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Will do. Linda wants me to tell you guys the Toody Veach story so here goes----Him and old dry bag (Gus Phipps) went coon hunting one night and Toody had to pinch a loaf so off to the side he went and done his business. And a little while later old Gus kept asking Toody did you step in dog poop? And old Toody said no I don't thinks so. So they went on walking through the woods a little more and the dogs come treed and they shot out the coon and old dry bag asked him again are you sure you didn't step in dog crap? And Toody said no I didn't!! So they cut the dogs loose and was standing there listening to them run and Toody said I keep smelling that smell now!! So they got to checking everything out and old Toody when he pinched his loaf he dumped it in the hood of his Carhart Jacket so it unzipped and off it went in the holler along with the smell END OF ACCURATE HUNT REPORT Any body else got a weird or funny hunting story? Rex You got one better than the guy in his night robe?

Love the stories. Keep them coming.lol

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went to the vet one day..walked up to the door and reached for the handle ,before I could grab it ,it turned and started to open.the door swung to the outside..my old dog seen the door swing part way open and he started through it..at the same time the woman that opened the door ,her cat started through it at the same time..they met on the threshold.my old dog scooped up that cat in one snort..HOLY COW./I was mortified..the old dog had the coon kill'en grip on him ,woman was screaming ,cat was a screaming..I could hear the rib bones a popping and a snapping..I jumped a straddle of him and went to pounding on his head.screaming DEAD COON DEAD let go you S.O.B..finally got the cat pried from his jaws..he's a baying and a treeing barking..there was 3 or 4 other dogs in the waiting room he had them lit up ,all a barking and a snarling.. he is strutting around like he has done a great thing..I felt lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut..I apologized to the woman about 50 times..Lorna Lanman said I told you not to bring that **** cat in here unless it was in a pet carrier..I apologized to Lorna..she said it ain't your fault ,Mr. Buttons about got ate the last time he was here by a Doverman..Lorna rushed Mr.Buttons in to the emergency operating room,sadly Mr. Buttons didn't make..I offered to pay for the cat and the vet bill.Lorna said no way..its her fault her cats dead.I started going to another vet.I just couldn't go back there..

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Instead of kill the rabbit it was killed the puddy killed the puddy. LOL Mike and Chuck your turn !!!!

30 years later its funny but it wasn't at the time..blood on the floor and walls and ceiling of the waiting room .cat eye under the magazine rack..needless to say we didn't get our injection that day..

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It probably wasn't funny at the time but you know how TD is about cats laughed and laughed.

I am listening now. keep them coming.

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Good mornin' everyone---hope this day fines y'all doin' good. Today I hope I get to work in dry dirt, yesterday mud mud and more mud, they needed the rain but made my job harder.

btt

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30 years later its funny but it wasn't at the time..blood on the floor and walls and ceiling of the waiting room .cat eye under the magazine rack..needless to say we didn't get our injection that day..

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Good morning all

good morning..

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Morning everyone

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Heading to Centralia tonight and hunt with two guys that I know very good. Hope they go easy on me. My buddy I hunt with down here is going with me. It will be late time I get back home. It is a beautiful day and a nice breeze blowing. Had to go get my niece and take her to work today. Any way wish me luck that we tree a coon.lol

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good luck tonight Mikey,,you take it easy on them boys tonight.looking forward to an ACCURATE report.....anybody here use photobucket and are you having any problems downloading pic.'s today?....

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Rex I use photobucket but not today. What is it doing?

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hey mike would you try it..doesn't seem like the page is loading..don't know if its the site or my account there..thanks

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I had no problem with it loading. Maybe they might have been doing maintenance work on it when you tried it.

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Went to Effingham today 2 times only seen 2 coons their taking it easy on them. Good luck tonight Mike hope you get a 1000 plus points. Sometimes Linda has trouble with photobucket but hasn't put anything on lately.

good morning you fine folks..nice and cool here...Mike did you tree a sack full ?

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Rex did you have trouble with ukc website this morning I did? Thanks for the recipes pudding ones I had cookies and candy I didn't will try them out. May not hear from Mike till a lot later if he got in late. Anxious to hear what happened.

Good morning guys.Got home at 1:00am. Woke up at 6:00am. Begin accurate report. Made first drop dogs struck in 10 seconds. Dogs split my dog and my buddy dog and Bobby dog went deep running and David dog went the opposite way. The three dogs finally got treed 485 yards. My buddy Jason and Bobby took off for the dogs. I stayed with David and his dog got treed right on the edge of the road we were standing on. Walked to him about 100 yards and seen the coon soon has we walked in there. We got David dog and sent him south. After about 10minutes other guys came back and we turned our dogs back south. Yes they seen a coon. Next time they opened they were 1/2 mile in there. David and Bobby got in the side x side and went to our dogs. Mean while Jason dog treed and went to her. Couldn't even shine the tree. It was so thick around it. We got back to the truck and in about 30 minutes here comes the Rhino. They had another coon. We loaded dog up and headed for the second place. Turned them loose same three dogs went south and David dog went north. All dogs treed. Bobby and Jason went to our dogs and David and I went to his dog. It looked like a jungle in there. I finally found the coon sitting low. The other guys got back and they seen a coon. The total coons were 4 coons and 5 trees. End of accurate report. Fingers are sore from typing so much. But all in all I would call it a excellent hunt.

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Morning and yes TROUBLE

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Rex did you have trouble with ukc website this morning I did? Thanks for the recipes pudding ones I had cookies and candy I didn't will try them out. May not hear from Mike till a lot later if he got in late. Anxious to hear what happened.

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Mike, Sounds like a heck of a night. I retracted my last post. Are you feeling ok today or wore out? You waited such a long time to get to go I'm glad the dogs did so well!!!!!

Hey Chuck hows it going? Do you have forums on your gold prospecting sites or is it just informational. We have a lot of trouble with ukc coming up and saying can't display web page. Have to disconnect and reconnect to get it to work this morning was not my computers fault. Still in the wonderful world of dial up can't get high speed here.