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Posted by Rex Ridge on 11-18-2017 02:06 AM:

Corky, I hope Kitty heals up soon. We doctored Seven (my son's dog, we got stuck with) all summer for a hot spot. It's healed now, but she has a bald spot on her leg.
Dan, is Mike getting his buck mounted?
The new camper from across the rd was over today. He got a nice 8 pt in archery season after he missed the 10 pt we've seen a couple of times and showed us a picture of a nice 12 pt he got on his trail cam. Its been seen going into our pines. Maybe I'll get a nice buck again this yr.

Posted by dan w on 11-18-2017 12:42 PM:

buck

Linda yea mike is going to mount it said he may never get another like this, good luck to u and chuck. -- see ya

Posted by wbond on 11-20-2017 06:14 PM:

Here ya go

https://youtu.be/l2Nv8PShvu4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l2Nv8...eature=youtu.be

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Posted by rmcmillan on 11-21-2017 01:19 AM:

EVENING ALL
HAD AN INCH OF SNOW ON THE GROUND THIS MORNING MOST OF IT HAS MELTED.

CORKY,
NICE OLD FORD. I HAVE SEEN SEVERAL OF THEM AROUND.

REX,
HOPE YA FEEL BETTER

DANW,
NICE BUCK.

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Nt.Ch. Gr.Ch. Gr.WCh. Pr. McMillans Blue Crystal
Ntch. GrCh. Pr. McMillans Blue Magic
Gr.Nt.Ch. Pr. McMillans Blue Hawk
Nt. Ch. Pr. McMillans Blue Rage
all are gone now but will NEVER BE FORGOTTEN

CH. PR. MCMILLANS TREE ROCKIN BRANDY
CH. PR. MCMILLANS MIDNITES STINGIN SADIE

Posted by Slough on 11-22-2017 04:04 PM:

A girl is sitting on the couch with her grandpa and studying the wrinkles on his old face.

She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles.
She touches her own face and looks more puzzled.

Finally the girl asks, “Grandpa, did God make you?”

“He sure did honey, a long time ago,” replies her grandpa.

“Well, did God make me?” asks the girl.

“Yes, He did, and that wasn’t too long ago,” answers her grandpa.

“Boy,” says the little girl, “He’s sure doing a lot better job these days isn’t He?”

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Posted by Slough on 11-22-2017 04:05 PM:

I went to the liquor store Tuesday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Jack Daniels and put it in the bicycle basket.
As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Jack Daniels before I cycled home.
It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.

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Posted by Slough on 11-22-2017 04:07 PM:

Nearing the end of a hard life, old Ed was surrounded by his loved ones. As he sensed his final moment was approaching, he gathered all his strength and whispered:

“I must tell you my greatest secret.”

His family members were all ears, and urged him to go on.

“Before I got married, I had it all,” explained Ed.

“Fast cars, cute girls, and plenty of money. But a good friend warned me..

…‘Get married and start a family. Otherwise, no-one will be there to give you a glass of water to drink when you’re on your deathbed.’

“So I took his advice. I traded the girls for a wife, beer for baby food. I sold my Ferrari and invested in college funds. And now here we are…

“And you know what?”

“What?” Whispered the fascinated members of his family.

“I’m not even thirsty!”

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Posted by Slough on 11-22-2017 04:10 PM:

Happy Thanksgiving Ladies and gentlemen-you too WB

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Posted by Slough on 11-22-2017 04:19 PM:

https://youtu.be/rmRUgfkvnbg

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Posted by rmcmillan on 11-22-2017 04:35 PM:

HAPPY THANKS GIVING ALL

Posted by Rex Ridge on 11-22-2017 06:26 PM:

Funny jokes, James. I know a couple of people that can relate to the whiskey/bike one except it would be beer/horses.
My friend told me that a guy that hunts with her husband got a bear the first day. It had mange so the game commission wanted it. They gave him another tag. The new guy across the rd came over on Monday with his son, Josh. Josh got a bear behind their camp. It was with another bear and 3 cubs.
We had the dogs out last night. Only got one coon. Dandy treed one, we couldn't find in a big pine tree. They ran another one, but it crossed a blacktop rd and was headed for RT 66 so Chuck called them off.
Hope everyone has a
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Posted by corky crowder on 11-23-2017 11:23 AM:

HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY TO ALL

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BLACK & TANS
CORKY CROWDER
BRANDON MAYO
LINDA CROWDER
PR TREETALKIN LITTLE SASSY
TREETALKIN TROOPERS BLEW
TREETALKIN RANGER DANGER
TREETALKIN LIL SHOOTEM UP JAKE
GRCHPR TREETALKIN NIGHTHAWK GONE BUT NEVER WILL BE FORGOTTEN R.I.P.

Posted by wbond on 11-23-2017 09:10 PM:

Happy Thanksgiving everyone !!!

Posted by Slough on 11-24-2017 08:01 PM:

Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was admired for her
sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint
sitting room.
She invited him to have a
seat while she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young
minister noticed a cut glass
bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water,
and in the water floated of all things, a condom!

When she returned
With tea and scones, they
began to chat The pastor
tried to stifle his curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about this?
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said
to place it on the organ,
keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

Posted by Slough on 11-24-2017 08:03 PM:

Mr. Smith goes to the doctor’s office to collect his wife’s test results.

The lab tech says to him, “I’m sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife’s. Frankly, that’s either bad or terrible.”

“What do you mean?”

“Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer’s disease and the other for AIDS. We can’t tell which is your wife.”

“That’s terrible! Can we do the test over?” asked Mr. Smith.

“Normally, yes. But you have an HMO, and they won’t pay for these expensive tests more than once.”

“Well, what am I supposed to do now?”

“The HMO recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don’t sleep with her.”

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

Posted by Rex Ridge on 11-28-2017 02:03 AM:

Didn't have a very good day (6:30 am until 4:30 pm) in my tree stand. Only saw one doe with a button buck and one really NICE BUCK! and I wounded him and didn't find him.

Posted by dan w on 11-28-2017 06:32 PM:

Gonna tell chuck to take your mohawk away. --- lol see ya

Posted by wbond on 11-28-2017 10:41 PM:

Happy 50th Birthday to Old Man Michael Armes

Posted by Rex Ridge on 11-29-2017 02:09 AM:

Danny, he was actually impressed with that shot I made with my mohawk. He thought it was over 150 yds. It came out on the shooting lane and started down it when I shot. He told me if it would have stopped for a second, I would have probably had it. He looked again for him today. The neighbor saw him buck when I shot. Said he only saw them do that on TV. He thought I had him, too.

Posted by corky crowder on 11-30-2017 01:15 PM:

GOOD MORNING
SUNNY WARM
REX
SORRY YOU MISSED YOUR DEER
JAMES
GOOD JOKES

Posted by wbond on 12-01-2017 05:50 AM:

What a night !!!

Posted by Rex Ridge on 12-02-2017 05:29 AM:

Re: What a night !!!

quote:
Originally posted by wbond

Did u have a close encounter with a bear?
Doe season starts tomorrow. Havin a party in my tree stand.

We haven't had the dogs out much. Chuck fell the last night he was out and bruised or broke his ribs. He won't go to the dr because they don't do anything for them. I get some satisfaction reminding him that when I broke mine and punctured my lung, I was asking the dr when I could start riding again. And when we got home from the hospital, he asked what I was having for supper! Of course, I told him he could KMA.

Posted by dan w on 12-03-2017 11:43 PM:

Well deer season was pretty good my boys will dog hunt the bear tomm theres a lot of bear, i guess everyone lost puter pass --- see ya

Posted by wbond on 12-04-2017 02:23 AM:

Drunk Possum

http://www.ajc.com/news/possum-brea...tikIbTMs6VpTayM

Posted by wbond on 12-05-2017 01:04 AM:

Hound Hauler

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