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Posted by Slough on 10-23-2017 08:30 PM:

The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deck hand and sent an agent to investigate him.

IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".

Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".

IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".

Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to know"?

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Posted by wbond on 10-23-2017 09:41 PM:

Rob I may need you're help in this soccer.game. First I know very little about the game but my granddaughter has started playing so I have been going to her games her first few she was a little timend . But I have a few ? Number one is it normal for both teams to set together on the same side of the field. Number are you supposed to cheer you're team and player when they make a good play. I only ask this because last when Cassidy made a great kick with lots of force I yelled out way to go the bad part I guess the was it hit a girl on the other team and made her cry and when scored her first goal I jumped up and yelled once again I got that look from the other spectators anyway any help would be appreciated that's my granddaughter in the picture with the soccer ball

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Posted by corky crowder on 10-24-2017 12:09 AM:

GOOD EVENING
COOL RAIN WINDY
JAMES
GOOD JOKES
WB
CUTE LITTLE GIRLS
REX
DID CHUCK GET A BIG BUCK
GLAD YOU GOT SOME RIDING TIME IN
ROB AND DW
LOST COMPUTER PASS

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Posted by dan w on 10-24-2017 01:34 AM:

WB sounds like the girls are doing great and having fun but i think u have a thing or two to learn. lol PS i went through it with my G-D 12 years ago have fun -- see ya

Posted by wbond on 10-24-2017 02:47 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by dan w
WB sounds like the girls are doing great and having fun but i think u have a thing or two to learn. lol PS i went through it with my G-D 12 years ago have fun -- see ya

Coming from two boys who played football and baseball it seems a little different but like I said I don't know anything about it except you gotta get the ball in the net to score plus I have a grandson who is older and play's football and baseball

Posted by rmcmillan on 10-24-2017 12:11 PM:

GOOD MORNING
RAIN HERE

I WAS HUNTING WITH MY MUZZELOADER FOR DEER LAST WEEK. NO LUCK GUESS I WAS TROPHY HUNTING. SAW TWO NICE BEAR. BEAR CAME IN HERE YESTERDAY. I DID NOT DRAW A TAG.

WBOND,
WELCOME TO SOCCER. YES BOTH TEAMS SIT ON THE SAME SIDE. YES IT IS OK TO CHEER. I WOULD WAIT AFTER A GOOD KICK AND CHECK THAT NO KIDS GET SMACKED BEFORE CHEERING. LOL I CHEER AND DO GET DIRTY LOOKS. I THINK THE HECK WITH THEM, I GUESS THATS THE FOOTBALL PART OF ME. IS THE LEAGUE AYSO, IF SO THEY TRY NOT TO MAKE IT COMPETITVE. MOST CHEER WHEN KIDS FROM BOTH TEAMS DO GOOD AT THIS YOUNG LEVEL. WHEN THEY GET OLDER IT GETS WORSE. JUST ENCOURAGE AND HAVE FUN. I KNEW NOTHING OF SOCCER UNTIL MY OLDEST ( NOW 23 ) STARTED TO PLAY AT 6. IF YOU EVER UNDERSTAND THE SOCCER RULE FOR OFFSIDES YOU WILL BE DOING SOMETHING. YOU ASK SIX PEOPLE YOU WILL GET SIX DIFFERENT DEFINITIONS. GOODLUCK

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Nt. Ch. Pr. McMillans Blue Rage
all are gone now but will NEVER BE FORGOTTEN

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Posted by Slough on 10-24-2017 03:22 PM:

OH Lawd, can you imagine how embarrassed WB's granddaughter is gona be when he gets escorted out of the park in handcuffs.

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Posted by wbond on 10-24-2017 04:13 PM:

Thanks Rob I was just wondering a little bit especially about the same side thing it's definitely different maybe I will just.start sitting on the side with out anyone lol anyway Mason has a football game tomorrow night want be no same side sitting there it's our rival

Posted by rmcmillan on 10-24-2017 07:35 PM:

WB,
GLAD I COULD HELP. ANY OTHER QUESTIONS ASK. I GREW UP IN A FOOTBALL FAMILY AND PLAYING FOOTBALL SO IT WAS ALL NEW TO ME. ONCE YOU WATCH IT AWHILE ITS FUN TO WATCH. ESPECIALLY IN HIGH SCHOOL. GOOD LUCK

JAMES,
NEVER SAW ANYONE HAND CUFFED. BUT DID SEE THE REF EJECT A FATHER DURING JR HIGH. ALSO AT A HIGH SCHOOL GAME THE FANS ON TWO SIDES WERE SCREAMING AT ONE ANOTHER THE PRINCIPAL ADDRESSED THE CROWD THEN FOUR STATE POLICE SHOWED UP. THINGS CALMED DOWN. THE ONE BOY ON THE OPPOSING TEAM GOT EJECTED FOR A CHEAP SHOT OUT OF BOUNDS. THEN HE GAVE THE CROWD THE FINGER. HIS PRINCIPAL ESCORTED HIM TO THE LOCKER ROOM. NOT SURE WHAT IF ANYTHING HAPPENED AFTER THAT. I KNOW MY WIFE TOLD OUR SON IF HE WOULD DO THAT THE PRINCIPAL AND REFEREES WOULD BE THE LEAST OF HIS WORRIES. LOL GREAT MEMORIES. BY THE WAY BEFORE ANYONE SAYS ANYTHING, I SAT THROUGH IT ALL AND KEPT MY TRAP SHUT.

Posted by Rex Ridge on 10-25-2017 03:52 AM:

Rob, u sound like ur kind of boring at soccer games, I think I'd rather go to one with WB. 😉
No big bucks here, Corky. He hasn't been hunting much.

Posted by wbond on 10-25-2017 09:24 PM:

Tornadoes

http://www.roanoke.com/weather/colu...cae86d5d62.html

Posted by wbond on 10-26-2017 09:47 PM:

Now thats funny

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...es-burglar.html

Posted by dan w on 10-27-2017 12:41 AM:

OK guys and gals the 27 of oct is here again meaning my birthday is here again and i will be 3/4 of a century old --- hope everyone is well --- see ya

Posted by corky crowder on 10-27-2017 01:58 AM:

happy birthday dw
wb
good news articles
rob
cant see wb sitting quietly at a game

Posted by Rex Ridge on 10-27-2017 04:35 AM:

Good reason for old ladies to sleep in the nude. But if she was looking for a coon she should have grabbed her light and a gun.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAN🎈🎈

Corky, Chuck found a HOT spot! Acorns and buck rubs on big trees, he's talkin about where we're going to hang it and he hasn't seen it😊

Posted by wbond on 10-27-2017 04:04 PM:

Happy Birthday Dan

Back in the day did you have to break your dogs from running these

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2017...ke-raccoon.html

Posted by Slough on 10-27-2017 04:53 PM:

Happy Birthday DW

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Posted by dan w on 10-27-2017 05:15 PM:

WB i did;nt have any trouble with my dogs but i thine Corky had a dog that would catch the darn things . LOL --- see ya PS thanks for all the B-Day wishes

Posted by corky crowder on 10-28-2017 02:26 AM:

GOOD EVENING
BEEN NICE DAY HERE
REX
GLAD CHUCK FOUND A GOOD SPOT [NEVER HURTS TO PLAN AHEAD]
DW
THAT'S A LITTLE FAR BACK FOR ME
WB
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH PRICE AND LINKUS

Posted by Rex Ridge on 10-28-2017 04:19 AM:

WB, that was mean! R u trying to make Dan cry on his birthday?

Corky, he came home whining today. Saw hunters at his hot spot. Then went to another place and someone had a ladder stand up. I told him to give up hunting (except for coon) and ride horse with me.

Posted by wbond on 10-30-2017 01:07 AM:

Rex Ridge congratulations on finishing Ruby to night Champion

Posted by Rex Ridge on 10-30-2017 03:24 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by wbond
Rex Ridge congratulations on finishing Ruby to night Champion

Thank you, WB. It was kind of a nasty night to be out (I stayed in the Jeep most of the time).
2 Redbones and 2 Walkers in the cast. Ruby only had a few more pts than the other Redbone.

Posted by corky crowder on 10-30-2017 02:02 PM:

GOOD MORNING
38 WINDY
REX
CONGRATS ON MAKING RUBY NITE CHAMPION
WB
HOW IS THE SOCCER GAMES GOING

Posted by rmcmillan on 10-30-2017 07:22 PM:

GOOD AFTERNOON.

HAD SOME SNOW IN GARRETT COUNTY MD LAST EVE.

REX,
CONGRATS ON THE NT CH DEGREE. HAVE FUN GOING FOR GRAND.

WB,
HOW GOES THE SOCCER GAMES....?

CORKY,
HAVE YOU BEEN BURNING ANY OF THAT FIREWOOD?

DANW,
HAPPY B DAY

Posted by corky crowder on 10-31-2017 10:59 AM:

GOOD MORNING
43 DEGS
ROB
HAVE HAD SEVERAL FIRES. HOW ABOUT YOU
REX
HOPE CHUCK FINDS A GOOD PLACE WITH NO PEOPLE

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