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Posted by rmcmillan on 10-31-2017 11:39 AM:

GOOD MORNING ALL

CORKY,
HELD OFF AS LONG AS WE COULD AND THEN THE BOSS SAID WE NEEDED A FIRE.

REX,
GOOD LUCK WITH THE DEER HUNTS.

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Gr.Nt.Ch. Pr. McMillans Blue Hawk
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all are gone now but will NEVER BE FORGOTTEN

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Posted by wbond on 10-31-2017 05:43 PM:

Sweet tooth

http://wbtw.com/2017/10/31/video-be...urg-candy-shop/

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Posted by wbond on 10-31-2017 09:06 PM:

Dan you and Corky going Trick and Treating tonight ?

Posted by dan w on 10-31-2017 10:40 PM:

we don,t have but one costume so i don;t know whos going --- see ya

Posted by rmcmillan on 11-01-2017 11:31 AM:

GOOD MORNING ALL

DANW,
ANY DEER OR TURKEY HARVESTED DOWN YOUR WAY....? I HAVE NOT SHOT ANYTHING YET.

Posted by dan w on 11-01-2017 12:24 PM:

Rob our muzzle comes in nov 4th so i will go with mike a few times, hope u have good luck --- see ya

Posted by Slough on 11-01-2017 07:51 PM:

A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, which said: “Rest in Peace.”

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied:

“Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this – somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying:

“Congratulations on your new location!”

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Posted by Slough on 11-01-2017 07:52 PM:

The other day, a gentleman went to the dentist’s office to have a tooth pulled.

The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give him a shot.
“No way! No needles! I hate needles”, the man said.

The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man immediately objected.
“I can’t do the gas thing either; the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!”

The dentist then asks the gentleman if he has any objection to taking a pill.
“No objection”, the man said. “I’m fine with pills”.
The dentist then returns and says, “Here’s a Viagra tablet”.

The gentleman, totally at a loss for words, said in amazement, “WOW, I didn’t know Viagra worked as a pain killer!”

“It doesn’t”, said the dentist, “but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.”

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Posted by Slough on 11-01-2017 07:54 PM:

oses, Jesus, and an old man were enjoying a friendly round of golf together.

Moses stepped up to the tee and hit the ball. It went sailing over the fairway and landed in the water trap. Moses then parted the water and chipped the ball onto the green.

Jesus stepped up to the tee and hit the ball. It went sailing over the fairway and landed in the water trap. Jesus just walked onto the water and chipped the ball onto the green.

The old man stepped up to the tee and hit the ball. It went sailing over the fairway and headed for the water trap. But, just before it fell into the water, a fish jumped up and grabbed the ball in its mouth.

As the fish was falling back down into the water, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the fish in its claws. The eagle flew over the green where a lightning bolt shot from the sky and barely missed it.

Startled, the eagle dropped the fish.

When the fish hit the ground, the ball popped out of its mouth and rolled into the hole for a hole-in-one.

Jesus then turned to the old man and said:

“Dad, if you don’t stop fooling around, we won’t bring you next time.”

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Posted by Slough on 11-01-2017 08:03 PM:

The bartender approached and told the cowboy, “You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.”

The cowboy replied, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I’m drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself.”

The bartender admitted that this was a nice custom, and left it there.

The cowboy became a regular in the bar, and always drank the same way. He ordered three mugs and drank them in turn.

One day, he came in and only ordered two mugs. All the regulars took notice and fell silent. When he came back to the bar for the second round, the bartender said, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.”

The cowboy looked quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawned in his eyes and he laughed.

“Oh, no, everybody’s just fine,” he explained. “It’s just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.”

“Hasn’t affected my brothers though.”

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Posted by Rex Ridge on 11-01-2017 09:44 PM:

Funny!!
Not much going on here. Have to go to the hospital tomorrow for a test. Wonder if they'll let Chuck go in with me so I have something to hold on to.

Posted by dan w on 11-01-2017 11:17 PM:

rex tell chuck to hold on to his kuhunas around any doctor-- hope your test gos well --- see ya

Posted by rmcmillan on 11-02-2017 11:28 AM:

GOOD MORNING ALL
47 HERE

REX,
GOODLUCK AT DR.

JAMES,
GOOD ONES.

DANW,
GOOD LUCK WITH SMOKE POLE. I PASSED A FEW SMALL BUCKS ON OUR EARLY MUZZELOADER. HOPE I DO NOT REGRET THAT LATER. YOUTH SEASON IN BEFORE LONG. TURKEY IN NOW. HAVE NOT HAD TIME TO GO FOR THEM.

WBOND,
DID THAT FRIEND OF MINE GET HIS PUP..? I HAVE NOT TALKED TO HIM.

Posted by corky crowder on 11-02-2017 02:43 PM:

GOOD MORNING
ROB
HOPE YOU GET A BIG ONE
REX
HOPE YOU GET GOOD REPORT
JAMES
GOOD JOKES
DW
GOOD LUCK TO YOU AND MIKE
WB
IS LINK WORKING ON APPLE PIE

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TREETALKIN RANGER DANGER
TREETALKIN LIL SHOOTEM UP JAKE
GRCHPR TREETALKIN NIGHTHAWK GONE BUT NEVER WILL BE FORGOTTEN R.I.P.

Posted by Slough on 11-02-2017 04:02 PM:

Must be some of Bond's folks

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/11/0...police-say.html

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Posted by dan w on 11-03-2017 02:20 AM:

rob we hav;nt had any color in our mtns this fall hows it up there, Rex how bout up your way any color ??? see ya

Posted by Rex Ridge on 11-03-2017 03:06 AM:

An axe and a chainsaw....that's bad and some of the comments were even worse.
Hope ur new grandson likes bugs, WB so we can see pictures of u hunting coons together. I think he needs a coonskin cap.

Dan, the leaves weren't very colorful here either. Lots of yellow.

I thought I was going for a test today, ended up a consultation. Getting an EGD on the 14th.

Posted by wbond on 11-03-2017 04:01 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Slough
Must be some of Bond's folks

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/11/0...police-say.html

That's NOVA country it's not part of VA any more anything is liable to happen up there of course it is Dennis Roberson's country as well

Posted by HOBO on 11-03-2017 08:44 PM:

Here I thought you were talking a out me again......

But I'm a Robinson......

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Posted by wbond on 11-03-2017 09:05 PM:

Grand Kids Halloween costumes

I would post a picture of my new Grandson but he came dressed as is Momma

Posted by corky crowder on 11-04-2017 01:25 PM:

GOOD MORNING
55 RAIN
JAMES
NORTHERN VA HAS SOME NUTS
WB
NICE LOOKING KIDS
REX
HOPE YOUR TEST ARE GOOD HOW IS CHUCK
ROB
HOW ARE YOUR LEGS AND YOUR WIFE'S BACK

Posted by wbond on 11-04-2017 05:20 PM:

Happy Birthday Old Old Old Man Price

Posted by dan w on 11-05-2017 01:38 AM:

Happy B-Day price -- see ya

Posted by Rex Ridge on 11-07-2017 02:10 AM:

Happy Birthday, Price.

Chuck isn't seeing anything hunting. I saw a super nice 10 pt above the house tonight. He was heading right for my tree stand. Sure hope he sticks around for a few wks. Saw a 6 pt crossing the rd tonight about a mile from here. Saw a few does tonight. too...a couple were in the yd.

WB, ur grandchildren are cuties. Guess they don't get their good looks from Grandpa. Hope they got lots of candy.

Posted by rmcmillan on 11-07-2017 05:59 PM:

AFTERNOON ALL

35 DEGREES AND A COLD RAIN HERE.

DANW,
LEAVES HAD LITTLE COLOR HERE THIS YEAR.

CORKY,
LEGS FEEL GOOD. KNOCK ON WOOD. WIFES BACK HAS GOOD DAYS AND BAD. I GUESS WHEN SOME OF THE BONE HAS BEEN EATEN WAY THAT IS TO BE EXPECTED. THANKS FOR ASKING.

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