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Posted by wbond on 03-09-2018 04:31 PM:

Here Kitty

http://www.wvva.com/story/37680508/...tazewell-county

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Posted by Rex Ridge on 03-10-2018 12:01 AM:

I don't usually care my pistol when I'm riding because if I tried to shoot anything off my horses, they'd probably throw me off and run away. But also because there's not really much I'd fear running into except for a rabid animal. Hope that never happens.
The neuro that said I had PD symptoms, but wasn't as sure as the 1st one I saw; called this wk. He told me to take gabapentin for pain because I have 3 herniated discs in my neck and a pinched nerve in my ankle....so that might be what's causing my problems. Just hope if it is, they can be fixed so I don't have to take pain pills forever.

Posted by dan w on 03-11-2018 01:37 AM:

Bought a 05 nissan xcab today just 2 wheel drive but it,s a nice truck , hope everyone is well, shan good to hear from u as always --- see ya

Posted by wbond on 03-11-2018 08:31 AM:

Well kill season ended tonight I guess it's time to clean up my pistol and put it away till October the 15th dang fall will never get here

Rex Ridge prayers up

Dan congratulations on your new truck

Posted by wbond on 03-14-2018 03:53 AM:

6.5 inches was the official total of snow sure would have been nice if it would have been 29.5 more what a bummer

Posted by Rex Ridge on 03-15-2018 05:30 AM:

WB, Why do u want 36" of snow! I'm tired of it and the wind and cold. How's Willow doing?
Dan, r u going to park ur truck in the winter? I park mine in Dec for 3 months. I can drive it tomorrow, but I usually only use it to pull my horse trailers so it's gonna stay parked awhile longer.
We had LuWee, the Rat (terrier) to the vet on Monday. She has infected tonsils. I didn't know animas had tonsils. She's on an antibiotic and is eating again.
Has anyone heard from Corky? Hope he's ok.

Posted by dan w on 03-15-2018 01:38 PM:

I hope to drive it all year if u will keep all the snow; lol ---- talked to corky he is busy cutting up big tree that fell ---- WB u coming to clifton forge 24th i hope n bring outlaws with u ----- see ya

Posted by wbond on 03-15-2018 03:10 PM:

http://www.godanriver.com/sports/ou...fd3745bc8e.html

Rex Ridge snow and cold is fun yall are so lucky

Dan there all couch potatoes now and can not get a pass from there wives there not hen pecked they just have hen house ways

Posted by wbond on 03-15-2018 04:03 PM:

Get your Basset hound tuned up

this should be slow enough for even Linkous and Dan to keep up

http://akc.org/sports/basset-hound-field-trials/

Posted by Rex Ridge on 03-16-2018 01:13 AM:

I use to like snow, but it was when I was young and stupid. It's been snowing and windy most of the day. About 10 miles of I80 closed today at 2:10 due to tractor trailer wrecks, the news article sounded like it might be closed for awhile.
Chuck went down to put wood in the woodburner yesterday and slipped and fell on the ice.

I read somewhere that it was going to be legal to use dogs in PA to track wounded deer.

Glad Corky is ok. A big pine tree fell across the rd where we run the dogs, hope someone from the ANF cuts it off soon.

Posted by wbond on 03-18-2018 07:49 PM:

A while ago, I went to a psychiatrist and told him I've got problems: every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. “Come talk to me three times a week for one year and we should be able to get rid of those fears,” said the psychiatrist. “How much do you charge?” I asked. “Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor. “I'll sleep on it and if needed I will come back to you,” I said. Six months later, I ran into the psychiatrist on the street. “Why didn't you come see me about those fears you were having?” he asked. “Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new SUV.” With a bit of an attitude he said, “Is that so? And how, may I ask, did a bartender cured you
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed ain't nobody under there now!” ■

Posted by wbond on 03-18-2018 07:53 PM:

To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home. I started to cry when I thought of you. Then it dawned on me … I'll see you on the bus!

Posted by Rex Ridge on 03-19-2018 02:14 AM:

😄😄😄

Posted by wbond on 03-19-2018 07:07 PM:

Busted

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/03/1...eeing-boat.html

Posted by Rex Ridge on 03-20-2018 12:28 AM:

They have bigger bucks and more coons, coyotes and bobcats; but Pgh campers come up here to hunt and trap.

Posted by wbond on 03-20-2018 06:18 PM:

Decline in Hunters

https://www.npr.org/2018/03/20/5930...or-conservation

Posted by corky crowder on 03-21-2018 09:45 PM:

HELLO FRIENDS
BEEN LAZY
SOME PIC OF WHERE TREE FELL 3-2-18

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HOME OF TREETALKIN
BLACK & TANS
CORKY CROWDER
BRANDON MAYO
LINDA CROWDER
PR TREETALKIN LITTLE SASSY
TREETALKIN TROOPERS BLEW
TREETALKIN RANGER DANGER
TREETALKIN LIL SHOOTEM UP JAKE
GRCHPR TREETALKIN NIGHTHAWK GONE BUT NEVER WILL BE FORGOTTEN R.I.P.

Posted by corky crowder on 03-21-2018 09:53 PM:

FIRST FULL DAY OF SPRING 3-21-18

Posted by corky crowder on 03-21-2018 09:58 PM:

Posted by corky crowder on 03-21-2018 10:00 PM:

Posted by Rex Ridge on 03-22-2018 05:32 AM:

Hi Corky, the snow missed us this time. I don't miss it. It's still cold and windy. How's Charlie Brown doing? Did he keep u company while u were cutting up the tree that fell. Chuck's been cutting firewood, he has the woodpile almost back to where it was when we started the woodburner.

Posted by Slough on 03-23-2018 04:31 PM:

Whitey was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.

Whitey kept records and any rooster that didn’t perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.

That took an awful lot of Whitey’s time so Whitey got a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone so Whitey could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

Whitey’s favorite rooster was old Brewster, a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning, Whitey noticed old Brewster’s bell hadn’t rung at all!

Whitey went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

BUT, to Whitey’s amazement, Brewster had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t ring. He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

Whitey was so proud of Brewster, he entered him in the county fair… and Brewster became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result…

The judges not only awarded Brewster the “No Bell Piece Prize” but they also awarded him the “Pulletsurprise” as well.

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Posted by Slough on 03-23-2018 04:33 PM:

A young couple were on their honeymoon and were staying at a hotel with a large swimming pool.

They decided to go for a swim, and the bride donned a new bikini that she had recently purchased.

As she swam and splashed around in the pool, she soon discovered that the bikini was too large, and the top and bottom kept coming off.

As they were the only ones in the pool, she and her husband would laugh and playfully retrieve the bikini from the pool’s bottom.

That evening they dressed for dinner and headed to their hotel’s elegant restaurant, where they were seated next to a huge aquarium.

Strangely, the aquarium was devoid of any aquatic life.

When the bride asked their waiter why the aquarium had no fish in it, he smiled broadly and said, “That’s not an aquarium…that’s the swimming pool!”

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Posted by Slough on 03-23-2018 04:37 PM:

Saturday morning the weather was too bad to go out. I was bored with nothing to do.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door.

I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said:

“Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness.”

So I said, "Come in and sit down.”

I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?”

He said, "Beats the crap out of me. Never got this far before.."

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Posted by Slough on 03-23-2018 04:58 PM:

Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.

Finally, his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.

Little Johnny thought to himself that there was quite a large number of horses at this zoo

He wondered where all the other animals were, but was still happy to see the horses.

“So how was it?” his mother asked when they returned home.

“Great,” Little Johnny replied.

“Did you and your father have a good time?” asked his mother.

“Yeah, Daddy especially liked it,” exclaimed Little Johnny excitedly, especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!”

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