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Posted by Slough on 10-07-2013 10:16 PM:

While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds sinceI had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice.

“What do you think?” I asked. “Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?”

“Better get a bikini,” he replied. “You'd never get it all in one.”

He's still in intensive care.

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Posted by Slough on 10-07-2013 10:17 PM:

A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.

“I'm O. K. But I didn't like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery,” he answered.

“What did he say,” asked the nurse.

“Oops!”

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Posted by Slough on 10-07-2013 10:19 PM:

Moe: “My wife got me to believe in religion.”

Joe: “Really?”

Moe: “Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in Hell.”

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Posted by Slough on 10-07-2013 10:20 PM:

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.

“How was he killed?” asked one detective.

“With a golf gun,” the other detective replied.

“A golf gun! What is a golf gun?”

“I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.”

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Posted by Slough on 10-07-2013 10:21 PM:

Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:

1. The DNA all matches.

2. There are no dental records.

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Posted by Slough on 10-07-2013 10:23 PM:

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove acurse he has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.”

The old man says without hesitation, “I now pronounce you man and wife.”

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Posted by Slough on 10-07-2013 10:24 PM:

A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room,took the husband aside, and said, “I don't like the looks of your wife at all.”

“Me neither doc,” said the husband. “But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.”

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Posted by Slough on 10-07-2013 10:26 PM:

“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce Court Judge said, “And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week.”

“That's very fair, your honor,” the husband said. “And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.”

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Posted by Slough on 10-07-2013 10:32 PM:

A little boy went up to his father and asked: “Dad, where did my intelligence come from?”

The father replied. “Well, son, you must have got it from your mother,cause I still have mine.”

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Posted by Slough on 10-07-2013 10:34 PM:

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values.

Bill said, “I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married,did you?”

Larry replied, “I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?”

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Posted by Slough on 10-07-2013 10:35 PM:

DRUM ROLL PLEASE

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, “Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?”

The agent replies, “Just a minute”

“Thank you,” the blonde says, and hangs up.

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Posted by dan w on 10-07-2013 10:56 PM:

WB i thought i was on the left but that was 2 days ago, can you wake anyone up in georgia or any where else on this site, where is Link? ------ Corky yours must be leaking. ----- see ya

Posted by Moonlightanna on 10-08-2013 01:01 AM:

Hi everyone !!
Love the jokes James !!!! Great ones !!

Dan .. Nice picture to !!!!

Corky .. The hunt was good .. Treed a den .. I'm trying to post a pic of it ..if I can get a good signal ..after the 2 nd snake on 2 drops .. I was DONE !! One copper head and the other a rattle snake .. That was enough for me !! it was hot and my shirt was soaked .. It's just got to cool down ..

Hi heather and vablue !!!! You both are just sweethearts .. Have a wonderful night !!

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Posted by BIGCASTLEDAWGS on 10-08-2013 01:16 AM:

LOL!

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Originally posted by wbond
Dan I am still trying to figure out if you are on the left or right in the picture maybe the rest are complexed as well or there computer might be on the government shutdown

I was gonna say the same thing about which one...

Nice to see y'all on here this lovely monday... Rain here... not a ton though. Some wind none damaging here. Some places had damage but no where near here... We had a GREAT break in the weather for a lot of the day and I GOT to go for a WALK with Webster! It was awesome! We went out back to the subdivision...formerly known as...the fields we walked in...lol... We happily jogged along. Crossed the street to let all the lol school kids from the bus walk in peace but then we had a couple on the side we had to be on to either go home or into the little leftover field...and they were excited...so I held on tight to be sure Web wouldn't jump(he is a VERY skinny but tall 80 plus lb dog) WELL.. he was an angel and the lil boy was a sweetiepie!

Made my day. Then we went to the field and tracked smells... ended up at the big concrete drain box thingie... and Webster wanted to climb on but I pictured his leg breaking in the grate...so I pulled him off. He was pretty darned sure that something good had gone in there.... It was exciting to have a moment of HUNTING!

Black Hawks fan? Nah... only if the Bruins fail miserably and we have no one left to route for...lol...

I like ANY good hockey though.... We have had a free preview of NHL channels so I've been wathing ALL the teams...lol... fun stuff. Heck we even watched the RedSox for a bit tonight before Bones started... can't miss "Bones" ....
All the jokes are AWESOME!! Always enjoy them and tonight you had some gems.
Have a Great night all! HappyHunting Heather

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Posted by John Sisley on 10-08-2013 02:01 AM:

Big change in weather here. 80 yesterday and a high of 55 today. Going into the middle 40's tonight. I fired up the woodburner.

Mike - congrats.

Dan congrats to Mr. Reynolds on making it to 101 years young. That is nice of you to visit him. A lot of older people aren't that lucky.

Wendell - they will probably never tree. I think I might be the worlds worst trainer. If the ones I keep make coondogs it will be because they are naturals it sure wont be because of my training abilities.

James - as usual...great jokes. Keep em coming my friend.

Shannon - how is Goerge Cooney doing?

Everyone - thanks for all the compliments on the puppies. She ended up having 10 total and so far all are doing good.

I hope everyone has a great week.

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Posted by John Sisley on 10-08-2013 02:15 AM:

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Posted by corky crowder on 10-08-2013 12:42 PM:

GOOD MORNING
48DEG CLOUDY
JAMES
GOOD JOKES
JOHN
GLAD MOM AND PUPS ARE WELL
HEATHER
SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAD FUN DAY
EVERYONE
HAVE GOOD DAY

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TREETALKIN TROOPERS BLEW
TREETALKIN RANGER DANGER
TREETALKIN LIL SHOOTEM UP JAKE
GRCHPR TREETALKIN NIGHTHAWK GONE BUT NEVER WILL BE FORGOTTEN R.I.P.

Posted by Slough on 10-08-2013 01:26 PM:

Morn'n, well Katie or whatever her name was is supose to be gone. Showers scattered here and there, no big rain anywhere. Still cloudy, weatherman says no rain, we will probably get a flood today.

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Posted by rmcmillan on 10-08-2013 02:12 PM:

Good morning everyone.
41 this morn. Rained yesterday.

Had a decent event Sat. Guys there from NC, Ohio, Wv, Pa, Md and Ny. 18 IN SHOW, 12 in water. field trial about 8. Not sure on hunt.

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Posted by corky crowder on 10-08-2013 11:19 PM:

ROB
GLAD YALL HAD GOOD EVENT
SURE QUIET ON HERE

Posted by Moonlightanna on 10-08-2013 11:40 PM:

I'm still here and alive corky !!! Lol

It's cold here !!! Lol .... TODAY !!!

Posted by corky crowder on 10-09-2013 12:00 AM:

SHANNON
HOW DID THE HUNT GO ? WHAT IS THE TEMP?

Posted by BIGCASTLEDAWGS on 10-09-2013 12:11 AM:

Good Evening!

Howdy all,
Nice pix of the litter and NICE to see Momma with the pups! LOVE the family pix!!!! Hope ALL of them do Awesome!
SHannon, Sounds like you need winter gear...lol... It was GORGEOUS here today!
Went to see my psychiatrist and did some errands on the way home...anticipating a GREAT LONG walk with Webster... he made it a short way down the street and wanted to GO HOME!?!... Got into the garage and he begged for marshmellows...lol.. I guess he was thinking about his goodies...not walkies! Darn! It was 65-70 or so and sunny... Very Nice!
James... Hope you day did NOT include a flood! The weather people are NOT the greatest are they? lol...
HI CORKY!!! I DID have a Great day!
Rob, sounds like it was a Good time with people from all over.
Hello to everyone else and Prayers to all!
HappyHunting, Heather

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Posted by Moonlightanna on 10-09-2013 01:47 AM:

Corky .. Hi !! The hunt was good .. Molly and queenie treed a den coon .. I did see it in the hole .. Molly wasn't feeling well .. She was eating grass a lot sat. So when I got home I gave her some pepo and she felt a lot better Sunday .. We made 2 drops sat .. Treeed 700 yards but I could see the coon on that tree .. Sooo very many leaves .. It was 70 that night and I was sweatin !!!! Today I cut the heat on in the jeep this morning !! It was windy and around 58 !!! Lol .. It's chili out there now !! I think it's suppose to get to the low 50's !!!!' Lol lol lol !! We would have hunted longer but after 2 snakes on 2 drops !!!! I was DONE !!!!! 1 copper head .. 1 rattle snake !!! I'm not hunting until it gets colder !!!! I don't like a snake !!!! Lol

Heather !!! You know me .. I really don't know MR. WINTER !!!! All I know is I need 2,0000000 hand Warmers !!!!!! Lol lol

Posted by corky crowder on 10-09-2013 02:18 AM:

SHANNON
GLAD YOU HAD GOOD HUNT. WAS 48 WHEN I GOT UP THIS MORNING

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