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There is nothing like standing in the head of a hollow by yourself listening to your hound and have a set of eyes looking at you

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Thomas Jefferson

BIGFOOT gonna getcha!

GOOD MORNING ALL
53 HERE HAS COOLED SOME. GOOD STORMS HERE LAST EVE.

REXRIDGE,
GLAD ELECTRIC IS ON. BIGFOOT WOULD NOT MESS WITH MR BOND.

CORKY,
WELL I GUESS YOU COULD SAY WE WERE FISHING FOR TROUT. BUT WE CAUGHT NONE. THE DNR HAD STOCKED TROUT THE WEEK BEFORE. BUT THEY WOULD NOT BITE. RIGHT AT DARK A FEW GOLDEN TROUT STARTED TO HIT FLIES. BUT I LEFT MY GLASSES AT HOME AND COULD NOT SEE TO TIE THE SMALL FLY ON. I RECENTLY STARTED TO USE GLASSES FOR SMALL PRINT. HAVE NOT GOTTEN USE TO TAKING THEM WITH ME ALL THE TIME.

JAMES,
GOOD JOKES AS USUAL.

DANW,
ANYMORE TURKEY HUNTING.

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Home of;

Nt.Ch. Gr.Ch. Gr.WCh. Pr. McMillans Blue Crystal
Ntch. GrCh. Pr. McMillans Blue Magic
Gr.Nt.Ch. Pr. McMillans Blue Hawk
Nt. Ch. Pr. McMillans Blue Rage
all are gone now but will NEVER BE FORGOTTEN


CH. PR. MCMILLANS TREE ROCKIN BRANDY
CH. PR. MCMILLANS MIDNITES STINGIN SADIE

GOOD MORNING
66 WINDY
JAMES
GOOD JOKES
WB
I'M WITH REX BIG FOOT
ROB
WHEN I STARTED WEARING GLASSES I WOULD GO TO DOLLAR GENERAL BUY SEVERAL PAIR . PAIR IN EACH TRUCK AND ANY WHERE I MIGHT NEED THEM .
REX
GLAD ELECTRIC DIDN'T STAY OFF LONG
DW
ANY TURKEY TALES

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CB&L KENNELS
HOME OF TREETALKIN
BLACK & TANS
CORKY CROWDER
BRANDON MAYO
LINDA CROWDER
PR TREETALKIN LITTLE SASSY
TREETALKIN TROOPERS BLEW
TREETALKIN RANGER DANGER
TREETALKIN LIL SHOOTEM UP JAKE
GRCHPR TREETALKIN NIGHTHAWK GONE BUT NEVER WILL BE FORGOTTEN R.I.P.

OK guys and gals here is my latest report -- turkeys 2 --- dan 1 --- they are making me angry but i am not done yet, just when they think i,m done i;ll show up and surprise-surprise. --- see ya

Get tough, Dan!
We saw a turkey tonight...across the rd again and Chuck saw one this Am on the way home from his parents. I think he's going hunting in the AM, but he hasn't asked for permission yet where he's seeing them.
Saw a bunch of guys are at their camps around here so he'll probably go back down to the farm. He went down yesterday to stay overnight to help with his mom so he didn't have any of his hunting stuff with him.
Saw on FB some people still didn't have electric this afternoon. We only lost one old apple tree, but there are alot of trees down. My friend had several come down. They had to move one so her horses could get in the barn. Some fell on the electric and phone lines and tore the wires off her house. I tried calling her around 8 pm and her phone still isn't working.

our dog

--- our grandog Luna --- PS i have seen a turkey everyday just nothing to shoot, may 13 last day so still trying for #2 to get even with turkeys --- see ya

granddog

Are u dogsitting this wk, Dan?

Our son got a new pup last month. She's a black and tan. Half yorkie and 1/2 Jack Russel. I'm sure she'll be a great tree dog.

My friend and I walked 5 miles again yesterday. We saw lots of downed trees on the way to Cooks Forest. 2 tornadoes were confirmed in the area.

GOOD MORNING
62 SUN AND CLOUDS
HEAVY RAIN LAST NIGHT
DW
NICE LOOKING LABS
REX
THATS A LOT OF WALKING

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CB&L KENNELS
HOME OF TREETALKIN
BLACK & TANS
CORKY CROWDER
BRANDON MAYO
LINDA CROWDER
PR TREETALKIN LITTLE SASSY
TREETALKIN TROOPERS BLEW
TREETALKIN RANGER DANGER
TREETALKIN LIL SHOOTEM UP JAKE
GRCHPR TREETALKIN NIGHTHAWK GONE BUT NEVER WILL BE FORGOTTEN R.I.P.

Corky, If my knee was in better shape, it would be alot easier. Called the dr for the 3rd time today to have my knee checked out. Left a message to just call me back with a date and time and I'd be there. This playing phone tag for almost a month is getting old.

Chuck planted 400 pine trees, mowed the yd and ran the weedeater Wednesday while I was hiking. Wednesday night after supper, I told him my feet hurt, but I thought we should take the dogs out for awhile. He told me to forget it. I'm starting to think I married an old man...he takes naps, too.
It was raining hard here this Am so he hunted turkeys from here. He didn't hear anything. How did u guys do today?

GOOD MORNING
50 CLOUDY ,SPOSED TO BE IN 60S DAY 38 COUPLE NIGHTS
NEXT WEEK
REX
HE'S NOT GETTING OLD YOU WORKING HIM TOO HARD
WHERE IS EVERYONE

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CB&L KENNELS
HOME OF TREETALKIN
BLACK & TANS
CORKY CROWDER
BRANDON MAYO
LINDA CROWDER
PR TREETALKIN LITTLE SASSY
TREETALKIN TROOPERS BLEW
TREETALKIN RANGER DANGER
TREETALKIN LIL SHOOTEM UP JAKE
GRCHPR TREETALKIN NIGHTHAWK GONE BUT NEVER WILL BE FORGOTTEN R.I.P.

Don't know where everyone is. If they got as much rain as we're getting maybe the built an ark and headed for higher ground.
He works himself too hard. I only tell him to wash the dishes and clean the house. I'd mow the yard. He orders pine trees every yr for the DEER! They have to have a place to hide. Usually, he gets 500 and I help him plant them, but he didn't want to wait for me to come home.
Brought home 2 Champion of Champion slips tonight. Chuck was going to hunt Ruby and I was going to stay with Dandy, but it rained most the time, so we came home.

GOOD MORNING
49 SUNNY
HOPE EVERYONE HAD GOOD WEEKEND
REX
CONGRATS ON WINS

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CB&L KENNELS
HOME OF TREETALKIN
BLACK & TANS
CORKY CROWDER
BRANDON MAYO
LINDA CROWDER
PR TREETALKIN LITTLE SASSY
TREETALKIN TROOPERS BLEW
TREETALKIN RANGER DANGER
TREETALKIN LIL SHOOTEM UP JAKE
GRCHPR TREETALKIN NIGHTHAWK GONE BUT NEVER WILL BE FORGOTTEN R.I.P.

Thanks, Corky.
If u guys in VA are near Den Rd in Christiansburg be on the lookout for 2 Great Danes. I saw on FB there's a $1200 reward for them.
Chuck stayed with his mom last night so I had a busy AM...got the barn work done, fed the pups, loaded the outside woodburner, walked up to get the mail and got permission from the guy across the rd to hunt turkey on his property. Want to work in my flower beds, but waiting for a call about my horse trailer. For 2 yrs, u never know if anything working off the marine batteries is going to work. Hope to get it working right this yr.

GOOD MORNING

47SUN
REX
NOT TOO FAR FROM THE RED DEN WILL BE LOOKING FOR THE
GREAT DANES.
HOPE EVERY ONE IS OK

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CB&L KENNELS
HOME OF TREETALKIN
BLACK & TANS
CORKY CROWDER
BRANDON MAYO
LINDA CROWDER
PR TREETALKIN LITTLE SASSY
TREETALKIN TROOPERS BLEW
TREETALKIN RANGER DANGER
TREETALKIN LIL SHOOTEM UP JAKE
GRCHPR TREETALKIN NIGHTHAWK GONE BUT NEVER WILL BE FORGOTTEN R.I.P.

Lady (to her doctor): "What l am worried about is my height and not my weight." Doctor: "How come?" Lady: "According to my weight, my height should be 7 feet, 8 inches.

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

Father in a conversation with a neighbor...

First son: Degree in Economics
Second son: MBA
Third son: PhD
Fourth son: Thief

Neighbor: Why can't you throw the fourth son out of your house? Father: He is the only one earning money. The rest are unemployed.

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

An engineer and a psychiatrist meet up for their 20th college reunion.

The engineer says, "I'm surprised to see you still looking so young. I'd have thought listening to people's problems all day would have given you a mass of wrinkles."

The psychiatrist says, "You think we listen?"

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course ,became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.

He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. 'I'm on the 7th hole,' she replied, 'and you are a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole.'

He thanked her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again with the same request.

'I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you must be on the 13th hole.'

Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.

He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.

He approached her and said, 'Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you're in the sales profession. I'm in sales also. What do you sell?'

'I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh,' she replied.

'No, I won't.'

'Well, if you must know,' she answered, 'I work for Tampax.'

With that, he laughed so hard he lost his balance and fell off the bar stool.

'See,' she said. 'I knew you'd laugh!'

'That's not what I'm laughing at,' he replied, 'I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you.'

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion.

They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card. It said, "Rest in Peace."

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, 'Congratulations on your new location.'"

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

A farmer had been swindled several times by the local car dealer. One day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows:

Basic cow $499.95
Shipping and handling 35.75
Extra stomach 79.25
Two-tone exterior 142.10
Produce storage compartment 126.50
Heavy duty straw chopper 189.60
Four spigot/high output drain system 149.20
Automatic fly swatter 88.50
Genuine cowhide upholstery 179.90
Deluxe dual horns 59.25
Automatic fertilizer attachment 339.40
4 x 4 traction drive assembly 884.16
Pre-delivery wash and comb 69.80

FARMERS SUGGESTED LIST PRICE: $2843.36
Additional dealer adjustments: 300.00

TOTAL LIST PRICE (including options): $3143.36

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

A man was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them...
1.Bride relatives
2.groom relatives

He entered the groom door and found two doors again.
1. Ladies
2. Men

He entered men door and found two doors again.
1.People with gifts
2.People without gifts

He entered the second door (people without gifts )... He found himself outside the hotel.

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James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

hey guys & gals i have been sick for 6 days real bad congestion she wants me to go to Dr. anyway some of u remember me talking about my good friend 104 yrs old Mr Reynolds well he passed yesterday, hope everyone is well --- see ya

Sorry for your loss, Dan.
Hope u get feeling better. U better listen, and go to the dr.
I thought you were busy killing turkeys. Chuck finally got one this AM.

Cute jokes, Slough. 😄

Sunday while we were hiking, I lost my good glasses in the woods. I came home and told Chuck I had bad news....guess what happened. He guessed I wrecked the car. So I said good news, I only lost my glasses. Today on our hike, we found them!