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Posted by dan w on 04-27-2017 08:29 PM:

Rob i picked up a box Kent 2 3/4 #5s turkey load and patterned it at 25 yards and they are wicked --- they make a #5 duck load u should try, can;t go wrong for 7.99 for box of 10 -- the best part is they are made in West Va. ---- see ya

Posted by wbond on 04-27-2017 09:37 PM:

The Teacher
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school.

Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. The classroom became a bit unruly and he admonished them. This happened several times.

When he would do work at his desk, the strong breeze from the window made his tie flap annoyingly. He kept rearranging and rearranging the tie as the class raised it's level of unruliness.

Finally, becoming disgusted with the wayward tie, he stood up and took a big stapler off his desk and stapled the tie to his chest in several places.

Discipline was not a problem from that day forth.

__________________
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. ~~ Thomas Jefferson

"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have"

Thomas Jefferson

"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government."
Thomas Jefferson

Posted by wbond on 04-27-2017 09:42 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by dan w
Rob i picked up a box Kent 2 3/4 #5s turkey load and patterned it at 25 yards and they are wicked --- they make a #5 duck load u should try, can;t go wrong for 7.99 for box of 10 -- the best part is they are made in West Va. ---- see ya

So accounting for misses how many boxes did you buy would that be two boxes per turkey

Posted by dan w on 04-27-2017 10:02 PM:

WB i plan on making up for that miss tomorrow morning, I hope. --- see ya Sat.

Posted by dan w on 04-28-2017 04:51 PM:

well i guess Rex is walking and Chuck is fishing and no telling what everyone else is doing --- so foggy here this morning i had to put my hunt on hold, will try again monday-- coon club tomorrow & rest sunday ---- see ya

Posted by corky crowder on 04-28-2017 07:49 PM:

GOOD AFTERNOON
80 SUNNY
DW
FOG THICK THIS MORNING . SEE YOU AT CLUB TOMORROW.
JAMES
GOOD ONE
WB
YOU GOING TO BRING PRICE AND LINK TO TRI COUNTIES SAT
GOOD JOKE

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HOME OF TREETALKIN
BLACK & TANS
CORKY CROWDER
BRANDON MAYO
LINDA CROWDER
PR TREETALKIN LITTLE SASSY
TREETALKIN TROOPERS BLEW
TREETALKIN RANGER DANGER
TREETALKIN LIL SHOOTEM UP JAKE
GRCHPR TREETALKIN NIGHTHAWK GONE BUT NEVER WILL BE FORGOTTEN R.I.P.

Posted by wbond on 04-28-2017 09:01 PM:

Happy Birthday
A lady goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?"

The lady counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying "Ehhhh .. 22!".

The interviewer looks at her a little puzzled and then tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?".

The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces "Five foot two!"

This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?"

The lady bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "Mandy!".

The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, "Just out of curiosity, miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?"

"Ohh that!", she replies, "That's just me running through, 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you....' ."

Posted by wbond on 04-28-2017 09:05 PM:

Linkous and Hoss can't wonder out there home territory and I will stop by the old folks home and see if Price can get out

Posted by wbond on 04-29-2017 08:03 AM:

I am a telling that parkway is chunked full of coons oh well better head in and call it a night

Wonder how many Dan missed today or yesterday by now ?

Posted by corky crowder on 04-29-2017 09:33 PM:

FOUND THESE AT TRI COUNTIES

Posted by corky crowder on 04-29-2017 09:38 PM:

FOUND THESE AT TRI COUNTIES

Posted by dan w on 04-30-2017 01:53 PM:

Corky got the kings crown on the right person and price made champions on 2 of WB,s dogs, if i had known about the camera i would have stood up. --- good day at tri county --- see ya

Posted by corky crowder on 04-30-2017 02:07 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by dan w
Corky got the kings crown on the right person and price made champions on 2 of WB,s dogs, if i had known about the camera i would have stood up. --- good day at tri county --- see ya

ONLY THING THAT PHOTO NEEDS IS A POSTED SIGN ON THE TREE

Posted by dan w on 04-30-2017 03:19 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by corky crowder
ONLY THING THAT PHOTO NEEDS IS A POSTED SIGN ON THE TREE

----- can;t u create a posted sign cork --- see ya

Posted by corky crowder on 04-30-2017 10:20 PM:

Posted by wbond on 05-01-2017 02:01 AM:

Price once again handling a legend of a hound

Corky I need a bigger hat for my pumpkin head that one's to small lol where was Linkous he missed out on all the fun sure wish he would get caught up on his house cleaning so he could get out why half way down 81 Price was a buckling up I don't know why them tires have a lot of tread on them boy if knew that posted.sign was I would have had to left since I am a law abiding citizen

Posted by corky crowder on 05-01-2017 03:38 AM:

PRICE LOOKS PROUD LEADING RED DOG

Posted by Rex Ridge on 05-01-2017 05:12 AM:

Looks like u had a good boys day out!
Congrats, team Bond.

It rained off and on most of the wkend here so we didn't get much of anything accomplished. I found some dog kennels I persuaded Chuck into getting. There were (3) 10' x 10' x 6' kennels + 5 xtra 10' x 6' panels and (2) 8' x 4' panels. 3 0f the xtra 10' x 6' and the 8' x 4' have holes cut in them where they were attached to the kennel, so not sure we can use them. Got it home today, but got rained out before we got it unloaded.
Suppose to have severe storms here tomorrow.

Posted by rmcmillan on 05-01-2017 12:11 PM:

GOOD MORNING ALL
71 HERE

WBOND,
CONGRATS ON WINS.

CORKY,
LIKE THE EDITED PICS.

DANW,
SORRY ABOUT THE HUNT DUE TO FOG.

REX,
HOPE ITS COOLER THAT WAY.

I DID LITTLE THIS WEEKEND. DID TAKE THE WIFE AND DAUGHTER FISHING SUNDAY EVE. MY DAUGHTER WAS THE TOP DOG SHE CAUGHT 10 FISH, ME 3 FISH, THE BOSS 1 FISH RIGHT AT DARK. NOTHING BIG, ALL WENT BACK IN.

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Home of;

Nt.Ch. Gr.Ch. Gr.WCh. Pr. McMillans Blue Crystal
Ntch. GrCh. Pr. McMillans Blue Magic
Gr.Nt.Ch. Pr. McMillans Blue Hawk
Nt. Ch. Pr. McMillans Blue Rage
all are gone now but will NEVER BE FORGOTTEN

CH. PR. MCMILLANS TREE ROCKIN BRANDY
CH. PR. MCMILLANS MIDNITES STINGIN SADIE

Posted by corky crowder on 05-01-2017 12:32 PM:

GOOD MORNING
69 CLOUDY

ROB
WHAT WERE YALL FISHING FOR

Posted by Rex Ridge on 05-01-2017 09:09 PM:

No electric here. Had a tornado warning; it was over at 3:45. We had some strong wind, (it blew down an old apple tree), hard rain and hail. Can still hear some thunder, but the worst is probably over. Hope so anyways because Chuck is leaving to spend the night at his parents. His sister has been staying there since his mom came home from the nursing home, she needs a break.

It was warm here yesterday, Pgh missed tying the high record by 1�. Cooling off now...Wed the high is to be in the 50s.

Posted by wbond on 05-01-2017 09:47 PM:

Rex Ridge hope your power gets back on soon

Treed Bear
http://www.roanoke.com/news/local/r...7bc11a7da1.html

Posted by Slough on 05-01-2017 10:05 PM:

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young
boy three nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy
starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has
swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy
coughs up two of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son,
the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue
business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping
a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her
coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the
counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the
restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the
boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and
then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently
and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her
free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to
the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a
word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've
never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are
you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replied. "I'm with the IRS."

__________________
James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

Posted by Slough on 05-01-2017 10:09 PM:

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to view the situation.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass ?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there eating grass under that tree"
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the second poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."
The other man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"
"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place.
The grass is almost a foot high."

__________________
James Lawrence, Big Slough Kennels

Posted by Rex Ridge on 05-02-2017 02:38 AM:

LOL....lawyers and politicians.

Electric just came back on. I was way behind in my reading. Read 3 Coonhound Bloodlines, the last one by the light of Chuck's hunting light. The dogs got excited when they saw me getting it out. I need to put it away because Ruby keeps looking at it and wagging her tail....I hate to get her expectations up.

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