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My mother was born in West Virginia in 1922. She always had "sayings" that amused our family and still does. One of my favorites was her description of a neighborhood girl of her youth who got married. Mom said, "She flew all over the pretty flowers and landed on a cow pile."

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“ I know in my heart that man is good, that what is right will always eventually triumph, and there is purpose and worth to each and every life. " - Ronald Reagan

He is busier then a cat trying to cover poop on a linoleum floor.

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Ignorance: the lack of knowledge, education, etc.
Stupidity: lacking normal intelligence.
Intelligence: the ability to learn or understand.
You can't fix STUPID!

My ol man always says: Your a$$ is suckin putty balls

" Every crow thinks theirs is the blackest "

" Never argue with an idiot,, someone might see you, and not know which is which "

" He's so skinny, he'd have to jump around in the shower to get wet "

" He's so buck toothed, he could eat corn on the cob, through a picket fence "

" He's so short, nose to nose his toes are in it, and toe to toe his nose is in it "

Here's a good one out of John Wick's book.
" Any days a good day, when you're looking down at the grass, instead of up at the roots "

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"If I can't have the whole dog,,,I don't want the tail"

" I know I ain't the sharpest knife on the drawer but I do cut a lil meat every now and then"

" Don't that beat a hen rootin up a hill backerds"

" Be careful who you trust the devil was once an angel"

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English Hound
Dexter (Timber Cutter X Cedar Creek Bee)

Bluetick Hound
Liz (Davis Creek So Blue Slug x Watsons Smoky Mtn Blue Zip)

Gone but never forgotten
Briar (Andersons Screaming Blue Zues X Triple D All Grand Puddles)
Blue (Thunder St. Nick X Fosters Little Frosty)

Proudly use and sale
Nite Rider Hollow Lights

heres one from Pure Country that I always got a kick out of:

"funny thing about that little white speck in chicken ****........its still chicken ****"

wonder who that reminds me of lmao

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when policemen ignore the law, then there isn't any law. there's just a fight for survival.

*billy jack

It is well that war is so terrible, otherwise we should grow too fond of it.

Robert E. Lee

another one from an AKC rep a few years ago:

AKC Rep: we DO NOT pirate from UKC's Preformance Stud list.

Me: then how the he@@ did you get my dogs name and my phone number

AKC Rep: Must have been from there AKC papers.

Me: Hunny I have NEVER owned an AKC registered hound in my life, try again.

AKC rep: *click*

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when policemen ignore the law, then there isn't any law. there's just a fight for survival.

*billy jack

It is well that war is so terrible, otherwise we should grow too fond of it.

Robert E. Lee

You can trust a thief but can't trust a liar!

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home of
BLUE GHOST MEMPHIS
BLUE GHOST WHITE TRASH
BLUE GHOST HAUNTED SKY

btt

Can't worry about peanuts when you're makin cashews

Useless as tits on a boar hog.

Can't make chicken salad outta chicken ****

Youve got to break the eggs to make an omelette

Doing just as fine as frog hair

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Tom, T.J., Jesse
Thedogs:
CH NITECH 'PR' Jordan's Blue Hoss
'PR' Hueston's TNT J-Girl
'PR' Mad Dog Coon Hatin Demon
'PR' Mad Dog Rose
Bad News Duke
L.C.
Dozer

A horse that sh#ts fast don't sh#t long.

My granny always says, I ain't got much rabbit left in the seat, hell I barely got the turtle,

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AFTER DARK KENNELS

JEREMY KIDD
765-520-1552


*females*
GRNITECH' JR'S JANEY
(Xjr X Insane Jane)

GRNITECH ST. JOHN'S STYLISH REX
(Ol south stylish Rebel X Janey)

GRNITECH' AFTER DARK'S JAN-IT
(Sweat It X Janey)

DUAL GRNITE' LONETREE LEGEND (R.I.P.)
(Noct. Style X Southern Sky)

GRNITECH' STYLISH LITTLE PEG(R.I.P.)
(Trackman X Browns Little Peg)

GRNITECH 'PR' JANEY'S GOTTA GUN
(Wild Card X Jr's Janey)

NITECH ‘PR’ REBELS STYLISH MOJA
(Ol Souths Stylish Rebel X Janey)

AFTER DARK’S PURDY PENNY
(Big $$ X Janit)

NITECH' SEVEN MILE SLOOPY(R.I.P.)
(Skipper x Big time Trixie)

Proud UNION JOURNEYMAN LINEMAN
https://i.postimg.cc/654pWfzm/IMG-1920.png
I.B.E.W. LOCAL 1393

And grandpas favorite is "Jermy, if all work was fun, it'd be called play"

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AFTER DARK KENNELS

JEREMY KIDD
765-520-1552


*females*
GRNITECH' JR'S JANEY
(Xjr X Insane Jane)

GRNITECH ST. JOHN'S STYLISH REX
(Ol south stylish Rebel X Janey)

GRNITECH' AFTER DARK'S JAN-IT
(Sweat It X Janey)

DUAL GRNITE' LONETREE LEGEND (R.I.P.)
(Noct. Style X Southern Sky)

GRNITECH' STYLISH LITTLE PEG(R.I.P.)
(Trackman X Browns Little Peg)

GRNITECH 'PR' JANEY'S GOTTA GUN
(Wild Card X Jr's Janey)

NITECH ‘PR’ REBELS STYLISH MOJA
(Ol Souths Stylish Rebel X Janey)

AFTER DARK’S PURDY PENNY
(Big $$ X Janit)

NITECH' SEVEN MILE SLOOPY(R.I.P.)
(Skipper x Big time Trixie)

Proud UNION JOURNEYMAN LINEMAN
https://i.postimg.cc/654pWfzm/IMG-1920.png
I.B.E.W. LOCAL 1393

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you can put a dress and lipstick on a pig . its still a pig .

" I'm so tired, my butts dragging out my backtrack "

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"If I can't have the whole dog,,,I don't want the tail"

He who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.

Its better to let everyone think your stupid than to open your mouth and prove them right

after today my new favorite is:


"tucked tail and ran faster than the feds at the bundy ranch" lol

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when policemen ignore the law, then there isn't any law. there's just a fight for survival.

*billy jack

It is well that war is so terrible, otherwise we should grow too fond of it.

Robert E. Lee

2nd place is 1st loser

I am so hungry my belly thinks my throat has been cut

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Half owner Nt.Ch. Ch. Repeat's little Pinkslip
ch. pr smoker's wood hippie
Pr nocturnal Kryptonite
Proud member of PKC
Jason Denzer

"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

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“ I know in my heart that man is good, that what is right will always eventually triumph, and there is purpose and worth to each and every life. " - Ronald Reagan

Daddy used to tell me " pennies make dollars, dollars make hundreds, and hundreds make thousands".

Wifes grandpa would say " Don't tell me you ain't gonna do it , tell me you don't want to" & "Learn everything you can for that is the one thing that nobody can take away from you".

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English Hound
Dexter (Timber Cutter X Cedar Creek Bee)

Bluetick Hound
Liz (Davis Creek So Blue Slug x Watsons Smoky Mtn Blue Zip)

Gone but never forgotten
Briar (Andersons Screaming Blue Zues X Triple D All Grand Puddles)
Blue (Thunder St. Nick X Fosters Little Frosty)

Proudly use and sale
Nite Rider Hollow Lights

Ok this is no longer fun without Jim.