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Posted by elvis on 05-16-2009 03:31 PM:

I have it from a reliable source that the repellent/ben gay acted as an aphradisiac all right, but on the old geezers, not the Yeti'.
What happened to those Yeti' when them old timers got them cornered in that cave would make a sailor blush.
It was said that every one of those geezers came out of that cave smilin like Bob from the male enhancement comercials and they all had to call their doctor after 4 hrs.

Posted by JEFFHESTER on 05-16-2009 04:54 PM:

Thought I had you!!!

quote:
Originally posted by elvis
I have it from a reliable source that the repellent/ben gay acted as an aphradisiac all right, but on the old geezers, not the Yeti'.
What happened to those Yeti' when them old timers got them cornered in that cave would make a sailor blush.
It was said that every one of those geezers came out of that cave smilin like Bob from the male enhancement comercials and they all had to call their doctor after 4 hrs.

You're right that's how it happened!.... with this dang internet you can't pull the wool over anyone's eyes. It was true about the seniors heading back home though. Poor Yeti's.......Coon Dawg do you have any of the 'Supra Derm' left we need to send a case to the Smokies. One last thought.... 4 hours huh?
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Posted by derek90 on 05-17-2009 01:52 AM:

i believe it was a hermaphertite lol...how many shirts do u think it would be worth?

Posted by JEFFHESTER on 05-17-2009 03:57 AM:

Very rare.....

I'll trade you a dozen shirts for it. Just outta curiosity the hide didn't come from New Orleans or San Francisco or possibly Atlanta did it?
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Posted by derek90 on 05-17-2009 03:30 PM:

ill take 10 shirts with the #3 logo...actually it did come from san fransisco howd u know?

Posted by coon dawg on 05-17-2009 04:33 PM:

Re: Thought I had you!!!

quote:
Originally posted by JEFFHESTER
You're right that's how it happened!.... with this dang internet you can't pull the wool over anyone's eyes. It was true about the seniors heading back home though. Poor Yeti's.......Coon Dawg do you have any of the 'Supra Derm' left we need to send a case to the Smokies. One last thought.... 4 hours huh?
Jeff

................unfortunatley, completely sold out of the Supra Derm.....seems there was a rash of Yeti Attacks in South Alabama, and southeast Misissippi......some sheep were also "attacked".....I'm tryin to manufacture a new brand for us .........."Super Supra Derm"..........gotta get the ingredients together (preperation H, fish guts, personal lotion, jello, and prunes)........

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Posted by JEFFHESTER on 05-17-2009 07:01 PM:

Attacks...

Coon Dawg has any of these Yeti ever assaulted a buffalo? I swear.... I just saw a buffalo/yeti cross earlier today at the Wal-mart. He was carrying a case of 'Natural Lite' around. I never saw him pay for it. If I had a young sheep I believe I could of captured him. Please check the ancestry files of the Yeti.
Jeff

Posted by JEFFHESTER on 05-17-2009 07:05 PM:

Re: Re: Thought I had you!!!

quote:
Originally posted by coon dawg
................unfortunatley, completely sold out of the Supra Derm.....seems there was a rash of Yeti Attacks in South Alabama, and southeast Misissippi......some sheep were also "attacked".....I'm tryin to manufacture a new brand for us .........."Super Supra Derm"..........gotta get the ingredients together (preperation H, fish guts, personal lotion, jello, and prunes)........

Dang! You made me hungy with that ingredients list. I'm heading to Shoney's or the nearest hospital cafeteria.
Jeff

Posted by coon dawg on 05-17-2009 07:34 PM:

Re: Attacks...

quote:
Originally posted by JEFFHESTER
Coon Dawg has any of these Yeti ever assaulted a buffalo? I swear.... I just saw a buffalo/yeti cross earlier today at the Wal-mart. He was carrying a case of 'Natural Lite' around. I never saw him pay for it. If I had a young sheep I believe I could of captured him. Please check the ancestry files of the Yeti.
Jeff

...............researched it.........there is in fact a buffalo/yeti subspecies that occurs in Texas, and Mexico...........the subspecies has extended it's range into the Southeastern US..........usually found near Wal-Marts and Taco Bells............

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Posted by PlottChaser on 05-17-2009 08:07 PM:

Very rare find

On the accompanying link you will find very rare footage of a Yeti fetus, or it may be a meth addict, i can't tell for sure. HMMM...Come to think of it, Jeff, is there any evidence that would show that a Yeti could be crossbred with a meth head? If so this may be the proof!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMOqK9f7nxc

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Posted by william clayton on 05-18-2009 01:53 AM:

PLOTT CHASER

I live in the heart of 'Meth Country', Meigs County(Decatur, Tn.) I don't believe those are fetuses.... if they were a little slimmer I'd swear they were real life meth heads. Did they have any sores on them? or were they geeking? You know... having mini convulsions, stammering, stuttering etc....lol.
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Posted by JEFFHESTER on 05-18-2009 02:41 AM:

Derek...

quote:
Originally posted by derek90
ill take 10 shirts with the #3 logo...actually it did come from san fransisco howd u know?

The 'Dale Earnhardt #3 Yeti' shirts are in the mail..... please soak the hide in a mixture of bleach, alcohol and turpentine...equal parts. This should kill any disease the hide might be harboring. Thanks.
Jeff
P.S.- New Orleans, Atlanta, San Francsico are loaded with creatures that are confused about whether they're male or female.....That's as gentle as I can put it. I hope I haven't offended any hetrosexual Yetis who might be reading this post... I apologize if I have... sorry!
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Posted by derek90 on 05-18-2009 03:33 AM:

the hides soakin rite now...ill send it to the association in the morning

Posted by JEFFHESTER on 05-18-2009 03:50 AM:

Re: Re: Attacks...

quote:
Originally posted by coon dawg
...............researched it.........there is in fact a buffalo/yeti subspecies that occurs in Texas, and Mexico...........the subspecies has extended it's range into the Southeastern US..........usually found near Wal-Marts and Taco Bells............

It makes sense there's alcohol at Wal-mart and indigestion at Taco Bell which would explain the irregular bowel movements of the Yeti. Which brings me to my next point...plural for the Yeti is now "Yeti" which is pronounced "Yet-tye". I hope this hasn't caused any turmoil among the brotherhood of the 'East Tennessee Snow Yeti/Abominable Snowman Society and Sasquatch Admirers also known as ETSYASSSA - Brother Association of the Illinois Chapter of the 'Snow Yeti Hound Fanciers'.... sorry for the inconvenience.
Jeff

Posted by JEFFHESTER on 05-18-2009 03:57 AM:

Plott Chaser

quote:
Originally posted by PlottChaser
On the accompanying link you will find very rare footage of a Yeti fetus, or it may be a meth addict, i can't tell for sure. HMMM...Come to think of it, Jeff, is there any evidence that would show that a Yeti could be crossbred with a meth head? If so this may be the proof!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMOqK9f7nxc

Very impressive.... Every year I go to my family reunion at 'Brushy Mountain Correctional Facility' in Wartburg, Tn. Anyways I believe I've seen some of those supposed fetuses incarcerated there. I'm not trying to dilute your find I'm just saying they look familiar. It's pioneers like you and Coon Dawg that make this organization great! Thanks! and keep up the good work!!!
Jeff

Posted by JEFFHESTER on 05-18-2009 04:06 AM:

Re: PLOTT CHASER

quote:
Originally posted by william clayton
I live in the heart of 'Meth Country', Meigs County(Decatur, Tn.) I don't believe those are fetuses.... if they were a little slimmer I'd swear they were real life meth heads. Did they have any sores on them? or were they geeking? You know... having mini convulsions, stammering, stuttering etc....lol.
Will

William... they're to heavy and have to much color to be meth heads.... not to mention they were to calm. A meth head would rub Abraham Lincoln off of a penny. You know how they are...... wheels spin but they never get anywhere.
Jeff

Posted by JEFFHESTER on 05-18-2009 04:38 AM:

Photo of actual mating

HEY I FINALLY GOT A PICTURE OF A YETI AND A GRIZZLY BEAR CONSUMATING THEIR RELATIONSHIP. YOU DECIDE WHICH IS THE GRIZZLY AND WHICH IS THE YETI.
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Posted by coon dawg on 05-19-2009 11:07 AM:

.........

..JEFF!!!..........I scored a big sale for us yesterday!!!...............sold 50 large Black Panther T's to a club in Bogota, Columbia, South America.....I'm a Parker Pro Staffer, and also sold 'em 50 Parker Terminator Cross Bows...........can't imagine what kind of club they have?????.....they also inquired about Super Supra Derm..........wanted to know if it was good for bullet wounds???

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Posted by Majestic Tree H on 05-19-2009 12:18 PM:

You all have totaly forgoten about the Growing Demand for "Potted Yeti Meat" (Dollar General) 4 for a Dollar "Just Change the Labels"

Other Cheeper Brands are "Road Kill in a Can"

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Posted by coon dawg on 05-20-2009 01:36 PM:

........

quote:
Originally posted by Majestic Tree H
You all have totaly forgoten about the Growing Demand for "Potted Yeti Meat" (Dollar General) 4 for a Dollar "Just Change the Labels"

Other Cheeper Brands are "Road Kill in a Can"

...............4 for a dollar is aweful high for Yeti meat..........might as well eat spam..........lol

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Posted by JEFFHESTER on 05-23-2009 03:34 AM:

Re: .........

quote:
Originally posted by coon dawg
..JEFF!!!..........I scored a big sale for us yesterday!!!...............sold 50 large Black Panther T's to a club in Bogota, Columbia, South America.....I'm a Parker Pro Staffer, and also sold 'em 50 Parker Terminator Cross Bows...........can't imagine what kind of club they have?????.....they also inquired about Super Supra Derm..........wanted to know if it was good for bullet wounds???

Coon Dawg... Way to go!!! I reckon Super Supra Derm will cure anything. Anyone inquired about buying the Yeti milk or eggs? Sounds like the Columbians are possibly cocaine dealers.... I mean respectable business men.... around here cocaine is obsolete. The methamphetamines(meth) has put the 'Cocaine Cartels' back to picking coffee beans. It's a sad day in America when Americans can longer afford an expensive drug like cocaine and resort to 'shake and bake meth'.... a sad day indeed. O.K. back to business I just ordered some more Yeti and black panther t's they should be in from China one day this week.
Jeff

Posted by JEFFHESTER on 05-23-2009 03:53 AM:

Canned Meat

quote:
Originally posted by Majestic Tree H
You all have totaly forgoten about the Growing Demand for "Potted Yeti Meat" (Dollar General) 4 for a Dollar "Just Change the Labels"

Other Cheeper Brands are "Road Kill in a Can"

Coon Dawg..... Majestic gave me a heck of an idea we'll just start canning the possum meat from the road kill that we're making our werewolf t's from. The can will be a plain white label that reads 'All Natural Yeti Meat'
'Delicious!!!!'
And for the ingredients list it will read.... Ingredients: Possum

Coon Dawg to appease the 'Food and Drug Administration' (FDA)
we're going to have to start following strict health guidelines so remember if you're going to use illegal immigrants make sure we don't get caught with them and for God's sake when handling the road killed possums please! please! please! make sure everyone has their hair nets doned. Ok that'll take care of the FDA. One more thing don't forget to start deducting 20% of everyones wages from their weekly paycheck. We'll let them believe they own stock in the company and when they retire they'll get absolutely nothing. It'll work pretty much like a 401k plan... same outcome. The majority of our employees will die before we make it to court.... you watch the news you know how the shysters do it. Lets get the ball rolling.
Jeff

Posted by JEFFHESTER on 10-06-2009 06:25 PM:

Members

We still have vacancies.... it's never to late to show your support.
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Posted by Mike Shirk on 11-08-2009 06:05 PM:

YETI

Has anyone spotted a yeti lately?

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Posted by JEFFHESTER on 11-21-2009 07:03 PM:

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quote:
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Has anyone spotted a yeti lately?

El Chupacabra the Mexican version of Sasquatch was spotted raking leaves in a yard in Sweetwater, Tn. He was working on an expired visa with some other illegals the 'INS' took him to the Mcminn/Monroe County line and turned him loose.
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