012 04:15 PM:

Re: rain

quote:
Originally posted by dan w
3&1/2 inches of rain so far today. see ya


Its a FROG strangling up here on the mountain also


Posted by Moonlightanna on 09-18-2012 04:41 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Slough
The Alabama preacher said to his Congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a
Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this
Christian family."

No one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and
confess your transgression. "

Again all was quiet.

Then slowly, Shan rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has
been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends you were a wizard under the sheets."

The preacher fainted, and the congregation roared.




Well at least Shan had nerve to stand up and be HONEST .. Cause she knew she'd be forgiven !!!!'.
Bah hahahaha ....James !!!! You are on a roll !! Limbo !!

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"Pr" Moonlight Anna R.I.P.-
(you were a world class champion to me !)

SHOW CH ' Rays Moonlight Anna's Dream.. MOLLY
FCH CH' PR' Ray's Moonlight Anna's Dream..MOLLY
"Pr" Hannah Ruth's saving angel .... Roo

My heart WILL FOREVER BELONG to my Blueticks..

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord , thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end..... JER. 29:11


Posted by wbond on 09-18-2012 04:48 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by dlinkous
It will be a race to see who can go to sleep the fastest between you and Bond...don't have to hollar I will mark the truck with my GPS or just follow Rambler on the lead he will get me back...LOL Just set the ringer on high on your phone in case I need you guys to drive around


Now Link the first time you used the GPS we walked 2 miles in the wrong direction and the 2nd time we had to go find you in the Lions den

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The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. ~~ Thomas Jefferson

"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have"

Thomas Jefferson

"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government."
Thomas Jefferson


Posted by dlinkous on 09-18-2012 04:50 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by wbond
Now Link the first time you used the GPS we walked 2 miles in the wrong direction and the 2nd time we had to go find you in the Lions den


first time was your GPS and you were using it...second time you and Buck set in the truck and Linkous found you two in the Lions Den...you got old timers diesase Bond...you forget in your advantage to much


Posted by wbond on 09-18-2012 04:50 PM:

Re: Re: New hunting

quote:
Originally posted by Slough
Last pic I saw of you, your figure is getting like mine, so I am calling BS on you hunting there.


James if mine get where I do want to go I just whistle and they come right back Link has not learned that trick yet

__________________
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. ~~ Thomas Jefferson

"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have"

Thomas Jefferson

"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government."
Thomas Jefferson


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