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I'm telling you john Mayer sure can play !!! I just love music like this ... My 2nd new found love ...
Poor braves ... Have to listen to keep my mind off the game !!! Lol lol


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50gxGY-ds0&sns=em

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(you were a world class champion to me !)

SHOW CH ' Rays Moonlight Anna's Dream.. MOLLY
FCH CH' PR' Ray's Moonlight Anna's Dream..MOLLY
"Pr" Hannah Ruth's saving angel .... Roo

My heart WILL FOREVER BELONG to my Blueticks..

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord , thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end..... JER. 29:11

Morning all,
Who is making it to Clifton Forge tomorrow?
Good lord willing and the creek don't raise I will have the litter up there.

John,
Hope Layla pops them out soon she has to be uncomfortable by now.

Been busy week at work.

Prayers for all in need.

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Angle Plantation Kennels
540-598-0173
Home of

PR CH Big Blue Buster HTX
PR CH Angle Plantation's Red Jasper

Let's get Ticked

I think he heard get the tree not get on the tree.




A little yardtime

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Michael Armes
Angle Plantation Kennels
540-598-0173
Home of

PR CH Big Blue Buster HTX
PR CH Angle Plantation's Red Jasper

Let's get Ticked

GOOD MORNING
60 FOGGY
MIKE
NICE PIC I'LL BE AT CLIFTON FORGE SAT
SHANNON
GOING TO A RED BONE EVENT
JAMES
LOOKS LIKE YOU IN FOR SOME RAIN . ANY NEW JOKES
JOHN
HOPE SHE DELIVERS OK
EVERY ONE HAVE GOOD DAY

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CB&L KENNELS
HOME OF TREETALKIN
BLACK & TANS
CORKY CROWDER
BRANDON MAYO
LINDA CROWDER
PR TREETALKIN LITTLE SASSY
TREETALKIN TROOPERS BLEW
TREETALKIN RANGER DANGER
TREETALKIN LIL SHOOTEM UP JAKE
GRCHPR TREETALKIN NIGHTHAWK GONE BUT NEVER WILL BE FORGOTTEN R.I.P.

Morn'n, they say rain is coming, farmers in middle pf peanuts and not needing any right now. Cotton picking is also starting.

WB, whatcha doing on Feb 7 and 8?

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

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Originally posted by Slough
Morn'n, they say rain is coming, farmers in middle pf peanuts and not needing any right now. Cotton picking is also starting.

WB, whatcha doing on Feb 7 and 8?

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The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. ~~ Thomas Jefferson

"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have"

Thomas Jefferson

"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government."
Thomas Jefferson

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Originally posted by wbond
Have no clue that far in advance some of what you do is weather oriented that time of the year maybe shoveling snow

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

Today I got beaten by a woman. I was in the elevator when that busty thing got in. I was staring at her ****, when she said, would you please press 1? I did. I don't know why I got beaten afterwards.

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

A man is working on the buses in the US collecting tickets.

He rings the bell for the driver to set off when there's a woman half getting on the bus. The driver sets off, the woman falls from the bus and is killed. At the trial the man is sent down for murder and seeing as it's Texas he's sent to the electric chair. On the day of his execution he's sat in the chair and the executioner grants him a final wish.

"Well" says the man, "is that your packed lunch over there?" "Yes" answers the executioner. "Can I have that green banana?"

The executioner gives the man his green banana and waits till he's eaten it. When the man's finished, the executioner flips the switch sending hundreds of thousands of volts through the man. When the smoke clears the man is still alive. The executioner can't believe it.

"Can I go?" the man asks. "I suppose so" says the executioner, "that's never happened before."

The man leaves and eventually gets a job back on the buses selling tickets. Again he rings the bell for the driver to go when people are still getting on. A man falls under the wheels and is killed. The bloke is sent down for murder again and sent to the electric chair. The executioner is determined to do it right this time so rigs the chair up to the electric supply for the whole of Texas.

The bloke is again sat in the chair. "What is your final wish?" asks the executioner. "Can I have that green banana in your packed lunch ?" says the condemned man. The executioner sighs and reluctantly gives up his banana. The bloke eats the banana all up and the executioner flips the switch. Millions of volts course through the chair blacking out Texas. When the smoke clears the man is still sat there smiling in the
chair. The executioner can't believe it and lets the man go.

Well, would you believe, the bloke gets his job back on the buses. Once again he rings the bell whilst passengers are still getting on, this
time killing three of them. He is sent to the electric chair again. The executioner rigs up all United States electricity supply to The chair, determined to get his man this time. The man sits down in the chair smiling.

"What's your final wish ?" asks the executioner. "Well" says the man, "Can I have that green banana out of your packed lunch.?" The executioner hands over his banana and the man eats it all, skin included. The executioner pulls the handle and a brazillion volts go through the chair. When the smoke rises the man is still sat there alive without even a burn mark.

"I give up" says the executioner, "I don't understand how you
can still be alive after all that?". He stroked his chin. "It's something to do with that green banana isn't it" he asked.

Nahh" said the bloke,

"I'm just a really bad conductor

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby boy. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says, "Not yet."

A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says, "Not yet."

Finally they say, "When can we see the baby?"

And the mother says, "When the baby cries."

So they ask, "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"

The new mother says, "I forgot where I put him."

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR IN SURGERY


1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?

3 ****! Page 84 of the manual is missing!

4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!

5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie

6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of'em

10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

A couple in the middle of a messy divorce case find themselves in court battling over custody of little Johnny, their only child. In order to make a fair decision over the boys future, the Judge takes Johnny into his private chambers so that he can find out which of the parents the boy would prefer to live with.

"Well, Johnny" says the Judge, "Would you like to live with your Mother?"

"No" replied Johnny, "she hits me all the time"

"Well then," the Judge continues, "Would you like to live your your Father?"

"No" replied Johnny again, "He hits me all the time too!"

The Judge looks exasperated and says to the boy "Well Johnny, who would you like to live with?"

"I'd like to live with the Jacksonville Jaguars" the boy replied quickly.

"Why on earth would you want to live with the Jacksonville Jaguars?" replied the now extremely puzzled Judge.

"Well" replied Johnny, "They never beat anyone".

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

A driverwas stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC. Nothing wasmoving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
Thedriver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?”
“Terroristshave kidnapped Congress, and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom.Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire.We are going from car to car, collecting donations.”
“How muchis everyone giving, on average?” the driver asks.
The manreplies, “A gallon.”

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

What's worse than your boyfriend sending you a text to ‘Break Up'? Another text saying ‘Sorry That Wasn't For You.'

The girlfriend and I had our first shower together today.
She could see I was a little nervous so said "Relax, just do what you normally do."
So I had a pee.

The position you sleep in reveals a lot about your relationship with your partner.
My favourite is with her sister.

Relationships are a lot like algebra.
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?


It's funny how relationships change. There once was a time when I wouldn't dare fart in front of my girlfriend. Now I wait until she's yawning and watch the biatch panic.

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

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Originally posted by Slough
A driverwas stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC. Nothing wasmoving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
Thedriver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?”
“Terroristshave kidnapped Congress, and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom.Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire.We are going from car to car, collecting donations.”
“How muchis everyone giving, on average?” the driver asks.
The manreplies, “A gallon.”

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------ thought i would post pic of my only grand-daughter and only grandkid Tyler, a eighth grader whom i love dearly. I;ll be at clifton forge tommorow. ------ see ya

Good afternoon all.
Hot here.

Been busy here.
Hope everyone enjoys the events where ever they are.
I know I will tomrow.

Good luck
Have a good one.

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Nt.Ch. Gr.Ch. Gr.WCh. Pr. McMillans Blue Crystal
Ntch. GrCh. Pr. McMillans Blue Magic
Gr.Nt.Ch. Pr. McMillans Blue Hawk
Nt. Ch. Pr. McMillans Blue Rage
all are gone now but will NEVER BE FORGOTTEN


CH. PR. MCMILLANS TREE ROCKIN BRANDY
CH. PR. MCMILLANS MIDNITES STINGIN SADIE

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OK, I'll pencil you in for MOH, we will have little if any snow, who knows, snakes may be out.

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The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. ~~ Thomas Jefferson

"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have"

Thomas Jefferson

"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government."
Thomas Jefferson

People can hide the signs of ageing all they like, but at the end of the day we are all heading in the same direction. Here are a few jokes about being old, just to show you that humour doesn't age.
Just before the funeral service the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied, 'Two years older than me'. 'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented. She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it?'

Reporter interviewing a 104-year-old woman: 'And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?' the reporter asked. She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'

The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.

I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia... have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 89 or 98. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license.

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour... But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "for fast relief".

The Senility Prayer: Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference...

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

Monday Funnies:

"If each day is a gift, i want to know where to return Mondays"

Aspire to inspire before you expire.


Monday my wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.


Monday as my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's, we
passed a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like that,
we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed and said to my
son, "We should pray."


From the back seat I heard his earnest request:
"Please, God, don't let those cars block the entrance to
McDonald's."


Frustration on Monday morning is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.


Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without
forgetting.


The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know
your way around, you're not going anywhere.


God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an
answer for her first question.


Darn it, I was always taught to respect my elders, but it just keeps getting
harder to find one.

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

A couple decide to go golfing to the best golf course in their state. While playing, the husband tells his wife to be very careful, as there were many houses along the golf course. But the stupid wife swings her club and it breaks one of the glasses of the biggest house on the course.

So the husband and wife decided to go and apologize to the owner of the house. When they reached the house they found a glass bottle lying on the floor broken into hundreds of pieces. They found an old man sitting in his rocking chair and greeted the couple inside.

He said, "I am a genie and I would like to thank you for letting me free from this bottle, and I would like to grant you 2 wishes and the 3rd wish is mine."

So the husband says "I want a private aircraft for myself." The wife said she would like a house in every single country.

The genie says, "for the past 200 years he has never had sex and would like to have sex with the lady."

The husband agrees and the genie takes the lady up and begins having sex.

Then he asks the lady "How old is your husband?"

she replies "47"

and the genie says "And he still believes in genies?"

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
"That must've been scary," said the teacher.
"It sure was," said the little girl.
"My kitty raised her back, went 'Ffffff!, Ffffff!, Fffffff,' but before she could say 'FCK!' the Rottweiler ate her!"

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

One night after the big fight Mike Tyson was a bit depressed so he decided to get a prostitute to cheer him up. After the act, they were laying in bed having a smoke. The prostitute said, "Well Mike, how's it all going?"

"How's it all going?" he asked. "My life's a disaster. I was born to an under-privileged family, had a hard up-bringing, was thrown in jail for rape, now I'm on parole and I've hit a cop, my wife left me for beating her up, I have to pay maintenance for my kids, I've lost two world title fights, I've disgraced myself and my sport, most people want me banned me for life and they won't pay me my money. Nothing could make my life any worse."

"Oh, that's so sad," the prostitute said. "I'll say one thing to cheer you up. You're a much better lover than Magic Johnson

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

A man is stranded on a deserted island, all alone for ten years. One day a gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba suit arrives at the island. She comes up to the chap and she says, "How long has it been since you had a cigarette?"

"Ten years!" he answers. She reaches over, unzips the waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!"

Then she asks, "How long has it been since you had a whisky?"

He replies, "Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a bottle of malt whisky and gives it to him. He takes a long swallow and says, "Wow, that is fantastic!"

Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you have played around?"

And the man replies, "My God! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there!"

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist.
She asked, "Do you have Viagra?"
"Yes," he answered.
She asked, "Does it work?"
"Yes," he answered.
"Can you get it over the counter?" she asked.
"I can if I take two," he answered.

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels