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Posted by Moonlightanna on 08-09-2018 04:39 PM:

Khloe, my sweet granddaughter . My son jonathans daughter. 3rd grade.

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Posted by Moonlightanna on 08-09-2018 04:44 PM:

Jonathans son .. Johnny .. kindergarten .. he wasn’t sure if he wanted to go !! 😂😂😂 poor thing !

Posted by Moonlightanna on 08-09-2018 04:48 PM:

Jonathan , kayla, baileigh Grace, Johnny, Khloe at the dixie stampede in pigeon Forge last weekend .

Posted by Moonlightanna on 08-09-2018 05:12 PM:

The sweetest girl I know, my daughter and her family, shane and hannie.

Posted by Moonlightanna on 08-09-2018 05:16 PM:

Hannah... there are no words for her !! She’s a hoot, she acts a lot like me.. 😂😂.

Posted by corky crowder on 08-11-2018 02:28 AM:

REX
GLAD CHUCK IS BETTER . HOPE THEY CAN GET YOU BETTER.
MOONLIGHT ANNA
NICE PIC , THEY SURE ARE GROWING
WB
NICE PIC

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Posted by Rex Ridge on 08-11-2018 04:08 AM:

Nice family pictures...thanks for sharing. We have a son, that will probably never get married.
Chuck is feeling much better..he mowed the yd, ran the weedeater and worked on food plots today. While he was mowing the yd; 6 deer came down to the orchard to eat appples and peaches, he was about 75' from them!!
I went riding with my horse club today, they warned us before we went out to watch for rattlesnakes. The ranger station posted a bulletin stating there's been more sightings and IF u get bit to ask to go to Clarion Hospital because they have antivenom. We didn't see any, but a friend said she saw the biggest one she ever saw over there today.

Posted by rmcmillan on 08-11-2018 02:49 PM:

GOOD MORNING GANG. GLAD TO SEE YOU ARE ALL STILL AT IT. HOPE EVERYONE IS DOING WELL. I HAVE BEEN REALLY BUSY WITH WORK AND FAMILY. HAD DAUGHTER TO SEVERAL BIG SOCCER TOURNAMENTS ALL OVER THE NE. THEY WON A FEW GAMES, TIED SOME AND WERE SCHOOLED A COUPLE TIMES. GOOD LEARNING EXPERIENCE. SHE HAS BEEN PRACTICING FOR THE HIGH SCHOOL TEAM NOW SO IT NEVER QUITS. I WILL TRY AND KEEP IN TOUCH. GOOD HUNTING.

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Posted by wbond on 08-13-2018 06:51 PM:

Dan did you go

http://amp.thestate.com/latest-news...e216483930.html

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Posted by wbond on 08-14-2018 03:00 AM:

Snake handling

https://www.thestate.com/news/speci...e214204209.html

Posted by dan w on 08-14-2018 04:12 PM:

Re: Dan did you go

quote:
Originally posted by wbond
http://amp.thestate.com/latest-news...e216483930.html

------- NO WAY ____

Posted by wbond on 08-15-2018 09:33 PM:

My great nephew doesn't look to Happy about turning 1 today

Posted by Rex Ridge on 08-16-2018 03:05 AM:

He needs a coonhound puppy, Uncle WB.

Posted by dan w on 08-21-2018 10:24 PM:

-----HELLO------

Posted by wbond on 08-22-2018 12:18 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by dan w
-----HELLO------

I S ANYBODY OUT THERE ??

Posted by wbond on 08-23-2018 04:58 AM:

Asian tick

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-a...disease-experts

Posted by Slough on 08-24-2018 08:48 PM:

I called WB and asked what he was doing.
He replied that he was working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment."

I was impressed...Upon further inquiry, I learned that he was washing dishes, with hot water, under his wife’s supervision.

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Posted by wbond on 08-24-2018 09:08 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Slough
I called WB and asked what he was doing.
He replied that he was working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment."

I was impressed...Upon further inquiry, I learned that he was washing dishes, with hot water, under his wife’s supervision.

Now that's funny but are you sure it wasn't Linkous

Posted by wbond on 08-25-2018 02:57 AM:

Posted by Rex Ridge on 08-25-2018 03:08 AM:

Funny!! Chuck does aqua-thermal treatment, too; but I don't supervise. I let him think he's the boss!

Darn ticks...they just keep coming up with new ones and diseases. There has been a couple cases of rabies around here....a bat and a grey fox. The grey fox attacked a boy.

Got on my horse to try to ride him bareback, hit my rib when I was getting on and messed it up. Had to sleep in the recliner last night. I rode horse today so not gettin any sympathy from Chuck.

Hope everyone is well.

Posted by Slough on 08-27-2018 01:52 PM:

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen... Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer..
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiffone.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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Posted by Slough on 08-27-2018 02:59 PM:

When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child. The instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to the older child. It went like this:

"Some parents," she said, "tell the older child, 'We love you so much we decided to bring another child into this family.' But think about that. Ladies, what if your husband came home one day and said, 'Honey, I love you so much I decided to bring home another wife.'"

One of the women spoke up immediately. "Does she cook?"

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Posted by Slough on 08-27-2018 03:01 PM:

After starting a new diet, I altered my drive to work to avoid passing my favorite bakery.

But, this morning, I accidentally drove by the bakery and as I approached, there in the window were a host of goodies.

I felt this was no accident, so I prayed, "Lord, it's up to you, if you want me to have any of those delicious goodies, please create a parking place for me directly in front of the bakery."

And sure enough, on the eighth time around the block, there it was!

God is good!

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Posted by Slough on 08-27-2018 03:14 PM:

While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section.

One asked the other if she would like a beer.

The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable purchasing it.

The first nun replied that she would handle it without a problem.

She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier.

The cashier was surprised, so the nun said, “This is for washing our hair.”

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer.

“The curlers are on me.”

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Posted by Slough on 08-27-2018 03:19 PM:

In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, “Once again the earth has become wicked and overpopulated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans, thy sons and their wives.”

He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, “You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights.”

Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard — but no Ark.

“Noah!” He roared, “I’m about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?”

“Forgive me, Lord,” begged Noah, “but things have changed.

“I needed a building permit. I’ve been arguing with the inspector about the need for a sprinkler system. My neighbors claim that I’ve violated the neighborhood zoning laws by building the Ark in my yard and exceeding the height limitations. We had to go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision.

“Then the Department of Transportation demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark’s move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.

“Getting the wood was another problem. There’s a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the spotted owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls — but no go!

“When I started gathering the animals, I got sued by an animal rights group. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodation was too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space. I am required to apply for 834 different licenses to keep wild beasts on private property.

“Then the EPA ruled that I couldn’t build the Ark until they’d conducted an environmental impact study on Your proposed flood. Further, the pitch to water-proof the ark has been banned by the EPA as inimical to the environment.

“I’m still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how many minorities I’m supposed to hire for my building crew.

“Immigration and Naturalization is checking the green-card status of most of the people who want to work. The scaffolding to build the superstructure is not OSHA-approved and is forbidden to use except for private structures less than 5 cubits..

“The trades unions say I can’t use my sons. They insist I have to hire only Union workers with Ark-building experience.

“To make matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets, claiming I’m trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species.

“So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 100 years for me to finish this Ark.”

Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, “You mean you’re not going to destroy the world?”.

“No,” said the Lord. “The government beat me to it.”

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